Tila Tequila Is Desperate, Goes Too Far

Tila Tequila will do anything,ANYTHING, for attention and proved just as much on her site the other day where she slit her own wrist and videotaped the blood, or fake blood, or whateverthefuck coming out. This lead to readers of the site calling police and then when the cops got to her house, they couldn't find her. Don't worry, Tila is still alive and well,well... alive and is back to doing her stupid attention whoring Twitter shit as usual. Bitch ditched MySpace and now is on Twitter all the time. I am proud to say that she blocked me a long time ago and even though she has a new account now, bitch will flood your news feed so I decided to leave her alone. We will be seeing her on Celebrity Rehab 4 but until then, I really don't wanna hear from this chick again. Out...

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Crystal Bowersox May Have Had Gay Bowersex

Crystal Bowersox is some chick who was a runner up on American Idol this past season and I did not watch a single episode. Aside from Carrie Underwood and Kelly Clarkson, the talent from the show fall faster into obscurity after the show than...well... an American Idol contestant. She is kinda cute and I would definitely fuck her cause I am desperate like that. But now the National Enquirer is saying that she had several lesbian relationships before her time on Idol. She looks like she could be a carpet muncher but since this story is coming from The National Enquirer I am taking it with a gigantic Texas sized grain of salt. Not that it really matters. This chick will be a nobody in 3...2...

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Speidi Split Is A Lie

Ok I reported on here last week that Speidi are officially dunzo and for real thiis time only now all the chicks from The Hills and a few other sources are saying that they are still together. They basically did the whole thing as a publicity stunt like Heidi needs anymore than that after she announced she will show her gigantic Dolly Parton sized tits in Playboy. I have no desire to fuck Heidi Montag before or after surgery cause I have a feeling that she would talk endlessly while I was humping her and also cause if I fucked her, I bet any amount of money that if I turned around I would find Spencer Pratt in my ass.

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Awww.Look! It Is KStew Kissing!

Last night was the MTV movie awards and since MTV sucks at making movies besides Napoleon Dynamite and Jailbait, I didn't watch. The only awards show thaat I watch is the VMAs and since they announced a few months back that MTV would no longer be showing music videos and that they will be a reality tv channel, I guess that means no more VMAs. I could give a flying fuck less that Kristen Stewart is kissing Robert Pattinson cause he is the only guy that will put up with her constant pot smoking and lack of bathing. I am sure he is the same way but we just don't have the pictures to prove it.

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Gary Coleman's Wife Sold The Photos

News surfaced today claiming that there were some gruesome photos of Gary Coleman after his nasty fatal fall. I am not sure what type of person had the whereabouts to grab a camera and take pics instead of calling 911 but apparently his wife does. She is the one selling the photos for money and will probably get sued for doing so. I am sure the pics are somewhere on the internet but I am too lazy to go find them and post them here not to mention that I wouldn't do that in the first place. Hopefully this psycho goes to jail and be branded for the rest of her days as "gory badge".

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Look At My Little Puffyface!

Lindsay Lohan is one smart cookie. She knew that she would have to get sober in the near future so she booked an appointment with her dentist to get her wisdom teeth pulled and therefore, get some killer drugs to go with it. That is why she has shit covering her cheeks cause she is all swollen up. This means she will test positive for drugs on her random drug testing but already got a pass from her probation officer for the meds she is going to have to take. I would have let the bitch suffer with widom tooth pain but apparently this judge/probation officer has "morals". Damn. They always get in the way.

Mariah Carey Might Be Pregnant Too

It is being reported by RadarOnline that Mariah Carey is pregnant. This is the same website that reported that Lindsay Lohan FOR SURE didn't have a ticket to go oto Texas to work on a film when her attorney was arguing that she did and then printed a retraction a couple days after that. Since then, I have taken everything Radar says with a grain of salt. Besides, this story is all about ssome source and the fact that Mariah's rep didn't outright deny the pregnancy. The source is also saying that they are going to keep the pregnancy a secret for as long as possible cause if this chick goes out in public with a big belly, people will think she just stayed up all night stuffing her face with glazed doughnuts again.

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Khloe Kardashian Is Preggers

It seems that Khloe Kardashian wants some much needed attention after living in her sister's shadow for so long. I am not talking about Kim, bitch has an ass shadow so big it needs it's own zip code. No I am talking about Kourtney and how she has a kid and people, mainly the paparazzi, and fighting tooth and nail to get some exclusive shots of her playing with her kid just like the paparazzi does with every celeb. Now Khloe can have her own little photo ops. I hope she is proud.

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Charlie Sheen Is Going To The Clink

It is being reported today that Charlie Sheen is going to the clink for misdemeanor whateverthefuck. There was a domestic dispute on Christmas Day at his home with his wife and now he is going to plea out and go to the pokey. Not sure what that is going to do to the filming of Two And A Half Men but hopefully taping will resume right after the jail sentence is carried out. He could do 15 days with good behavior.

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