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Artie Lange stabbed himself 9 times!

[ The Blemish ]

Tiger Woods might be gay.

[ Fatback Media ]

Neil Patrick Harris is gay man of the decade.

[ Geno's World ]

The world needs more Daniela Freitas.

[ Guyism ]

PETA was everywhere in 2009.

[ popbytes ]

Jay Leno might be getting cancelled.

[ Seriously? OMG! WTF? ]

Ellen DeGeneres Will Overshadow Simon Cowell

The producers over at American Idol are freaking out that Simon Cowell, their cash
cow, might leave the show to be the big name judge on The X Factor which is an
American Idol rip off. Now they are saying to get their minds off Cowell, they will
focus mainly on Ellen DeGeneres. I think this is a good thing because Ellen is 1,000
times cooler than Simon. I still stand by my prediction that Simon will make Ellen
cry before they leave Hollywood. Anyway, tune in and see what happens.
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Nicky Hilton to the Rescue!

We all know that Tila Tequila is one crazy bitch and likes to go off on psychotic rants

on MySpace and Twitter. I called her a psychotic bitch one too many times and she

has since blocked me on Twitter. Now she is taking her craziness to a new level by

refusing to let Bijou Phillips and Nicky Hilton collect Casey Johnson's dogs for Casey's

family. I am not sure what she expects to accomplish by holding the dogs hostage but

she probably doesn't have a game plan. That is what crazy people do. They do crazy

shit without a game plan. I felt bad for Tila for about 2 seconds after Casey died but

then I realized who I was feeling sorry for and all the gushy smushy feelings dissapated.

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Kate Gosselin. Hot?

[ The Blemish ]

Some celebrity offspring punk that no one cares about

got arrested for drugs again.

[ Celebrity Dirty Laundry ]

Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush are still an item.

[ Celebrity Puke ]

20 cool penguins.

[ City Rag ]

Mariah Carey is drunk.

[ Daily Stab ]

Lindsay Lohan tries to be hot, fails miserably.

[ Egotastic ]

Paris Hilton Might Get Married

Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt are really hittting it off these days and Paris
told Life & Style that a wedding in 2010 is not out of the question. I could care
less if Paris weds because I do not have $1 billion in my bank account so I have
no chance of hooking up with her. Doug Reinhardt doesn't have that in his bank
account either so I am a little surprised that they have been going strong for as
long as they have. Now if this guy is smart enough to make yet another sex tape
with her is something that is very important to perverts like me. I like the first
two tapes but a prequel would be VERY nice. We'll see where it goes though.
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Kim Kardashian Wants You To Smell Like Her

Kim Kardashian is releasing a new frangrance line today but I am not too worried
about the product she is whoring. I am more concerned with the ridiculously hot
picture she released to whore it to the public. I like the mega cleavage she is showing
in this pic. Actually I like everything about it but the cleavage is the cherry on top.
This kind of makes me want to watch the Kim Kardashian sex tape that I haven't
seen in months. Yes. I think that is a great idea.
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Katy Perry Is Off The Market

It is a sad day in the United States when one of the mega hotties of the decade
gets engaged to douche bag extraordinaire Russell Brand. He has the worst hair
in the world and looks rather ugly from a straight male stand point. Either way,
they have been dating for a while now and I guess it was just a matter of time
before they tied the knot. To think that Katy Perry's amazing tits will only be
touched by that sleazeball for the rest of time kind of makes me sick to my
stomach a little bit. However, this does give me hope that if a loser like Brand
can land a chick like Perry then think I have a pretty good chance of having
those drinks with Victoria Silvstedt that she has been promising me for the
past 3 years. You gotta dial "1" before my number Victoria. I am sure she just
forgot. Silly supermodels. They are so forgetful.
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Daily Links

Sienna Miller is next to perfect.
[ The Blemish ]

Casey Johnson dead at 30.
[ Fatback Media ]

Youth In Revolt trailer.
[ Geno's World ]

The world needs more Ursula Corbero.
[ Guyism ]

Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale are boring.
[ popbytes ]

Gwenyth Paltrow lacks make-up, looks the
same.
[ Seriously? OMG! WTF? ]

Charlie Sheen Likes Boozehounds

Brooke Mueller, Charlie Sheen's wife, went to an AA rehab whens he was pregnant.
That was probably a good idea because if you get alcohol poisoning while pregnant it
is very likely that you would have a miscarriage. So far this chick is a coke whore and
a boozehound. Right up Charlie's alley. Anyway, I am predicting that they are divorced
by the time July rolls around. And if my prediction is correct I will grant you three wishes.
The only wish I will not grant is a wish for more wishes. God damn it I said no!
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We Will Never See A Tiger Woods Sex Tape

Steven Hirsch the head honcho at Vivid Entertainment is saying that he has seen
30 seconds of a proposed Tiger Woods sex tape. I am sure there are a lot of chicks
out there that would love to see this tape but I am a dude so I very much so have
no interest in it. Of course the tape can not be released to the public without the
signature of Woods on the tape, so if anyone does see it, it will probably be streamed
on a blog somewhere. This is one blog that will not post it, not for the lack of interest
in it but because I am not a huge fan of lawsuits.
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Daily Links

Lady GaGa wants your attention.

[ The Blemish ]

Michael Lohan fighting Jon Gosselin is something

I would like to see.

[ Celebrity Dirty Laundry ]

Julie Benz is going to be stripping soon.

[ Fatback Media ]

J-Lo shows off her chuchini.

[ City Rag ]

Matthew McConaughey had a kid.

[ Daily Stab ]

Stacy Keibler bikini pics is the best way to start

off 2010.

[ Egotastic ]

Awww. Tiger Was In Love

A source close to Tiger Woods is saying that when he was on the phone with one
of his many mistresses that he told her repeatedly that he missed her and was in
love with her. Truth be told he probably said that to all the chicks he was fucking.
Telling a girl you love her is a guranteed panty dropper the next time you see them.
He probably got sick of taking them shopping and buying a bunch of shit for them
with the billions of dollars he had in his bank account. Anway, this dude needs to
go ahead and admit to the public that he is a douche and cheated on his wife that
way everyone can move on because I am personally sick of all this media coverage
bullshit. It just isn't interesting anymore.
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Hayden Panettiere is in a Bikini, Grainy

Hayden Panettiere is bumpin' uglies with some boxer dude so she and her new beau

chilled poolside at some hotel recently. Everyone is saying how her tits look bigger

but I think they are as small as ever. I like the ass shot though. Almost the only thing

that makes these photos worthwhile.