Damn

Sandra Bullock has broken her silence over the Jesse James cheating scandal only
to say that there is no sex tape between her and Jesse James. That is a huge dis-
appointment cause that is all that I really wanted out of this whole thing. xoxo.
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Britney Spears is back to being a fat slob.

[ The Blemish ]

Kim Kardashian shows off her slammin' ass.

[ Drunken Stepfather ]

Britney Spears' saggy tits in different color

shirts.

[ City Rag ]

Sophie Monk in a bikini.

[ Egotastic ]

Heidi Montag is fragile.

[ Fatback Media ]

Jake Gyllenhaal for the ladies.

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Mischa Barton Is Done Being Sexy

Mischa Barton is good at...something. I can't reallt recall at this point what she
is famous for but I am sure she had some sort of acting career sometime in the
past. Now she is packing on the pounds and it shows in the paprazzi pics of her.
I swear you can see the cellulite underneath her clothes. It is disgusting.
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kate Gosselin Is A "Super Bitch From Hell"

Kate Gosselin has been having a hard time on Dancing With The Stars and she
has been getting it from all angles from the judges. I would like to give it to Kate
from all angles but not in that way. Anyway, when the guy judge who is probably
gayer than a three dollar bill said, " for once, you played the character- you had
the look of a super bitch from hell". LOL. That pretty much describes Kate on
just about any day of the week. She danced to Lady GaGa's paparazzi and she said
she felt a certain connection to that song since the paparazzi follow her everywhere.
Last time I checked, after the divorce with Jon Gosselin was over, she has not been
a paparazzi target. See ya Kate. Your 15 minutes of fame are up.
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Audrina patridge looks slammin' in a bikini.

[ The Blemish ]

Brody Jenner might be fucking Avril lavigne.

[ Drunken Stepfather ]

Katherine McPhee could be looking hotter.

[ Celebrity Puke ]

Penelope Cruz topless goodness.

[ City Rag ]

Michelle Hunziker is in a bikini.

[ Egotastic ]

Lindsay Lohan is paranoid.

[ Fatback Media ]

Katy Perry is one Easter bunny I would like

to fuck.

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Heidi Klum Loves Being Naked

In a magazine I heave never heard of before called tatler, Heidi Klum reveals that
she likes being naked all the time. She even said that she doesn't mind being naked
in front of her parents. I wish I was good friends with Heidi Klum so sometime when
we go to the neighborhood pool I could say " Hey! Let's go skinnydipping!" and then
Heidi would strip down and I could see her tight little ass up close. But the fact of
the matter is, I will probably never become good friends with Heidi Klum and in
reality, I will probably never meet her. But that doesn't mean I can not stalk.
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Jesse Is Outta Here

It seems that Jesse James sexual addiction isn't as strong as he thought it was cause

now that Sandra Bullock will not take his phone calls, he pulled the plug on rehab. I

can not blame him. I think it is ridiculous when men go to rehab for sex when they

are predisposed by nature to spread their seed as much as possible. If I had a piece

of ass like Sandra Bullock to come home to every night, I would surround myself

with people who enabled me to have sex as much as possible. This guy is kind of a

douch bag though, so I guess this all makes sense.

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Happy Easter!

Another year, another Easter. On this day the Easter Bunny was born and every

year we celebrate. OK so I stole that from @james_a_michael on Twitter but what

the fuck? I am celebrating my Easter by lockig myself in my sister's house and

playing The Sims 3 all day. This isn't really a celebrity post but celebrities don't

celebrate Easter cause they are all evil. Except Jessica Alba. She is good. I hope

by me saying that that someday she will let me do anal.

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Alessandra Ambrosio knows what men like.

[ The Blemish ]

Jennifer Hudson is gonna try to lose weight.

[ Fatback Media ]

Some dude from 90210 is getting married.

[ Celebrity Puke ]

Drunk grannies are cool.

[ City Rag ]

Reggie Bush has a mistress too.

[ Daily Stab ]

Kim Kardashian has a great ass.

[ Egotastic ]

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Helloooooo nurse!

[ The Blemish ]

Anna Paquin is bisexual.

[ Fatback Media ]

Jimmy Kimmel does stupid shit, lacks hilarity.

[ Geno's World ]

When did Haylie Duff's tits get so big?

[ Hollywood Tuna ]

Mashup #200!

[ popbytes ]

Aaron Carter's pansy ass is engaged.

[ Seriously? OMG! WTF? ]

Britney Spears Is Hot Again. APRIL FOOLS!!!

Here is Britney Spears stepping out of some shitty fashion store wearing something

different than what she went in with and all of a sudden she is queen of the fashionistas.

She still looks like shit. That is all.

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Sandra Bullock Might Not Be Getting A Divorce

In sad news from Hollywood today, sources are saying that Sandra Bullock might

stand by her man and not get a divorce. This sucks cause I was hoping she would

hook up with a younger, cooler guy who would have the wherewithal to turn on a

video camera the next time she agrees to anal. I guess the fact that Jesse decided

to go to sex rehab in Tucson, Arizona made her change her mind. Fool.

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