Michael Lohan Was Denied

Michael Lohan is doing everything in his power to be a good father to his daughter, Lindsay, and every time he gets within ear shot of her she freaks out and does a line of blow. He tried to visit Lindsay in the Betty Ford Clinic but the people there said he came after visiting hours. Then he asked if he was on the "no contact list" and they told him that he was not. So I guess that is good. That is what I wanna see from Lindsay. I don't care if she is hooked on drugs and battling an addiction to alcohol. I wanna see this cunt step up to the plate and talk to her dad again. I know I am fishing for the moon in the water but we will see what happens.

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Courtney Love Quits Twitter

This is the photo that got Courtney Love to quit Twitter. Bitch is obviously retarded because she posted the pic herself. You don't quit Twitter because you saw naked pics of yourself on there THAT YOU POSTED! Anyway, this is probably the grossest pic of Courtney Love I have seen in a long time. And I am glad she is gone. That is all.

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Justin Bieber Will Host Punk'd

Justin Bieber is probably the most popular person in the world right now. And it is rumored that this little shit stain brings in $300k for every performance he does. He will probably be worth over $100 million by the end of 2010 but it isn't his music that is making the rounds in the headlines today. MTV has officially announced that they are bring back Punk'd, Aston Kutcher's old show and Justin Bieber will be the host. This is just fucking crazy considering that when someone gets Punk'd, they won't laugh it off with a top socialite. They will see that they are getting Punk'd by some punk 14-year-old and will probably knock him out. I give the show one season. This is going to end badly.

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Britney Spears Conservatorship. Ending?

It is being reported today that Britney Spears and her multi year conservatorship which is headed by her father Jamie Spears may be ending soon. Of course these reports are being circulated by Radar so I would take it with a huge grain of salt. I am curious though. WTF would Britney do if she had access to the HUGE sums of money she has accumulated over the years? Would she finally try to end the alimony payments that she gives to K-Fed every month? That fucker makes $22k a month off this bitch. We will see. Maybe Britney can become the new LiLo while she gets her life together.

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Jolie-Pitt Younguns Start School In Budapest. WTF!?

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt think that the best place for their kids to go to school is in Budapest. I swear some celebrities are fucking retarded but Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie take the fucking cake. It is bad enough that their first born is a fucking boy ( who is actually a girl) and that they have to deal with the complication of having their entire lives surrounded by paprazzi but now Brad and Angelina think the best thing for them is to start school in another fucking country. Retards. Seriously. Retards!

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J.Lo Still A Dive, Talentless

Jennifer Lopez or J.Lo as I like to call her has been a judge on American Idol for...2 seconds now and she is already butting heads with Ryan Seacrest because he probably looked at her the wrong way or some shit. She is hot as fuck but her butt is too big and I could give a shit less about her music because her songs pretty much always sucked and I would rather listen to that skeleton husband of hers Marc Anthony than listen to a single song of hers. She is too big of a diva to be on American Idol and Fox will regret it very soon and then after this season the show will get cancelled because the harsh and true reality will set in that they do not have a show without Simon Cowell. And that is a fact. Hell even that bitch Ellen DeGeneres left the show and that bitch thrives on attention. Basically, American Idol is now a revolving door for judges and anyone who wants to be on the show can be on it and as far as the sinbging talent, they produced Carrie Underwood and Kelly Clarkson out of thousands, maybe even millions of hopefuls. Good job, losers. The only judge that will remain on the show is Randy Jackson because he is pretty much a no one without the show. He will be one of the dudes on TMZ in the "memba them?" section.

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Speidi Staged Divorce Is Off

It was rumored that Heidi Montag was going to divorce Spencer Pratt at the beginning of the summer but then everyone found out that the two had not split at all and had in fact been living together in a rented house in Costa Rica. Now they are saying the divorce is off. Don't they mean the publicity stunt? Anyway, no dude wants to put his dick in butterface. I mean...I do... but that would be more for the sake of me saying that I fucked Heidi Montag and not exactly a thing I would tell my best friends and expect a high five or a fist bump. Speidi still reigns on the tabloids.

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Britney Spears Is Still Under A Conservatorship

I thought I would use this picture of Britney Spears cause I thought it would be funny to look back at the days when Britney was sexually attractive and totally sane in a story that revolves around her being not hot, therefore irrelevant, and not sane at all. Yesterday there wasa court hearing for the law to see where Britney Spears stands in her conservatorship and it was ruled that the conservatorship will continue. Apparently this bitch doesn;t have her shit together enough to get out of it but that is not surprising at all. If things keep going the way they are, she will be under a conservatorship until her parents die and then K-Fed would have to take over. He would love that shit. Then he could be relevant again. That would be great.

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First Pics Of LiLo In Preclink Clinic

Lindsay Lohan has been in rehab for a while now but I have been busy and didn't have time to blog about it. Also, I didn't wanna do a 3 page post on how pissed off I am that this little cunt isn't rotting in a jail cell. According to a few sources LiLo will beg the judge to not go back to jail and instead stay in rehab where she will pull one over, again, on the staff and get them to release her early where she will no doubtedly use drugs again. This bitch is a broken record and the only thing that will get her sober is if she is scared straight by going to jail. And none of that "safe jail" bullshit. Put her out in the regular public. Make her go to dinner with these other criminals and let her get her ass beat a few times before putting her in administrative segregation. Anyway, here is the first pic of her in rehab and she looks a lot better than the first pics of Britney Spears in rehab when those pics surfaced (shaved head) but that isn't saying much.

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