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Jennifer Aniston's sex tape?- Busy Bee Blogger

Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller go to court for custody- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

The Biebs talks Selena- Ear Sucker

DWTS season 11 costumes- Fit Fab Celeb

Gisele Bundchen is in a bikini- Have U Heard

Daniel Craig is in drag- Hollywood Hiccups

Kate Middleton has a designer- I Need My Fix

Pamela Anderson still has it- Mathew Guiver

Charlie Sheen wants to marry both of his "goddesses"- Oh The Scandal

Katy Perry has sponsors- Swanky Celebs

Usher has a new music video out- The Skinny Chic

Hello Gwen

Here is Gwen Stefani on the cover of Elle and I am guessing she has a little interview inside where she talks about the glory days of No Doubt because they sure as hell have not been doing anything lately. She is hot so I like looking at pics of her but I could honestly give a shit less about what this woman actually has to say. Just shut up and look pretty Gwen. That is what you're good at.

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Demi Lovato Is Back!

Demi Lovato just did a video with Cambio where she thanks all of her fans for their loyal support while she was in rehab and getting her life together. I am sure whatever Demi decides to do next with her life, she will be successful at it and her fans will back her up 100%. I think it was necessary to post about this here on Notorious News because Demi Lovato is my #1 crush and I hope great things happen for her.

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The Biebs Is Growing A Mustache

Justin Bieber who is currently on tour Tweeted that he was going to grow a mustache. A lot of people are pissed at him for cutting off his hair but that shit made him look like her was 12 and he is 17 now. I salute him for thinking outside the box and chopping off his locks. As for the mustache? I know Zac Efron can pull off the scruffly look and look handsome but I think Justin will just look like how he did in that Superbowl commercial. Like a pedophile. I say no to the mustache but I am curious to see what he would look like with one.

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Britney Spears and K-Fed Hate Each Other

Britney Spears and K-Fed both attended one of their son's little league games this weekend and they didn't talk THE WHOLE TIME. I really dig K-Fed. I dig him more than Britney. And Britney needs to realize that this dude is gonna be in her life for the rest of her life so she needs to at least sspeak with him. Oh and Britney ordered a slurpee during the game. I thought that was pretty funny. LOL.

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Christina Aguilera Is Being Sued

I remember when Christina Aguilera released "Ain't No Other Man" and about 50 record labels said she stole the song from this person and that person. Now, years later, a record label is stepping up and suing Christina's label stating that the rights of the song belong to them blah, blah. No one cares about this song but I guess that the label decided to act now because Christina is in the tabloids a lot for being boozehound and they think it is their time to strike. It is a good song but it is old and Christina will probably never release a song as good as it again. And of course the people suing want some $. Not sure how much yet.

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Lindsay Lohan Surveilance Cam Photo

Over the past couple of days I have been hearing rumors and whatnot regarding the sale of the Lindsay Lohan surveilance tape that shows her walking out of a jeweler's wearing a necklace that could land her in the clink for six months. Here is a pic from the video but I don't think any media outlets have the full tape yet even though it is being reported that it sold for $35k. Oh yea, and the sale of the tape is raising hell for the prosecutor and kind of discredits the jeweler itself so Lindsay Lohan will probably walk and the judge may declare a mistrial. We will wait and see. It won't be long before Lindsay Lohan has another run in with the law.

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Linkage

Charlie Sheen joined Twitter for money- Busy Bee Blogger

Johnny Depp approves of Angelina Jolie- Celeb Baby Laundry

Russell Brand's crazy ass supports Charlie Sheen- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Capri Anderson to do sex tape for Vivid?- Ear Sucker

Rihanna went sex shopping- Fit Fab Celeb

J.Lo has abs- Have U Heard

Jimmy Fallon as Charlie Sheen- Hilary Shepherd

Mike Meyers is married- Hollywood Hiccups

Julianne Hough is gonna be in Rock Of Ages- I Need My Fix

Kourtney Kardashian wearing real fur?- Mathew Guiver

Kylie Minogues emotional tv interview- Oh The Scandal

Zooey Deschanel covers Lucky magazine- Swanky Celebs

Denise Richards disgusted with charlie Sheen- The Skinny Chic

Ashlee Simpson Is Off The Market

It seems like Ashlee Simpson has a taste for the bad boys. Only not real bad boys. Just the guys who pretend to be bad boys with tattoos and whatnot. It is being reported that Ashlee Simpson, now split with Pete Wentz is hooking up with Travis Barker. I like Travis and I think he is a cool guy but the Blink 182 days are over and he has still to form his own band because he was a ho-hum drummer and just played what other people told him to. Of course Ashlee will never sing live ( or lip synced) again and will probably never get a role in a movie so they should get along just fine.

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Watch What You Say

Courtney Love when she isn't shooting heroin and bitching out her daughter logs on to Twitter every now and then and rips on people. Well, she ripped on the wrong person and now she has to pay out $430k to some designer. I am sure Courtney will not have any problem getting the money as she still gets millions on a yearly basis off the Nirvana royalties. I was actually backing Courtney is this situation because I think you should be able to say whatever the fuck you want on Twitter as it is a free country but this judge saw otherwise.

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Lindsay Lohan In Plea Deal Talks

It is being reported that Shawn Holley, Lindsay Lohan's lawyer, is trying to hammer out a plea deal with the judge in the grand theft case and a lot of people saying that the judge, Keith Schwarts, is a settlement judge and will more than likely give Lindsay Lohan 3 months if she pleas out. Also, for some fucked up reason, California will probably release her after doing only 20% of her time because of overcrowding. So the total jail time served? 18 days. WTF. I am amazed how Lindsay Lohan has caught lucky break after lucky break. And wtf does she do as a free woman? Harass her ex-girlfriend and go clubbing. Waste of fucking space. I am looking forward to the court hearing and I am also hoping that the judge isn't a pussy and doesn't come to a settlement. LiLo needs to face reality and realize that when you break the law, you do the time. I am still totally on #TeamLindsay but she needs to take responsibility for her actions. Period.

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Miley Cyrus Missed Hannah Montana

On Late Night With Jimmy Fallon Miley Cyrus said that she misses doing the Hannah Montana show. There is controversy here because Billy Ray Cyrus' sorry fucking ass said "That damn show destroyed my family." Considering that it also brought him hundreds of millions of dollars and that his daughters are still daddy's girls, maybe he should just shut the fuck up. Anyway, Miley will be hosting Saturday Night Live soon and I am PRAYING she does The Miley Cyrus Show which is a hysterical skit they do. Here's to hoping.

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Fuck Mike Huckabee

Monday on a conservative talk show Mike Huckabee who ran for president of the United States in 2008 said that Natalie Portman was glamorizing children out of wedlock. I don't really think having kids before you're married is a big deal at all but Mike decided to use Natalie as an example. No one can use Natalie Portman as an example and get away with it. She is Hollywood royalty. I personally love Natalie Portman. So on behalf of me and many other tabloids sluts out there, I gotta say, Fuck you Mike Huckabee!

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Charlie Sheen Is In Contempt

Charlie Sheen while ruling the world and #winning everywhere he has gone, he may has stepped on his own dick. He apparently started talking about his ex-wife Brooke Mueller's drug history and in the divorce papers he signed he said he wouldn't do that. That can lead to a contempt of court. I would hate to see the #winning streak end with jail time but that is very much so a real possibility now.

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Linkage

Kendra Wilkinson rolls over to DWTS rehearsals- Busy Bee Blogger

Michael Jackson's kids want to act- Celeb Baby Laundry

Andy Dick is on coke. No way!- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Britney Spears is topless, covering her saggy nipples- Ear Sucker

Megan Fox is still doing Armani- Fit Fab Celeb

Glee plays "Never Have I Ever"- Have U Heard

Heather Mills is a big fat liar- Hilary Shepherd

Why the fuck is Piers Morgan interviewing people?- Hollywood Hiccups

Justin Bieber is 17 now- I Need My Fix

Britney Spears says her music is pre-club music- Mathew Guiver

Robert Pattinson is on the cover of Vanity Fair- Oh The Scandal

Inside Jennifer Aniston's killer crib- The Skinny Chic

Kim Kardashian Has A Single Out

Kim Kardashian is trying her luck with the music world which will basically be Paris Hilton 2.0. Her music won't go anywhere but she will look good in concert as long as she shows off that massive ass of hers.

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Snooki Is...Pretty Boring

Rolling Stone magazine really needs to stop trying to be cool and edgy because they are interviewing Snooki in their next issue and she is only trendy when her show is on tv. I am not sure how many episodes are left for this season but I follow this chick on Twitter and she is the lamest celebrity out there. For one she is not very good looking and to makes things worse, all she cares about is her small group of friends. With special emphasis on small. All she does is get drunk and fuck people and is by far the least talented celeb out there. Her book sucks and she will never make a successful move into music or movies. Unless someone wants to host a reality tv show that is basically an identical spin off of Jersey Shore then she will never work after the show inevitably gets cancelled.

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Charlie Sheens Kids Go Bye-Bye

Charlie Sheen is a bad example for anyone and his ex-wife Brook Mueller thinks he is a bad influence on their children. She has gotten a restraining order and is persuing full custody of the children and now Charlie is fighting for full custody. Gotta love #Winners!

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Christina Aguilera Has A Mugshot

Christina Aguilera has a mugshot that was leaked to the press after her March 1st arrest for public intoxication. People are saying what they always say about mugshots and that she is ugly but I would still totally fuck her.

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Charlie Sheen Joined Twitter!

Last night Charlie Sheen joined Twitter and the world rejoiced. I think it is awesome that he is on there cause now I can get streaming rants from him all day long. The pic you see to the left is him posing with some super hot chick that he has no doubtedly fucked 15 times in the past two days. Go follow him @charliesheen! Also, he got "Unemployed Winner" trending last night and now he has "#tigerblood" trending. This is awesome.

Justin Bieber Gives The Paparazzi The Finger

Last night Justin Bieber and Demi Lovato went out together, again and while the paparazzi were taking their pics, Justin Bieber decided to flip one of them off. It isn't like he had a goody-goody image. And I mean that. Everyone just assumes that he will fly off the deep end because he is a child actor and though I think Justin will have awild streak in him, I don't think he will become the next Corey Haim.

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RIP Jane Russell- Busy Bee Blogger

Natalie Portman's baby kicked at the Oscars- Celeb Baby Laundry

Kendra Wilkinson will be on the next season of Dancing With The Stars- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez slept together- Ear Sucker

Natalie Portman looks like shit- Fit Fab Celeb

Charlie Sheen to rant with rant- Hilary Shepherd

DWTS full cast revealed- Hollywood Hiccups

Mariska Hargitay still has it- I Need My Fix

This just sounds disgusting- Lickable Celebs

Gwyneth Paltrow wants to work with Jay-Z- Mathew Guiver

Jake Gyllenhaal ran into Taylor Swift at the Oscars- Oh The Scandal

Beyonce and Jay-Z chill at a basketball game- The Skinny Chic

Vanessa Hudgens Is Off The Market

Vanessa Hudgens was at some party or something and she stepped out with a new boyfriend that is clearly not Zac Efron. I am a straight guy but seriously. How do you move on from that? He is one sexy man. Anyway, it sucks that she is off the market but it isn't like I would try to hook up with that if she was available cause I heard she is a super bitch in real life. Shame.

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Katie Holmes Is Suing

Star magazine is going to gets it's ass handed to them by Katie Holmes for running a story insinuating that Katie Holmes is on drugs. Star makes shit up all the time and their sources are shit and is one of the lower ranking bottom feeders of the tabloid world. They are down there with The National Enquirer. Anyway, Katie wants $50 million. That is tough. The magazine will tank. See ya Star.

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Lindsay Lohan Will Walk

Apparently the surveilance tape that shows Lindsay Lohan heisting a necklace from a jewelry store has been seen by sources and TMZ is reporting that she wore the necklace around the store and talked to the owner blah, blah. I am not an expert but the bottom line is that she tried to wear the necklace out of the store regardless if she did it on purpose or not and I think a jury would love to send Lindsay Lohan and her pathetic famewhoring ass to the clink for a little bit so she won't be "absent minded" again.

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Anne Hathaway Was Paid $750k To Wear Jewelry At Oscars

It is being reported that Anne Hathaway was paid $750k by Tiffany's to wear their jewelry during the Oscars award show. I am not sure if the organizers of the show got to get a cut of that cash but I am guessing Anne pocketed all $750k. That is a lot of fucking money. It is paychecks like that that make me wish I was in a different business. Crazy.

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Anne Hathaway And James Franco Don't Like Each Other Very Much

The Oscars did not go over like people expected them to. James Franco was distant and Anne Hathaway had to pick up the pace just so the audience wouldn't fall asleep. It is being reported that during the rehearsals for the show, things pretty much went the same way and that Anne Hathaway and James Franco don't like each other. Anne holds Franco's lack of enthusiasm against him and Franco is pissed at her for being pissed at him. Sad.

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Christina Aguilera Arrested

Early, EARLY this morning Christina Aguilera and her boyfriend Matthew Rutler were both arrested. Her boyfriend was charged with DUI and Christina was charged with public intoxication. Sources close to the star are saying they have been trying to get her into a rehab program for some time. Between fucking up the national anthem at the Superbowl, which I don't think has ever happened before, and falling down on stage I am thinking Christina Aguilera is on the sauce. I know her career sucks and is going downhill and her last album didn't sell well and people are calling her Clonetina but alcohol isn't the answer. I hope she gets help soon.

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