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Lady GaGa dresses to impress.

[ Celebrity Dirty Laundry ]

We need to see more Sophie Turner.

[ Celebrity Puke ]

It's a dog's life.

[ City Rag ]

Tiger Woods SNL skit.

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Christina Hendricks busts out the cleavage.

[ Egotastic ]

Carrie Underwood is in a Bikini

I don't know if these Carrie Underwood pics have anything to do with what
is going on in the relevant world, but in the meantime, I'll enjoy em'. The day
that she decides to strip down and go skinny dipping at the local pool will be
a day to remember but I will settle for gratuitous bikini pics in the meantime.

Dexter Predictions

Tonight, like most nights, was a terrific episode of Dexter. The Trinity killer finally
catches up to Dex and finds out who he really is. Quinn's girlfriend blew her brains
out and Dexter decked Elliot (his neighbor) for kissing Rita. My prediction is that
Dex will kill Trinity (of course) and Debra will find out about Laura Moser, Dexter's
mother, and find out or at least begin to find out who Dexter really is. I have been
saying this since season one and my opinion doesn;t change, Someone in Dexter's
day to day life will find out he is a serial killer and will accept it and God knows where
the show will go after that. Tune in next week, it is gonna be a good one.

Miley Cyrus Got a Tattoo

I am not all that big of a fan of Miley Cyrus. When she turns 18 I will be but right
now she is still too young. Legally anyway. Anyway I am not making this post to
show off Miley Cyrus in a bikini. Instead this post is about how Miley got a new tattoo
under her left breast. It is black cursive and says "Just Breathe" which in the tattoo
world is about as gay as it gets. Apparently everyone in the Cyrus family are getting
matching tattoos and that is why Billy Ray Cyrus allowed his daughter to get it.
I give her props for getting inked but I think she could have done a lot better. Her
older brother Trace has a shit load of tattoos and most of those look pretty good so
here is to hoping MIley gets a sleeve someday. I know I am.
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Katy Perry is boobs. I mean annoying.

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Tiger woods is a cheating cheater.

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Groom updates Facebook at the altar.

[ Geno's World ]

Brazilian model sex tape alert.

[ Guyism ]

I don't know who this Kesha chick is but

I wanna see her naked.

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Elmo is giving Tyra Banks a hicky.

[ Seriously? OMG! WTF? ]

Something,Something,Something Dark Side Trailer

Family Guy is arguably the funniest cartoon ever made. Wait, no, it is the funniest cartoon ever made and now they are making it into a movie. Seeing as that the Family Guy franchise has no overall theme they needed to come up with something for the movie. They decided to go with the Star Wars theme. I hate Star Wars and always have but this should make the movie funnier for all the Star Wars geeks out there cause they can say, " did you see that? They did the same thing they did in the Star Wars films. Did you see that? Yea they changed that a little bit" and all that shit. Anyway, this movie looks hysterical and is coming out this month so try to swing by the theatre to see it and I gurantee you will not be disappointed.

Britney Spears is 28

Yesterday Britney Spears turned 28 years old. It is hard to imagine that this
trainwreck is only 2 years older than me but them are the brakes. She celebrated
it with agent Jason Trawick furthering rumors that she is dating him. Of course she
had her kids with her because she is Queen Britney and she usually gets whatever
the fuck she wants in life. Soon she will be 30 and then the midlife crisis will hit and
that will make her head shaving coked out bender look like a day at DisneyWorld.
I look forward to that day, cause let's face it, Britney's star has burned out.
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Mila Kunis is in some magazine that I don't care about
but she looks really hot.
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Reese Witherspoon is international.
[ Celebrity Dirty Laundry ]

Andy Garcia doesn't need anymore pizza.
[ Celebrity Puke ]

Best burger in NYC.
[ City Rag ]

Marilyn Monroe is a pothead. Like we didn't already
know that.
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Taylor Swift is in a bikini. HOT! HOT! HOT!
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Saint John of Las Vegas Trailer

This looks like a really good movie. It is starring Steve Buschemi who I haven't seen act in years which is a shame because he is one of my favorite actors. Also, Sarah Silverman co-stars in this flick so I know it will be funny. It is about a character named John who is a gambler and has terrible luck and I think this movie is totally unique as that it is not ripping off any other movies. Watch the trailer and tell me what you think in the comments section. I promise you will not be disappointed.

I Am Disappointed

About a week ago everyone got all up in arms when they found out that
superdiva Jennifer Lopez was going to have a sex tape of hers unleashed
onto the public. Turns out that the sex tape has no sex or nudity in it what-
soever. This has me a little bit disappointed but you will always have the
topless scene in U-Turn so that is a good thing. Regardless, J.Lo hasn't written
a mainstream song in like 5 years so it is just a matter of time before she feels
irrelevant enough to do Playboy or show off that 24 karat awesome ass of hers.
We'll see where her life goes, but she needs to remember that going about life
without clothes on is always a plus.
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Alec Baldwin is going to quit acting. Hooray!

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Nicole Richie is coming to a small screen

near you.

[ Fatback Media ]

Susan Boyle sucks no matter how many people

like her.

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Elena Gomez is hot as fuck. I said Elena you

pedo.

[ Guyism ]

David Beckham looks constipated.

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The many faces of Ashlee Simpson.

[ Seriously OMG! WTF? ]

Good News!

Recently an author wrote a book about the life and times of Brangelina and he
thinks that they will split within a year and a half. Nothing else in this world
would make me happier than seeing these two split. I don't really care about the
kids because half of them are adopted anyway and are used to being abandoned.
Besides that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are like 100 times more superficial than
any other person in Hollywood. We will see what happens but I TOTALLY hope
they call it quits.
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