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Robert Pattinson chipped his tooth.

[ The Blemish ]

Rush Limbaugh might die soon.

[ Fatback Media ]

Why is Brad Pitt trying to look like Osama

Bin Laden?

[ Geno's World ]

Fernanda Lima is too sexy for her shirt.

[ Guyism ]

Angelina Jolie's 'cheating bombshell'.

[ popbytes ]

E! is putting candy Spelling on tv.

[ Seriously? OMG! WTF? ]

Kate Gosselin Might Get A New Show

Kate Gosselin is desperate for money these days. She has 8 mouths to feed but
her ass isn't gonna get a real job for another million years so she needs to pay
the bills somehow. Reports are coming out that a reality show/game show is
gonna come out starring none else than Kate Gosselin. It will kind of be like the
bacheloraette only with shittier hair and 8 kids yanking on her skirt. Who would
want to marry Kate is beyond me but then again the show isn't greenlighted yet
so it will more than likely not get off the ground. Let's hope so.
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The Jonas Brothers Are Breaking Up. Yes!!!

The Jonas Brothers are every female teenagers dream but they seem to be pretty
good at making a good thing bad. Nick Jonas, the oldest Jonas bro, could have had
just about any chick he wanted and instead he settled for a Latina Ashley Tisdale.
Don't get me wrong I would totally bang Ashley Tisdale and would TOTALLY bang
a latina Ashley Tisdale but if I were in his shoes, I would play the field a little bit. Get
laid a few times and taste all the flavors and THEN get married. Anyway the youngest
is going solo and the only people who give a fuck about that are under the age of 9 years
old. The oldest is just kind of sitting around and looking pretty because he knows that
the world knows that he has 0 talent.
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Hailey Glassman says that Jon Gosselin beat

her.

[ The Blemish ]

Denise Richards has the dirt on Charlie Sheen.

[ Celebrity Dirty Laundry ]

Christina Aguilera looks fresh after the

holidays.

[ Celebrity Puke ]

Cutest pet videos of 2009.

[ City Rag ]

Guess the celebrity baby.

[ Daily Stab ]

Sophie Howard is in a bikini.

[ Egotastic ]

He Was That Hungry? Really?

Susan Sarandon was seen out with a younger man last night having a late night
dinner. She recently split from Tim Robbins which is like one of the creepiest guys
in Hollywood. If I were a young guy I wouldn't be caught dead with Susan Sarandon.
If I hadn't eaten anything in 3 days and only lived off of bottled water and vitamins
for 3 days I would still not be able to keep a meal down with Susan Sarandon across
the table from me. She is the dog of dogs. Queen of the dogs. Which I guess makes
her a bitch. Not sure how that works.
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Rosie O'Donnell Has a New Girlfriend

Rosie O'Donnell split with her longtime girlfriend not too long ago and you would
figure since Rosie is a super famous lesbo that she would be able to hook up with
someone right away but it almost took 3 months. And look what she settled for!
Can't she be a cool lesbo like Ellen DeGeneres and get a hot girlfriend like Portia
DeRossi? Anyway I feel sorry for the both of them because you know shit is just
nasty in the bedroom. OMG! I don't even wanna picture them in the bedroom. I
think I am gonna go puke now.

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Kourtney Kardashian debuts her new baby boy.

[ The Blemish ]

Taylor Swift is back on the market.

[ Fatback Media ]

Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston start a

nasty custody battle.

[ Geno's World ]

Maria Berseneva is new.

[ Guyism ]

'Inception' looks badass.

[ popbytes ]

The 650 pound virgin. ::points, laughs::

[ Seriously? OMG! WTF? ]

Kevin Jonas is Hittin' That

I can not tell you how happy I am that Kevin Jonas removed his "no sex" ring
from his placid penis and put it on a chicks finger so he can finally get some action.
This is a wedding photo from their wedding in...where ever and I think she looks
like a latino hybrid of Ashley Tisdale and Hailey Duff. In other words, she is a fine
piece of ass. Of course he is an old fashioned type of guy so he will probably knock
her up the first time they have sex. In other words, she is pregnant! Congrats Danielle!
Hope you guys have fun with the bonus Jonas.
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Michael Lohan is a Vagina Kicker

Michael Lohan is a douche bag and may be one of the biggest douche bags in the
history of douche or bags. So this story that he kicked his girlfriend in the vagina
is not very surprising to me. Maybe he was fucking a guy the night before and
confused the chick with the dude and went to give a good hard kick to his nuts and
then at the last second realized he was kicking a girl in the groin at which point he
had a confused and embarassed look on his face and then he turned and jetted out
of the room leaving a cartoonish plume of smoke in his place.
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Leonardo DiCaprio is hittin' that.

[ The Blemish ]

Jaime Pressly is doing something.

[ Celebrity Dirty Laundry ]

Katie Holmes grabs some starbucks.

[ Celebrity Puke ]

Google Hooker. Now that is a program

I would download.

[ City Rag ]

Steven Tyler is back in rehab.

[ Daily Stab ]

Rihanna has a wedgie.

[ Egotastic ]

LiLo is Scarred

Here is a pic of Lindsay Lohan in a bikin which would usually be a great thing but
there appears to be scars all over her legs and I am not down with emo cutters so
I deduct about 90 sexiness points from this photo out of 100. I haven't really been
all that attracted to LiLo for about a year. She just looks like she is suffering from
some odd illness. I would still fuck her just to tell people "Hey I fucked Lindsay Lohan"
but I am not sure how proud of it I would be.
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Charlie Sheen is a Tough Guy

Charlie Sheen had a domestic dispute over the holiday weekend and it started and
ended with Charlie Sheen weilding a knife. He is a strong guy so I am not sure why
he needed a knife to keep his wife away. Either way, knives are for pussies and he
should have used the back of his hand to keep his wife in check like a real man.
Anywa, I know this news is old but I am just coming off the holiday myself. Talk to
you freak-a-leeks later.
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