Mistress Summit

Last night at Katsuya Michelle "Bombshell" McGhee (Jesse James mistress) and Violet Kowal (alleged Mel Gibson mistress) dined together to talk about cheating and being racist. Seeing at Michelle Bombshell is a nazi and this other chick fucked Mel Gibson who is one of the most racist people in the world, I am sure over dinner they discussed the burning of crosses and which swastika looked best with their blouse. I have zero tolerance for racism which is why you will not find and Mel Gibson rant stories on this blog. Now they just need Rachel Uchitel and one other fling to make themselves the Sex And The City of cheating.

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Megan Fox Was In 7th Grade Once Too

The fourth from the left at the bottom. When I first saw this pic there was like 3 girls that were in the pic and the pic of Megan was not immediately identifiable because I am not good at picking out pics of people when they were younger. It seems that Megan Fox has all but fallen off the radar these days. She was replaced in Transformers 3 and since then it seems that no one has been writing/talking about her. She is still one of the hottest chicks in the world and maybe people were holding their breath until she did a topless scene or mustered some real acting talent, whichever came first. Anyway, I am sure she will be in the news again with a new tattoo or some shit and people will deem her relevant again. We will have to wait and see.

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Lindsay Lohan Shows Some Underboob Via Ninja Mask

Lindsay Lohan did a photo shoot for some ass called Mark Ecko who is probably important to some people in the fashion world but means nothing to me. It seems that since LiLo went to the clink and later rehab, every magazine in the country has been scrambling to put her face on the front pages of their mags. As long as she is various stages of undress, I am fine with this. The bad news is that she might not be playing Linda Lovelace in Inferno and that means we won't get that full frontal nudity scene that was promised to us by the movies producers. UCLA will have their hands full for a little while and during that time I will enjoy my anti LiLo holiday but when she finally get out and is sober I think she will be a much more interesting person to write about.

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Jillian Michaels Will Kill You

This is not the first time Jillian Michaels has been sued over a diet supplement and for a person who is basically the posterchild for working out, I do not see why she needs to put out diet supplements anyway. She was sued a while back for producing a diet pill that stated you could sit on your ass all day and eat chocolate pie and still lose weight. As we all know, that doesn't work. Now she is being sued because the most recent diet supplement of hers causes all these horrible symptoms and has chemicals that when mixed causes death. I would still totally hit that shit and The Biggest Loser is one of the best shows in history but this chick needs to stop with the pills. I wouldn't be all that surprised if I found out she likes to pop a few pills herself and I do not mean the weight losing kind. I mean the good stuff.

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Avril Lavigne Nipple Slip

Here is Avril Lavigne on some beach somewhere doing something but the important thing is that she forgot to tighten up the ol' bikini top before hitting the waves. That happens a lot to celebrities who live int he frigid country of Canada but it makes America paparazzi very happy to see a little bit o' nip. I would have been happier with a full boob flash but I will settle for the nipple slip in the meantime. Welcome back Avril! You are relevant once again!

I'm Back Bitches!

OK so I was going to launch a new blog and I actually did and blogged on it for a couple of weeks but now I am back to where I like to call HOME! You motherfuckers knew I couldn't leave Notorious News in the dust and I have way too many loyal readers and fans to just ditch this place all together. I will be happy to write about celeb nudity and gossip from here on out instead of the boring and stale politics bullshit. I am still obsessed with politics but celebrities amaze me even more. Blogging will resume today as usual. I LOVE you guys! XOXO!