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Jennifer Aniston promotes her perfume in NYC- Busy Bee Blogger

Kate Middleton has a doll- Celeb Baby Laundry

Rob Lowe comes clean about Brat Pack and rehab- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Justin Bieber crew doesn't wanna go to Japan- Celebrity VIP Lounge

Kelly Preston says Charlie Sheen didn't shoot her- Ear Sucker

Cameron Diaz looks great on the cover of Maxim- Fit Fab Celeb

It's high calorie party time for Eva Longoria- Have U Heard

J.Lo performed on American Idol- Hollywood Hiccups

Nicky Minaj has a new music video out- I Need My Fix

Elisabetta Canalis is crazy about PETA- Lickable Celebs

Nicole Scherzinger channels Miley Cyrus- Mathew Guiver

Kirstie Alley talks sex on Ellen- Oh The Scandal

Oksana will not press charges against Mel Gibson- Swanky Celebs

Madonna's kid is making music now?- The Skinny Chic

Bristol Palin A Fan Of Plastic Surgery?

Here is a pic of Bristol Palin in 2010 (left) and her in 2011 (right) and a lot of people are saying that she got plastic surgery. I think she looks pretty good in both pics but I think the main reason she looks different is because she had a little bit of baby fat left over in the earlier pic. Her mom will become president one day and Bristol will ruin anyone's life for making fun of hewr when that day comes so you better watch what you say YOU BETTER! j/k.

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Cameron Diaz Gets Most Inappropriate Role Yet

Cameron Diaz is set to star in the movie What To Expect When You're Expecting. Nothing is official yet but this was and is a HUGE book and just about every pregnant woman in the world reads it. Cameron herself has never been pregnant or even married for that matter. Like I said earlier, she should adopt if anything so she can keep her killer figure. So I am proud of young Cameron. I personally don't want kids myself so I can totally see where she is coming from. For her to put on a big, fat fake pregnancy belly for a movie role sounds humorous to me.

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Tori Spelling Is Confident

Here is a pic of Tori Spelling sunning herself with a giant pregnant belly hanging out. I am glad when chicks do this cause when a celebrity gets pregnant they usually baracade themselves in their mansion and are embarrassed to be seen in public. This is usually when they give up on life and never try to look sexy ever again. Which is why I promote adoption amongst celebrity babes. Anyway, Tori will be back to lookin' like a super hot hotty soon enough. Oh and she has some new ink. It is classic cliche script on the ribcage like every other celebrity chick has. A trend started by the evil Angelina Jolie. When celebs start getting sleeves like David Beckham, then I will be impressed.

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Brad Pitt Has Dinner With Courtney Cox

Last night Brad Pitt and Courtney Cox had dinner with some friends to honor a producer friend or some shit and were seen talking and smiling together. I am not implying that they are a couple, I am sure Brad is committed to the child obsessed Angelina Jolie but the fact that Courtney is his ex-wife's BFF makes things a little awkward. Of course Brad is so full of himself that he probably didn't even know Courtney was in the room. Dickhead.

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Paul McCartney Is Engaged

Paul McCartney and girlfriend of 4 years Nancy Shevell are engaged. I am not sure how old his fiance is but why her pretty little self would waste her time on some old dude who will probably be dead in a few years is beyond me. Well, I think I answered my own question cause when he kiels over, she will get a shitload of cash. Congrats anyway.

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Jay Mohr And Nikki Cox Had A Baby

Yesterday, Cinco De Mayo, Jay Mohr and Nikki Cox welcomed a baby boy named Meredith Daniel Mohr. Who in their right mind names a boy Meredith? That is a girls name and isn't even a sexy girls name. May as well have named him Gertrude. Anyway, congrats to the couple.

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Lenny Kravitz is naked in a bathtub- Busy Bee Blogger

Victoria Beckham spent $16k on new nursery- Celeb Baby Laundry

I wish Angelina Jolie was cheating on Brad Pitt- Ear Sucker

I love David Beckham's tattoos- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Kim Kardashian's ass is freakishly big- Fit Fab Celeb

Kat Von D thinks she's perfect for Jesse James- Have U Heard

Lindsay Lohan does community service nipple style- Hilary Shepherd

Nicole Scherzinger has a new music video out- Hollywood Hiccups

Kelly Brook is on the cover of Esquire- I Need My Fix

Lindsay Lohan covers another magazine- Lickable Celebs

Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly kiss- Mathew Guiver

Stevie Nicks says LILo needs to get her shit together- Oh The Scandal

Katy Perry is at #1- The Skinny Chic

Mariah Carey Named Her Twins

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon have finally told the world what the name is of their twins. The boy's name is Moroccan Scot Cannon and the girl's name is Monroe cannon. Cute. This is huge news for most people and I guess it is for me too because it is being discussed so much. Congrats again to the lucky couple.

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Charlie Sheen Says Kelly Preston Shot Herself

Apparently in 1990 when I was just a young'un, Charlie Sheen was in the tabloids for shooting Kelly Preston but now on his little tour thingy he is stating that she shot herself. I don't remember any of this and I do not see why it is relevant but Charlie is pretty much insane now so I guess every little thing is relevant now. #Winning.

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Lindsay Lohan Will Avoid Jail, Maybe

TMZ is reporting that Lindsay Lohan will more than likely serve her 120 day jail sentence at home and not have to actually be put in the clink. I think this is good news because then she could have her famous photographer friends come over and do magazine spreads and all that bullshit. She still has a shitload of community service to do and I am sure I will hear some horror stories about that but that is for another time.

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The Situation is Getting A Show

The executives over at MTV are not stupid people. When they have a cash cow, they know it and they milk it. MTV just recently approved a Snooki, JWoww and Pauly D spinoff on their network and now they have done the same thing with The Situation. I am not sure what the show will be called or if they are considering ending Jersey Shore but the cast on this show is stupid enough to stay friends with one another unlike the snobs from The Hills that virtually hated each other.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Is Back On The Market

It seems that Jennifer Love Hewitt is as bad at keeping a relationship as she is good at teasing everyone with her tits. Anyway, I would be going insane if I just broke up with Jennifer Love Hewitt because I know I would never get a better piece of ass no matter how hard I tried. Then again, I could hook up with Jennifer Love Hewitt and hit it and leave it like yesterday's news. I dunno. I would like to find out though.

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Alanis Morissette takes her baby through LAX- Busy Bee Blogger

Mariah Carey still hasn't announced the names of the twins- Celeb Baby Laundry

Rosie Huntington- Whiteley is smokin'- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Olivia Wilde denies dating Justin Timberlake- Ear Sucker

Former Playmate Yvette Vickers body found- Fit Fab Celeb

Beyonce and Jay-Z booed- Have U Heard

Miley Cyrus covers Smells Like Teen Spirit- Hollywood Hiccups

Kirsten Dunst is wearing a granny dress- I Need My Fix

Sophie Monk gets topless on a beach- Lickable Celebs

Jennifer Hudson thinks she is God's gift to men now that she is not morbidly obese- Mathew Guiver

Nicole Scherzinger coming to U.S. tv- Oh The Scandal

Paris Hilton comes out for multiple sclerosis- Swanky Celebs

Andy Dick Arrested For Disorderly Conduct

Last night Andy Dick was arrested for acting disorderly. It did not say if the actual charge was disorderly conduct or not but I am guessing it is. Anyway, it seems like every fucking celebrity on the face of the planet was arrested last night. I should just report on the celebs that didn't get arrested. That would make my job a lot easier. Nice mugshot btw.

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Flava Flav Busted For Old Warrants

Flava Flav was pulled over in Las Vegas the other night for a routine traffic stop when a cop ran his name and it came back that he had several warrants out for his arrest. All for traffic violations. He was taken to the clink and was eventually released. No word on whether or not he was drunk.

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Lindsay Lohan Will Start Community Service Soon

Lindsay Lohan got a last minute call to community service orientation and she decided to go and will start community service very soon. I guess she is doing everything in her power to pretend like she is a responsible adult and therefore spend less time in the clink. We will see how her community service goes.

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Ricardo Chivara Popped For DUI As Well

Last night one of the stars of Desperate Housewives, the dude who plays Eva Longoria's husband was arrested for DUI. He refused breath and blood tests on the scene which I am guessing is why it is a DUI and not a DWI.

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Obama Got Laid

TMZ is having a poll over at their site asking whether or not Barack and Michelle Obama did the wild thing after he announced that they kill Osama Bin Laden. This prez is pretty cool so I would guess that they did. This is also the only presidential couple we've had in recent history that picturing sex between the two doesn't make me wanna vomit.

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Rick Springfield Was Popped For DUI

Rick Springfield was arrested the other night for DUI. What he was under the influence of I am not sure but if he hadn't gotten popped, he wouldn't be in the tabloids so maybe he can use this opportunity to release a song on iTunes or something? Anyway, all the teens girls from the 80's who adored him are not old, fat and married so I would say he needs to build out a new fan base.

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Charlie Sheen's divorce is final- Busy Bee Blogger

Reese Witherspoon plans a third child- Celeb Baby Laundry

New Breaking Dawn photos released- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Rick Springfield busted for DUI- Ear Sucker

The Celebrity Apprentice recap- Fit Fab Celeb

Emma Roberts is getting hit on by dirty old men- Have U Heard

What we missed from the royal wedding- Hilary Shepherd

Chris Brown is still making music- Hollywood Hiccups

Jordin Sparks flashes bikini body- I Need My Fix

Shakira is looking hotter than ever- Lickable Celebs

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen cover Newsweek- Mathew Guiver

Sharon Osbourne won't shut up about her taxes- Oh The Scandal

Royal wedding hats are retarded- Swanky Celebs

Lindsay Lohan Will Plea No Contest To Necklace Heist

It seems that Lindsay Lohan is going to go ahead and plea no contest, basically guilty, to the theft of the necklace that everyone has been talking about for the past couple of months. This is an admission of guilt. If she were innocent she would PLEA innocent but now she is telling the world she is a thief. She already has hundreds of hours of community service to do but she is facing a minimum of 120 days in jail after she goes to court. She may be in court as early as today which is what is to be expected but it might be later in the week. I will definitely keep everyone in the loop on what happens. By the way, more than likely she will probably only end up doing a few weeks in the clink. We will see.

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The Biebs Gets Pelted With Eggs

Justin Bieber did a show in Australia this past weekend and apparently the fans down there do not have a case of Bieber Fever. He was felted with eggs possibly because the loving fanboys and girls wanted to share their morning easter baskets but more than likely they just wanted to make him feel like an ass.

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This Is Just Gross

Here is Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn holding hands. Why the fuck she would waste her 24 karat poon tang on a dipshit old fart like him is beyond me. Anyway, now everyone thinks that since they are holding hands that they are an official couple now. I think it was officially when she gave him a foot job underneath a table in L.A.

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Mariah Carey Had Her Twins

Mariah Carey and Nick Canon welcome twins into the world this past weekend. I am still not sure if it is two girls, two boys or one girl and one boy. I am sure some report about the sex of the twins came out somewhere along the line but I probably didn't write anything about it because of unreliable sources. Anyway, expect them to sell exclusive pics to a glossy tabloi sometime in the future. When the fuck are blogs gonna get some baby exclusives? Would be nice.

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Prince William Will Have To Hold It In

If I were Prince William and I was about to be crowned the King of England and just married one of the hottest chicks on the planet and was viewed by billions on my wedding day, I would be ready for some R&R and I would DEFINITELY be ready to get laid. For some odd reason Prince William and Kate Middleton are not going to go on a honeymoon right away. I would. Hang in there William my boy. You will get some poon tang soon enough.

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Lorenzo Lamas Is Desperate

Lorenzo Lamas is one lucky motherfucker. He is unlucky in love as he just married his fifth wife but she is a total knockout and just being able to put my grubby paws on her for the following 6 to 12 months would be enough for me to say "I do". Congrats.

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