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Did John Edwards get engaged before wife's death?- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Random hotty stripping down in locker room- Celebrity Hot Sauce

Ashley Tisdale got a tattoo! Yes!- EarSucker

Megan Fox is still alive- Fit Fab Celeb

Britney Spears, Beyonce and Lady GaGa top "young" celebrity earners- Have U Heard

Eminem to star in "Random Acts Of Violence"- Hollywood Hiccups

Taylor Swift does Covergirl- I Need My Fix

Lady GaGa has new Polaroid products- Mathew Guiver

Robert Pattinson found new work- Oh The Scandal

Jennifer Connelly Shows Off Her Baby Bump

Unlike Natalie Portman, Jennifer Connelly knows how to show off a baby bump and get a little free press for herself. She looks great as she always does and she has some experience in theis area so it is not like she doesn't know what she is doing. Anyway, I am not sure when the baby is due but I hope soon so she can get back into bikini shape.

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Petra Nemcova Is Off The Market

Super hotty Petra Nemcova is engaged to a dude named Jamie Bleman. I am not sure what this dude is packin' downstairs but it has to be big because Petra told me personally several months ago that she was the biggest she had ever seen. One of the two things I just told you are true. It is up to you to decide which.

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K-Fed Will Never Get Married

If you are an active reader of this blog then you all know all too much about how K-Fed is raking in $22k in alimony every month from Britney Spears. Well, as it runs out (which I didn't know) if he gets married again, all that money is gone. And he will have to rely on Victoria Prince, his girlfriend of two years, for money. If I were K-Fed and were even slightly famous and had tens of thousands of dollars comin' to me every month, the last thing I would do was get married. Anyway, it is nice to hear from K-Fed again. It has been a while.

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Raven Liked Being Obese

Raven Symone who has starred in a shitload of tv shows including That's So Raven on Disney says that she thought she was attractive when she was over weight. I think she looks good now but I don't wanna make too many sexy comments cause I am not sure exactly how old she is. She is like Miley Cyrus or the Olsen twins, no matter how old they are, they still look like they are 15. I am glad I am not that way but then again I don't have an "image" to maintain that rakes me in millions of dollars on a yearly basis. Anyway, only a ped would actually wanna fuck this chick but now he has a little less cushion for the pushin'.

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JWOWW Is Cellulite Ridden

JWOWW the (or one of) the super annoying chick on Jersey Shore has some nude pics being circulated around by her ex-boyfriend and according to him, she has a shitload of cellulite. Of course JWOWW looked slammin' in her see throgh nipple pasties at whatever awards show that was the other night but I don't wanna see a cellulite ridden thigh leading up to a cellulite ridden ass. Anyway, if she ever does decide to do Playboy, they have airbrushers for that.

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Britney Spears' Demo Leaked

Britney Spears has another "I wish I was Madonna" single coming out soon and it is probably just as bad as "Three". I heard a sample of it with another singer's voice and it sounded great but it is going to sound like shit with Britney's distorted nasal voice. Anyway, I don't really think she cares that it was leaked cause the official song (and probably video) will be out next week. Stay tuned...

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Linkage

Angelina Jolie in rehab?- Busy Bee Blogger

JWOWW doesn't want you to see her naked...yet.- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Rosie And India's naked lesbian lust- Celebrity Hot Sauce

Jaime Pressly mugshot- EarSucker

Katy Perry is a winner times two!- Have U Heard

Crystal Harris doesn't give a fuck that she is fucking an old fart- Hilary Shepherd

Kristin Cavallari is hot. Period.- I Need My Fix

Zac Efron is totally still fucking Vanessa Hudgens- Lickable Celebs

David Beckham has hair now- Mathew Guiver

Sandra Bullock is...kinda back on the market?- Oh The Scandal

Good For Her

Elizabeth Edwards, the former wife of John Edwards who lost his vice presidential bid on the democrats side in 2004 wrote a will out literally a week before she died where she left everything to her three children. John got nothing because he fucked everything that moved and I am sure she was not too keen on letting him have jack shit. Anyway, her oldest daughter is the executor of the will whatever that means.

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Victoria Beckham Is The Devil!

Victoria Beckham who once upon a time had the most killer boobs in Hollywood has confirmed to Star magazine that she has gotten breast reduction surgery recently. This sucks! If any chick out there who thinks breast implants are cool and then the poster child of awesome tits gets her knockers deflated, what will the young ones think? Dolly Parton, yes, she needs a boob reduction but Victoria Beckham? She is the devil I say. The devil.

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Kristen Stewart Is Better Than Angelina Jolie And Jennifer Aniston Combined

Last night was The People's Choice Awards and unlike many other gossip bloggers, I did not watch. However, the people have spoken and they chose Kristen Stewart as the most adored female celebrity or some shit. She even beat Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie which many people would think is a Herculean challenge but I find to be quite reasonable. I love seeing Angelina Jolie naked as much as the next guy but she just doesn't really do it for me and Jennifer Aniston is smokin' hot and everything but the only thing she was good in was He's Just Not That Into You which was a good movie because of all the other excellent stars in it. Congrats Kristen! You deserve it.

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Jaime Pressly Popped For DUI

Jaime Pressly who was more than likely not at The People's Choice Awards was arrested last night around 11 p.m. and was charged with DUI. This is not a DWI (driving while intoxicated) but a DUI (driving under the influence) so who knows if this chick is into drugs now. She will probably not see much success over My Name Is Earl and Joe Dirt but she is smokin' hot and I wanna see more of her. I will update y'all when I hear what she will be fined/ how long she goes to jail. I am not sure if Jaime has really had any run-ins with the law before. I will keep you guys posted.

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Snooki Is An Author Now

Snooki thinks that since she is on a hit show on MTV that all of a sudden the world wants to hear what she has to say. Luckily, this is not an autobiography and it is just something completely made up. I watched almost the full season of Jersey Shore when they were in Miami and I don't remember any scenes where Snooki was huddled down in a den with reading glasses on going over chapter after chapter of her "novel", getting it ready for publication. No, she has a ghost writer. I am sure she saw how successful Lauren Conrad was with her post-reality author career and thought she could cash in as well. The only difference is that Lauren's books are actually good and got amazing reviews from many papers and book clubs and there was a huge demand for a second novel so we got "Sweet Little Lies" and I have it on my amazon.com wishlist. I am sure people will pick up Snooki's book and read it just because it has her face on the cover and then give it shit reviews cause all this girl is good at doing is getting drunk and "smooshing".

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Kate Gosselin Has Some Ink

Kate Gosselin in an attempt to be a sexy and young 20-year-old got some ink on her hip right next to her vajayjay. I am not sure what it is a picture of but I am sure it is a butterfly or some other delicate shit. I would be impressed if she actually became a tattoo enthusiast and got some serious ink on her arms but she is a stay at home/attention whore mom so she is not gonna get anything that would tarnish her image as if it had not been tarnished enough.

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January Jones is intimidating- Busy Bee Blogger

Joe Jonas confronted on sexuality- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Rosie Jones is still naked- Celebrity Hot Sauce

This is LiLo's crib- EarSucker

Arnold Schwarzenegger is officially out of office- Fit Fab Celeb

Fergie is in a bikini- Have U Heard

Vivica A. Fox is off the market- Hilary Shepherd

2011 People's Choice Awards performers revealed- Hollywood Hiccups

Are Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron hooking back up?- I Need My Fix

Brett Favre is under fire again- Lickable Celebs

Tony Braxton needs $- Mathew Guiver

Victoria Beckham wants nothing to do with the Spice Girls- Oh The Scandal

Kelly Pickler Is Off The Market

Kelly Pickler who used to be on Amreican Idol and stayed famous by teasing us Jennifer Love Hewitt style with her enormous rack is now married. Her and her husband are pictured to the left and he looks like all these other fuckers that marry chicks who are hot but like country music and hunting and all that shit so they marry the first redneck they see. If it meant catching a glimpse of Kelly's awesome hooters I would have douced my neck in red paint, baught a sleeveless camo shirt and hunting boots and starting talking with a Louisiana accent. This dude SERIOUSLY does not deserve Kelly Pickler.

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Worst. Baby. Bump. Ever.

This is allegedly a pic of Natalie Portman and her baby bump. The bump is alleged, not her pregnancy, everyone is 100% sure that Natalie is preggers. I see she has her hands full but she is not covering her stomach and she IS wearing a pretty thick sweater but her bump is pretty much nowhere to be seen. Why Us magazine decided to publish this as a baby bump photo is beyond me. Anyway, I hope she is healthy and she looks killer. Love me some Natalie.

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Meg Ryan Is Off The Market

Meg Ryan who still looks good at 60 or however old she is, is rumored to be dating none other than John Mellencamp. I think this is kind of a cool couple cause I do like Meg Ryan and I am a big fan of John Mellencamp's music. I have two of his albums on my iTunes and plan on getting a few more. In the world of celebrity couples, and two people at their age, I think they are pretty damn cute.

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Kathy Griffin Is Done With Reality TV

Kathy Griffin who has been a star on Bravo's My Life On The D-List is ready to call it quits and focus on...um...nothing. This chick is seriously THE most annoying stand-up comic I have ever seen and I am not 100% sure what made her famous in the first place. It sure as hell isn't her looks because I saw her in a bikini the other day and this chick is a pure bread butterface. I would make some predictions where her career will go but considering her career is a sham in the first place, I am not sure what to predict.

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Lindsay Lohan May Go Back To Jail

Lindsay Lohan who refused a breathalyzer test and assaulted a Betty Ford staffer last month is now facing criminal charges. Even if this bitch never had as much as a speeding ticket, assault is a serious crime. However, LiLo is no stranger to the law and she was on probation during the incident so it is very likely she will wind up right behind bars. The prosecutors are looking into it and we will see if LiLo goes back to the clink and I hope she does because she refuses to learn her lesson. See ya LiLo, I hope you like tuna casserole because you will be eating it EVERY NIGHT behind bars. And this isn't the tuna casserole you are used to.

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Taylor Swift Is Back On The Market

Taylor Swift who recently hooked up with Jake Gyllenhaal has called it quits. Or maybe he called it quits. It doesn't matter, the point is Taylor is single again which means she will probably spend all of her time in her bedroom writing love songs and shit. Girl seriously has no clue on how to have fun.

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Linkage

Katy Perry's song leaked- Busy Bee Blogger

Now YOU can own Miley Cyrus' bong- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Jwoww is showing off those tits- Celebrity Hot Sauce

Fergie is see through- Fit Fab Celeb

Gwyneth Paltrow confides in Robert Downy Jr. about being an addict- Have U Heard

Selena Gomez receiving death threats for kissing The Biebs- Hollywood Hiccups

Chloe Sevigny has a pretty good bikini bod for a woman her age- I Need My Fix

Fergie and Josh Duhamel in St.Barts- Mathew Guiver

Val Kilmer owes $500k in double chin. I mean taxes.- Oh The Scandal

Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Spent New Years Together

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart who have been seen with each other so many times that it seems like they are married spent New Years even in London cause I guess Robert is from there or some shit. I don't watch Twilight and tv all that often so I don't think I have actually ever heard this dude speak so I am not sure if he has an English accent or not. Anyway, they rang in the new year together in Britain. I am told Robert was in such a good mood that he had seconds of tea and crumpets.

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I Shouldn't Post This

It seems that The Biebs and Disney star Selena Gomez have the hots for one another and after weeks of being photographed holding hands and denying they had anything to do with each other were seen kissing and cuddling in St.Lucia. I know Justin is like 5 so these are somewhat inappropriate to post but here they are anyway. Good to see someone is getting some action in 2011.

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Ryan Reynolds And Sandra Bullock?

Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock spent New Years Eve together this year and people are speculating that they may be an item. For Ryan Reynolds to go from Scarlett Johansson to Sandra Bullock is like eating steak every night for dinner and then one day deciding that a rump roast is more his thing. Of course he will never find a chick hotter than Scarlett so if I were in his position, I would just find the nearest gun and kill myself.

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Zsa Zsa Gabor To Become Amputee

Zsa Zsa gabor who was in...um...who sang...er...she uh... remember when she...no. Anyway, some famous chick named Zsa Zsa Gabor who is like 71 and looks 21 because of plastic surgery is going to have to have one of her legs amputated because of a blood clot. I am not sure why this is celebrity news other than a lot of gay blogger friends of mine and also just regular gay people think that she is the shit because she is so "fabulous". Anyway, she is about to become about 1/5 less fabulous.

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Mila Kunis Is Back On The Market

Mila Kunis who has only been giving it up to that little kid from Home Alone is now single once again and letting other guys who don't have millions of dollars take a shot at her. OK, so more than likely you will not get her in the sack if you don't have millions of dollars but at least millionaires will have a shot.

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David Arquette Is In Rehab

David Arquette has officially lost what is probably not just the best poon he has ever had, but probably the best poon any man could wish for. This is Courtney Cox poon. Delectable and rare. Ever since he lost her he has been on a drinking binge and everyone around him hates him because he lost the only likable thing about him, a cool wife. Anyway, he saw the error of his ways and is now checking himself into rehab to try to dry out and possibly have another shot at the sacred Cox poon. That sounds odd but that's the facts folks.

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