Linkage

Captain America is coming- Busy Bee Blogger

Water For Elephants poster revealed- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Robert Pattinson is a pianist- Ear Sucker

Sarah Palin is pissing people off- Fit Fab Celeb

The Black Eyed Peas sucked last night- Have U Heard

Justin Bieber does David Letterman's Top 10 List- Hollywood Hiccups

Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez feeding each other at Superbowl 45- I Need My Fix

Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber chill with the paparazzi- Mathew Guiver

Joss Stone is naked- Oh The Scandal

Katy Perry covers Elle- Swanky Celebs

Justin Bieber looks...different- The Skinny Chic

Jessica Szohr Is The Next Kim Kardashian

It is being reported that Jessica Szohr is dating NFL quarterback and Superbowl 45 winner Aaron Rodgers. This reminds me of the time Kim Kardashian was dating that fucker from the Saints. I guess the least you could get after winning the Superbowl is a fine piece of ass to go home to at the end of the night.

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That Is Too Much Money

According to reports, the winner of The X Factor in the United States will get a $5 million record deal with Sony Records. Of course these fuckers from The X Factor and American Idol hav no real talent other than being attention whores so they will not sell any records and Sony will have wasted all their cash. I predict that next season of The X Factor will have a much smaller payout after this season's winner flops.

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Lindsay Lohan Is A Lying Liar Who Tells Lies

Lindsay Lohan has been caught in a lie, again. She claims that she was never in the jewelry store that says she stole a $2,500 necklace. Now that there is surveilance footage out there that shows her in the store, she stopped lying. Of course if the judge hears about this once the LAPD arrests her, she could be found guilty of the theft. It is rare that I post about one celebrity more than once on here ut this is newsworthy. I think this will be a LiLo week in the tabloids.

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Shia LeBeouf Got Into A Bar Fight

Shia LeBeouf who has had gay rumors surrounding him since he was born got into a bar fight last night I guess during the Superbowl and was hauled away in handcuffs. I always thought thisdude was gay but that is definitely not the reason I dislike him. I love gay people. It is because this dude apitomizes what it is to be a douche bag. And wth is up with all these "great acting" rumors I hearabout his movies. Some people I can just tell by looking at them that they are crappy actors and Shia is no exception. Anyway, I am sure he will e bonded out soon but if he is convicted of assault or whatever, he will become someone's bitch is prison.

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Lindsay Lohan May Be Arrested

Everyone that has been keeping up with regular tabloids the past week know that Lindsay Lohan may face criminal charges for theft of a diamond necklace. she said she didn't steal it but then her "assistant" turned it in to cops so Lindsay didn't have to take the heat. Well now LAPD are going to charge her with a feony and it is being debated on whether to issue an arrest warrant, let her turn herself in or let her surrender at the court arraignment. I am on #TeamLindsay as of right now but her life has been pretty boring yeterday and I always say that if you do the crime, you do the time so I wouldn't mind seeing her hauled away in handcuffs. It would make my week more entertaining. It is selfish but there it is.

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How Unpatritotic

Last night was the Superbowl and I had an awesome time. Unfortunately the team I wanted to win did not win but it was stilla great game anyway. I didn't pay much attention to Christina Aguilera when she sung the national anthem cause there was so much going on but then I checked my Twitter status in my iPod and a lot of my friends were saying she screwed up the national anthem. Yes. That song you have to memorize and sing every so often as your duty as an American. I can't blame Christina though. I mean she is a musician and she aleady has a hitload of songs she has to memorize anyway. ::sarcasm::

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Linkage

10 most inappropriate love songs- Busy Bee Blogging

Howard Stern thinks Regis Philbin was fired- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Lady GaGa is on the cover of Vogue- Ear Sucker

Natalie Portman's baby bump is getting bigger and bigger- Fit Fab Celeb

Megan Fox can look sexy even in just a winter coat- Have U Heard

Kim Kardashian wants to bang Justin Bieber- Hollywood Hiccups

Levi Johnston's little sis is trying to get her 15 minutes of fame- I Need My Fix

Audrina Patridge prevents upskirt- Lickable Celebs

Kate Bosworth joined the Katie Holmes mom jeans movement- Mathew Guiver

I am thrilled about Scream 4- Oh The Scandal

Justin Bieber's body guard arrested- Swanky Celebs

Tom Hanks is a grandpa- The Skinny Chic

Justin Timberlake And Mila Kunis Fucked?

Justin Timberlake is still hooked up with that Tomboy Jessica Biel even though I thought that relationship was over a long time ago. Now it is being reported that he spent the entire SAG People after party with Mila Kunis. I say good for him. Mila Kunis is one of these chicks that I desperately wanna see naked and if I were a famous millionaire, she would be one of the first Hollywood starlets that I would try to get it on with.

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The Gosselin Kid May Return To School Soon

Kate Gosselin has been home schooling two of her six sextuplets, Alexis and Colin, because they were expelled from school for being abusive to other kids. She is now hoping they will be back in school later this year. I never heard of a school expelling someone and then letting them come back. And I am sure the homeschooling isn't going all that well either. When Kate is supposed to be at clubs getting drunk and making early morning trips to Starbucks, she is stuck at home teaching these two little brats their ABC's. It's bullshit.

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LiLo Isn't A Thief. Just Stupid.

According to the jewelry shop that Lindsay Lohan "stole" the necklace from, there is a shit load of paperwork and credit checks for her to be able to borrow said necklace. So if she did try to keep it in the hopes that her celebrity would bail her out of ever having to pay for it, she was wrong. I saw the necklace too, it is ugly as shit. I don't see why she would even want to borrow it much less risk going to jail to keep that shit. Anyway, I am sure she will let her assistant or whoever take the rap on it instead of herself cause if Lindsay Lohan was really going to step up to the plate on this one and had really done nothing wrong then she would have returned the necklace herself and cleared her name.

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Jennifer Aniston Is Cursed

It is being reported that John Mayer is being heckled at his shows because he split with Jennifer Aniston but he is probably being heckled cause his music sucks. Still doesn't help that he hooked up with one of the unluckiest women on the planet. Her career peaked with Friends and then she got married, got divorced and then starred in a bunch of embarrassing and ironic movies like The Break Up and He's Just Not That Into You. Anyway, I don't see the reason why he split with Jennifer in the first place. She is smokin' hot but must be TERRIBLE in bed to have so many guys dump her on her ass.

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Kim Kardashian Doesn't Know What To Think Of Her W Photos

First she hates them and now she likes them. I love them cause Kim is pretty hot and I never refuse to look at pics of a hot chick without her clothes on. Of course Kim really shouldn't be quick to hate on anything involving her and nudity cause if she didn't take her clothes off in the first place, there would be a snowball's chance in hell of her ever being famous. So yes, as sure as the sun rises and sets, you can be sure that Kim Kardashian will be removing clothing and showing off that massive ass of hers once again for some magazine or some porno or something.

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Miley Cyrus Has A New Tattoo

Miley Cyrus is trying to be edgy or just wants to be rebellious from her fucked up looking mother and over supportive father so she got some ink. I love tattoos and I would throw in my two cents on this piece of work but it is too blurry to really critique. When a better pic comes out I will tell ya what I think but for now, moot. Oh and there are pictures of her over at X17 showing her smoking cigarettes in her car. I guess she thinks that will make her cool but all she is doing is destroying her little kid, goody goody fan base. Will probably fuck her voice up too. Of course she will not have that underage high pitched voice forever so she may as well have some fun while throwing it away in the form of a nicotine rush.

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Linkage

Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills reunion- Busy Bee Blogger

Kim Kardashian is topless- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Khloe Kardashian, is she? Isn't she?- Ear Sucker

American Idol isn't digging Steven Tyler- Fit Fab Celeb

Usher gives girl advice to Justin Bieber- Have U Heard

Jaime Pressly has a DUI- Hilary Shepherd

Terrence Howard is getting divorced- Hollywood Hiccups

Will YOU be buying lingerie for Valentine's Day?- I Need My Fix

Heidi Montag's boobs need attention-Lickable Celebs

Pauly D has Bieber fever?- Mathew Guiver

Kate Moss: Off the market?- Oh The Scandal

Nicole Kidman talks botox. Like this bitch wasn't weird enough looking already- Swanky Celebs

Rihanna to perform at 2011 Grammys- The Skinny Chic

Awww. How Cute!

Selena Gomez sat down with a Spanish newspaper because she is Spanish and she wants to be true to her roots or something and in during the interview she said that Demi Lovato is her best friend. Considering these two chicks are the cutest thing in the tabloids these days, and ar both legal, and are pictured together here I figured I would let the world know yet again that I love Demi. Biggest crush I have and when I see a chance to write about Demi, I do it! #TeamDemi

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Jennifer Aniston Ditched SNL For Friends

Jennifer Aniston was offered a job at Saturday Night Live back in the day but turned it down for Friends. Did the people at SNL really think they could land a 24 karat piece of ass like Aniston? The hottest cast member SNL has ever had was Sarah Silverman and she is not that hot. Besides Jennifer Aniston made $1 million and episode on Friends. What does Lorne Michaels pay? I gurantee it is not that much.

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Craig Ferguson Had A Boy

Wow. I never thought a comedian could get such amazing ass. Megan, Craig Ferguson's wife, should get a lot more press than she actually gets. She is married to a celebrity so that makes her a celebrity too right? Well, she gave birth and it is a boy. Awesome news. What is up with Craig's all black suit? Did this dude just return from a funeral? His wife is wearing all black too. I guess they are trying to be "edgy".

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Charlie Sheen Is Sorry

Charlie Sheen who is going to rehab, well, rehabbing from home for the next three months released a statement apologizing to fans and to the execs over at CBS. I am not going to bother posting his dribble on here cause it was basically an apology to keep his job. Not cause he was actually sorry. This is part of the recovery process. When you go to AA or NA you have to go to every individual person in your life and make amends. Maybe when that time rolls around I will post it. But more than likely this statement was written by a publicist.

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Halle's Ex Doesn't Know What He Had

In a desperate attempt to sound more like Mel Gibson, Gabriel Aubry called Halle Berry the N word while in a heated argument. I really don't like when people use the N word. And just cause you are black that doesn't give you permission to use the second most potent word in the English language next to cunt. Good thing is that relationship is over. And Halle will probably get custody of her kid. Thank God.

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I Am Not Buying It

Lindsay Lohan has been under the gun from the LAPD for the past few days because she was a suspect in a necklace theft. I think the necklace was worth $5k but since it got this much publicity it is probably worth like $10k now. Just when the cops were about to do a search of Lindsay Lohan's new place, a friend of Lindsay Lohan turned it in to the cops. No word if the friend went to jail for theft but leave it to Lindsay to burn one of the few people on this earth that actually care about her. I am all for Lindsay and her sobriety and I hope she stays out of trouble but this is like the 3rd time LiLo has been accused of jewel theft. If the shoe fits.

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And... I'm Back!

OK freak-a-leeks. For the past several weeks I have been blogging over at The News Addict and I was doing mostly celeb stories but the reason I started that blog is so I can blog about politics and technology and shit like that but then I decided that shit was for nerds so I decided to come back here. I will probably not shut down The News Addict but I will make a post on there directing traffic back over this way. If you are a link partner, sorry about the switch but a guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do. Thank you all for your readership these past 4 1/2 years and I will continue with the snarky celebrity smut starting tomorrow. I took a couple days off cause I was still mulling over the idea to keep going on TNA, (lol I said TNA) but I decided to come to the one place that feels like home, Notorious News. I am accepting homecoming gifts. $100 iTunes gift cards and iPods are welcome. Can't pony up the dough? Then get a job cheapskate! speaking of iTunes, I am having a iTunes gift card giveaway on Twitter for my 10,000th Tweet! I am less than 100 Tweets away so be sure to follow and get ready for the big Tweet that is coming up. Again, thank you readers for your loyalty and thank you link partners for dealing with this switch over crap. And be sure to give a big round of applause to the newest link partner, Swanky Celebs! Blogging resumes tomorrow. Much love! XOXO