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Maury Povich will sell you a young girl's virginity- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Katy Perry flashes her panties- Celebrity Hot Sauce

Khloe Kardashian is claiming to have been "raped" my TSA- Earsucker

Michelle Keegan in a bikini- Fit Fab Celeb

Lauren Conrad one of the highest paid reality stars- Have U Heard

Kelsey Grammer got engaged- Hilary Shepherd

Christina Applegate is pregnant and pole dancing- Hollywood Hiccups

Paris Hilton is keeping up with the Kardashians- I Need My Fix

Liz Hurley is boobalicious- Lickable Celebs

Jim Carrey's daughter is back on the market- Oh The Scandal

Celebrities Are Alive Again

A few days ago celebrities said they would "digitally die" meaning they would not Tweet or get on facebook or use any social media tool until they raised $1 million for an HIV/AIDS charity. Amongst the celebs was Kim Kardashian,Lady GaGa and most importantly Nikki Sixx. A billionaire by the name of Stewart Rahr donated $500k to get the celebs back on the net and it took MUCH longer than expected. Kinda pathetic really but if I were a celeb and someone told me that I could raise a cool mil for children with AIDS and all I had to do was keep my trap shut for a few days, I would do it. Glad things all worked out.

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Kim Kardashian Is Not Preggers With Kanye West's Baby

Rumors have been floating around quite a bit the past few days because the once reputable MediaTakeOut.com reported that Kim Kardashian was pregnant with Kanye wets's baby. I wasn't even aware that they were bumping uglies but I wouldn't be all that surprised if they were. Anyway, as it turns out she is not pregnant but that would have been pretty cool if she were. Not because they are both stars and would make an interesting couple, but because if Kim got pregnant, that would mean her ass would actually get fatter than it already is. That would be a site to see. That is something they could put in Ripley's Believe It Or Not.

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Portia Fail

Dancing with The Stars is one of those pathetic superficial shows that people only watch so they can live vicariously through the contestants and think to themselves" wow. A normal person with a big star. That must be cool. If I met a big star I would say..." blah fucking blah. The fact of the matter is is that these "stars" on DWTS are not really stars but just targets for the paparazzi and nothing else. Anyway, Portia De Rossi or Portia DeGeneres now was thinking about competing on the show which would have suited her perfectly because she is another celebrity with no assertainable talents. Just a nice ass and she happens to be married to Ellen DeGeneres who is probably the richest lesbian in the world. Anyway, the show's producers were worried that they would "offend" their conservative audience by having a lesbian on the show but they were going to put that notion aside if they could get Portia. Portia declined and now they are no longer looking for lesbian contestants. Those guys are fucking bigots. I hope some carpet munching dyke takes over the production of the shows and renames it Dancing With The Queers and causes the conservative pussies at home to vomit out the potatoe chips they just got done feeding their face.

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Jessica Simpson: Billionaire?

It seems that Jessica Simpson is... I can't believe I am saying... good at something. Yes. She has a niche. After a failed music career and pathetic attempts to try to make her life interesting for the tabloids she actually found something that she is good at. Fashion. According to New York Fashion she is a fashion icon. I personally could give a fuck less about her crappy over preppy style of clothing but apparently a bunch of shallow fuckers out there love it. Her clothing line is about to cross the $1 billion mark anytime soon and has already grossed $750 million. Leaving Jess with an estimated net worth of ...dun dun dun...$100 million. This is pretty surprising because I thought her primary source of income was selling pics to tabloids like all the other goofy looking attention whores do.

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Kathy Griffin Got Booed

Kathy Griffin, who apparently is trying to resurrect her stand up comedy career, told jokes in front of a buttload of Marines the other day and while she was at it she made some Bristol Palin fat jokes. I do not run any type of polls on this blog but if I did and I asked if the readers here supported Sarah Palin in any way, I am sure I would get a large number of people who said "yes". Anyway, the marines didn't like these jokes at all and started to boo her. I can't really blame them because Kathy Griffin could be cracking jokes about O.J. Simpson and they would still boo her because this bitch has a high strung, coked out way of telling jokes and I am pretty sure she is somewhere within the top 2% of one of some of the most annoying people alive.

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KStew is a cry baby- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Josh Duhamel learned his lesson- Earsucker

Katy Perry is see through- Celebrity Hot Sauce

Brooke Burke is in a bikini- Fit Fab Celeb

Bristol Palin calls out Mararet Cho- Have U Heard

Allure brings out the women- Hilary Shepherd

Mila Kunis brings the hotness to Nylon- Hollywood Hiccups

Lady GaGa's outfits are getting more tame- I Need My Fix

Katy Perry loves to whore out her boobs to little kids- Lickable Celebs

Justin Bieber is scared of getting hurt- Oh The Scandal

Vivid Is Desperate

Vivid Entertainment that specializes in celebrity pornos is trying their best to get Nadya Suleman a.k.a. Octomom on their payroll. They offered $1 mil for her to star in a porn, then $500k to be a production assistant and now they are offering an undisclosed amount of cash to have her co-host some party in Vegas. Octomom is about as broke as they come but I doubt she will take them up on their offer. A man can dream though can't he?

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Brooke Mueller Is In A Sober Living Facility Now

Brooke Mueller, the hot chick who married Charlie Sheen, is now living at a sober living facility. She is not there involuntarily so she can "come and go as she pleases" but a lot of people are specualting that she may have fallen off the wagon and that is why she went. All her people are saying she is just doing it for her health because she "felt weak". The next thing you know her publicist will be saying she went there "for exhaustion" which is Hollywood code for the bitch is strung out.

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Amber Heard Is Gay

Here is Amber Heard. I am not sure if I have posted about her on this blog yet or not but she is known for going to the beach in a bikini and taking her top off in movies. That is the sole reason I know who she is. Anyway, she spoke at a GLAAD meeting the other day and told the world that she is indeed a lesbian. A hot lesbian. OK so she didn't say "i'm a hot lesbian" but people in the crowd were able to put two and two together. Other than this being a little unexpected, nothing too shocking here. A lot of hot chicks in Hollywood are gay and I don't think men really mind that as long as they keep taking off their clothes in films.

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Hello There Emma Lohan. I Mean Stone.

Why of why the fuck do hot red headed chicks dye their hair blonde just because they live in Hollywood and have been in a few successful films? Is this some ancient Irish heritage rule that I can only stand if I am related to a leprechaun? I don't think so because I am half Irish and I have never heard of some stupid shit like this. Emma Stone, a hot red head, decided it would be a good idea to dye her hair blonde because let's face it, she wants to be just like Lindsay Lohan. So many people out there are already comparing the two and it makes sense because they look a lot alike each other except Emma Stone is actually hot. Anyway, I would still hit it like there was no tomorrow but I think she needs to go back to ginger. Much MUCH sexier that way.

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Tell Her Chelsea

LMAO! Chelsea Handler who happens to be best friends or apparently best friends with Jennifer Aniston called Angelina Jolie a "cunt" and bitch" during a stand up comedy routine in New Jersey last night. I am still not really sure what people see in Angelina Jolie as I have never had a crush on her and I think her personality is one of the coldest and strangest on the planet. Therefore, I totally agree with Chelsea and I hope Angelina and that smug motherfucker Brad Pitt have a good time with each other cause I am pretty sure no one else in Hollywood even likes them in the slightest.

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UPDATE: Here is an interesting video interpretation on the Jen vs. Angie saga on Newsy

Hello And Goodbye. Snooki Naked.

By popular demand (according to Google Webmaster Tools) a lot of you freak-a-leeks wanna see Snooki naked on my blog so I am going to go ahead and post this for you pervs out there. Not that there is anything wrong with being a pervert but there are hotter chicks out there to obsess over. The hello and goodbye part? It is basically to inform readers of my blog that I will not specialize in celebrity nudity anymore. Not that I will not be linking to it or talking about it. I will very much so continue to do that but it seems that within hours of me posting nude celeb pics, I get blocks put on my blog by blogger telling me to remove them or Google will shut my shit down. I remember the golden days of celebrity nudity where I could post just about anything I wanted and people could rely on this blog to find it but with popularity, comes a price. I am also trying to make my blog a little more PG-13 and a little less R because let's face it, I will never compete with Egotastic or other gossip blogs that have EVERY single celeb nude pic and photoshoot. So this is me telling you that this blog is about to become a little more SFW and if you hesitated opeing this blog on your work computer, fear no more. I will continue to use four letter words and if shit like that offends you, see ya. Enjoy the pic. xoxo.

Khloe Kardashian Is Gross

Last night on Conan all three of the Kardashian sisters were guests and they whored out their superficial shit to the people at TBS in hopes of getting more views on their show when Khloe Kardashian revealed that she put Mayonaisse on her vagina to "make it shine like the top of the Chrysler building". Personally, if I went down on a girl and it tasted like a turkey club sandwich, there wouldn't be a toilet bowl big enough to contain all the vomit sprewing out of my mouth. But these are the Kardashians and if you have sex with them and a funky tasting snatch is the worst part of the experience, you should consider yourself lucky.

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Josh Duhamel kicked off plane in NYC- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Olivia Wilde flaunts her hotness- Celebrity Hot Sauce

KStew and RPatz kissing on the beach- Earsucker

Ashley Greene is on the cover of Cosmopolitan- Fit Fab Celeb

Sarah Palin forced Bristol Palin to go on Dancing With The Stars- Have U Heard

Alexis Neiers got arrested- Hilary Shepherd

Chad Ochocinco for the ladies- Hollywood Hiccups

Everybody and their brother is showing up on Glee- I Need My Fix

Kirsten Dunst hates us- Lickable Celebs

Coldplay releases "Christmas Lights" music video- Oh The Scandal

Ashton Kutcher Is Pissed

Ashton Kutcher is threatening to sue Vivid Entertainment over the use of his name for the new porn that is about to be released featuring his alleged mistress. Everyone thinks the mistress story is bullshit but people are still interested. Like I have said before, I wouldn't blame him at all for cheating on Demi Moore cause her face is cute but she has a hoss body like a man. In the letter released to Vivid Entertainment it says that Ashton's "marketable celebrity identity value" is at risk. That is lawyer code for, this will tarnish his image. I won't get the sex tape but I am still very much so looking forward to still shots of this chick naked.

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The Gosselin Kids Are Kinda Mean

According to a report (coming from Radar so it is to be taken with a giant grain of salt) the Gosselin children are telling kids at their school that "your parents are lying to you" and that Santa Claus is not real. Because of this, the parents of the children are calling the Gosselin's and telling Kate to shut their kids up. I personally still believe in Santa Claus. I think that fat bearded man breaks into my house once a night every year and gives me goodies that I will enjoy until next year. I believe this because every other night of the year, I go to bed believing that a group of rogue strippers will break into my home without any clothes on and beg to use my phone with the agreement to have sex with me before any phone call is made.

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Erin Barry Denies Cheating Allegations

Remember when everybody and their brother were posting that Tony Parker had an affair with Erin Barry and everyone believed it to be true because Erin never came out and denied it? Well now she denies it. I don't see what the hell took her so long to finally clear the air but she said on a website, "I DID NOT HAVE AN AFFAIR WITH TONY PARKER". I guess this little bitch just wanted 15 minutes of fame and liked seeing her name posted in the same tabloid mags along with Britney and Lindsay. Stupid.

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Ronnie Chasen Left Millions

Ronnie Chasen, the little old lady publicist who was gunned down in Beverly Hills ( I know weird right?) has millions of dollars in her will only there is one problem, no one can seem to find it. See she made a will in 1994 and left millions to relatives but then she made another will in 2006 that no one can seem to locate. She lefts tens of thousands to charities across America but purposely gave her niece, Jill Gatsby, $10. Kind of a bitchy thing to do. I mean if you wanna be a bitch to her, call her a name. Don't insult her posthumously.

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Brit Brit Crushes Abuse Rumors

Dayum son! Britney Spears is obviously pretty offended that star magazine and Radar Online posted audio and alleged photos of her being abused by (current) boyfriend Jason Trawick. She got on her Twitter yesterday and said...

PS- Star Magazine, Radar Online, Jason Alexander and the rest of you liars, y'all can kiss my lily white southern Louisiana ass!

...ouch! I don't follow Britney on Twitter but a few people who I follow do follow her and I saw the ReTweet. This came just after her announcement that she is going on tour or releasing an album in March. I am not sure which but it is totally irrelevant cause she will never top GaGa's sales.

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Christina Aguilera Pleads Her Case About Being Back On The Market

Christina Aguilera apparently feels guilty about being back on the market when she has a son with the dude she split with. She said that when two people are not happy and there is a child involved, it is the child who suffers blah,blah. I am just glad she is back on the market and I don't think she has to justify this to the media in any way. Unfortunately she hooked up right away with some other douche bag that she introduced to her parents or she was introduced to his parents or some bullshit that I really don't care about. I wish she would stop fucking with us and just to Playboy and get this misery over with because all men want is to see her naked. That's it. No vocal range or poppy ballads. Just tits and ass. THANK YOU!

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Is This Miley Cyrus Naked? ( CENSORED)

It seems that Miley Cyrus had her purse and her iPhone 4 stolen the other day and on the phone were a shitload of pictures of the young, and now legal pop star. The one above is the only NSFW one in the bunch but it is censored so it is very SFW. I am hoping to get the uncensored ones soon but I guess this asshole that stole the camera is trying to get money for it so who knows if we will ever see her "thingys". I don't find Miley all that attractive so I could give a flying fuck less if these uncensored pics materialize or not. We will see.

Jon Gosselin Got A J-O-B

Jon Gosselin is slowly but surely realizing that he has no ascertainable talents that will keep him on television. He seemed to be really good at getting bitched at by Kate but that is a role that could easily be filled by anyone with two testicles and a penis. Well...testicles not required. Anyway, he went back to work in the technology field doing...whatever which is what he did before the mass explosion of Jon and Kate Plus 8. I remember watching the earlier seasons and basically every season leading up to the tabloid explosion where Jon was cheating on Kate and I remember him coming home from work in which I am guessing, the technology field. So much for "The Divorced Dads Club" with Michael Lohan etc. I am sure unless Jon releases a sex tape with his 1/2 inch penis. We will never hear from him again.

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Lindsay Lohan Might Be On Dancing With The Stars

I am not a big fan of Dancing With The Stars or DWTS as I will refer to it here. They always try to get these bullshit talentless tabloid fixtures and then try to capitalize off their fame for ratings. A novel approach to television but dancing is pretty gay and the stars on the show are anything but. Now they want Lindsay Lohan and I can bet my left nut that she will not do the show because she is WAY too much of a diva to have to partner up with a... partner. Also, she can make more money by selling pics of herself to the paparazzi and placing ads on her Twitter timeline.

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Britney Got Beat

Remember that fucker from like a million years ago Jason Alexander? Not that fat fuck from Seinfeld, the other one that married Britney Spears for like 24 hours and then they called it quits. Her high school friend. According to him, in a failed attempt to gain another 15 minutes of fame said that Britney confided in him that her most recent boyfriend Jason Trawick beat Britney on multiple occasions and now Star magazine put that shit on their front cover in a pathetic attempt to compete in the tabloid world. It seems like they just like to post the most shocking story and then NEVER write a retraction when the story is shot down. I seriously doubt there is any truth to it at all but whatever.

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Neve Campbell Getting Divorced, Was Married?

Five months ago Neve Campbell divorced her husband of three years and we are just now hearing about it. The divorce is not final yet so she is "officially" on the market but that will come soon enough. Not that it matters really. I looked at some of the nude scenes she has done in recent movies in a failed attempt of reviving her career and I gotta say that she is one of the most boring people to look like naked. It's like "yep that's her ass. I hear she likes to poop from there" and that is about it.

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