Tuesday, December 07, 2010
Jessica Simpson: Billionaire?
It seems that Jessica Simpson is... I can't believe I am saying... good at something. Yes. She has a niche. After a failed music career and pathetic attempts to try to make her life interesting for the tabloids she actually found something that she is good at. Fashion. According to New York Fashion she is a fashion icon. I personally could give a fuck less about her crappy over preppy style of clothing but apparently a bunch of shallow fuckers out there love it. Her clothing line is about to cross the $1 billion mark anytime soon and has already grossed $750 million. Leaving Jess with an estimated net worth of ...dun dun dun...$100 million. This is pretty surprising because I thought her primary source of income was selling pics to tabloids like all the other goofy looking attention whores do.