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Katy Perry is chair-y.

[ The Blemish ]

Sarah Jessica Parker does Elle.

[ Celebrity Dirty Laundry ]

Ashley Tisdale found someone to fuck her.

[ Celebrity Puke ]

Bar etiquette 101.

[ City Rag ]

Ellen DeGeneres is finally on the cover of O magazine.

[ Daily Stab ]

Olivia Munn bikini/lingerie pictures.

[ Egotastic ]

K-Fed Might Be A Daddy Again

K-Fed or as many people call him K-Fat ( I don't call him that cause he is a
kickass gold digger) may become a father once again. His current girlfriend,
who is about 1,000 times hotter than his two previous girlfriends is reportedly
several weeks pregnant. This story is coming out of The National Enquirer so
it was probably sandwhiched between the bat boy story and the story about
Kurt Cobain rising from the dead to bring world peace. However, there is some
possibilty to the story so I am not all that shocked. K-Fed will not be around to
change diapers and hang out with his wife during her pregnancy because he will
be on VH1's Celebrity Fit Club. Of course he would rather be on tv/collect a
fat check than support his family. I would have to be honest and say I would
want to do the same thing.
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LiLo's Parents Are Exploitive, Trying to Help

Radar has gotten some exclusive audio tapes from Michael Lohan featuring a
conversation he had with Dina Lohan where she bitched about how Lindsay
ran off and started her own life and totally ditched her parents in the process.
Personally I would be proud of my daughter becoming one of the biggest stars
in the history of Hollywood, making millions of dollars and inthe eye of the tabloids
for years on end. But Dina doesn't see things that way and instead tends to focus on
the negative like Lindsay Lohan's drug addiction,alcohol addiction and fame addiction
blah blah blah.Cry me a river. She has all the attention in the world and all she wants
to do is pop a few pills and down a few martinis here and there when she has the time
for it. Nothing to make a big deal about. Of course if Lindsay did quit drugging and
going out to clubs every single night and fell from the tabloid spotlight, Michael and
Dina would be the first ones to encourage her daughter to go out and drum up some
publicity. This argument is no longer about Lindsay but about Dina and Michael
trying to do some damage control because they both realize that they are bad parents
and don't want to be viewed that way in the public eye. Good luck with that.
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Daily Links

Heidi Klum too fat to walk, still fuckable.

[ The Blemish ]

Jim Carey has this gay little beard now.

[ Celebrity Dirty Laundry ]

Britney Spears heads down under.

[ Celebrity Puke ]

Celebrity tattoos in hiding.

[ City Rag ]

Kim Kardashian got knocked tha fuck out!

[ Daily Stab ]

Kelly Brook has some amazing treats.

[ Egotastic ]

Salt Trailer

I am not a huge fan of Angelina Jolie. I am a big fan of her being naked and Wanted was awesome but I think her acting, aside from Gia, kind of sucks. She is in thos new movie that is coming out summer 2010 and it is about her being a Russian spy in the U.S. gov't. I don't see why this was a good idea because it is a lot like a Mila Jovovich film that has been watered down to almost pure nothingness. Peep the trailer and tell me what you think. I am not a huge fan but it may be like Wanted so I might peep it out in the theatre. And when I say "peep it out" I mean I will sneak in after I already see a movie I paid good money for.

Marisa Miller is The Perfect Pin-Up Girl

Marisa Miller is the ultimate beauty and it makes sense that Harley Davidson asked
her to be the pin-up girl when Harley released their ad to support our troops. I think
supporting the troops is a great thing to do but instead of sending them care packages
when they are over seas, I wait for them to come back home and then I buy them
drinks all night. There is rarely an ocassion where Marisa Miller doesn't look like she
just fell out of the perfect tree and his every sugar coated sexy branch on the way down.
Props Marisa, you made me very happy today.

Jon and Hailey Are Dunzo

Jon Gosselin for no reason under the sun that I can understand did an interview
with Entertainment Tonight with his girlfriend, or now ex-girlfriend, Hailey
Glassman. The interview started out ok and then when Hailey decided that she
wanted to talk more with him in private about their problems he threw a fits like
one of his 6-year-olds and stormed out of the room. He basically is using Hailey
as an attention piece to get more press because the dude is like addicted to it.
People blame him for the divorce and what is going on with his family now but
it never crossed Entertainment Tonight's head that maybe they should ask him
what he thought about the TLC special Kate:Her Story. Anyway, at the beginning
of the interview Jon and Hailey mutually agreed that she needs to get out of the
relationship and be a normal 22-year-old. Whatever the fuck a "normal 22-year-
old" is. If Hailey is moving out and needs a place to crash she can always swing by
my place. I have a futon. a barely full refrigorator and all the cigarettes she can
smoke. It is PARADISE! How could she say no to that?
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Daily Links

Kelly Brook is photogenic.

[ The Blemish ]

Kiefer Sutherland knows how to party.

[ Fatback Media ]

Julie Benz talks about Boondocks Saints

2 and Dexter.

[ Geno's World ]

Reebok gets sexy.

[ Guyism ]

Lady GaGa still dresses like a fucking

weirdo.

[ popbytes ]

Kirstie Alley gets real for A&E, eats food.

[ Seriously? OMG! WTF? ]

Green Zone Trailer

Matt Damon always entertains me no matter what he seems to be doing on the big screen. Rather he is playing a white collar criminal in the Oceans movies or if he is making us laugh in movies like The Informant or kicking ass in the Bourne flicks he will always have my viewership. That is why I am highly recommending seeing his new flick called Green Zone that hits theatres March 12 2010. It is directed by the same dude who make The Bourne Identity and The Bourne Supremacy. He plays a chief warrant officer, which are rare in the military, and he is basically kicking ass and taking names in Baghdad I am guessing where he is trying to bring in bad guys and uncover weapons caches. I don't know all the details but it looks really bad ass. Check it out if you can.

People Hate Kate Gosselin

Last night there was a special on TLC that I had no idea about otherwise I would
have watched it called Kate: Her Story. It basically went over all the things she
has been through in the past few months which isn't much when you look at it
through the big picture. Think about it. Her husband cheated on her after she
filed for divorce so it wasn't really cheating and she lost a show. How many people
in the world would DIE to have a show for even one season let alone 4 or 5 or how-
ever many season it had? She still has her health, her eight kids and their health.
Now she is getting what she wanted and is kicking Jon to the curb and she is going
to move on and work at what she is good at, being a nurse. Soon enough those kids
will be in college and she can put the whole thing behind her. So I am not really
believing all these crocodile tears she keeps shedding on every television show
on every channel on television. She knows that when she goes out on the the
shows and tells the same story over and over again and sheds a few tears for the
cameras then she knows the publicity will not dry up. She already said she wants
to be in movies so there is not much of a chance she will just humbly go back to her
day to day life. At this point there truely is no point in choosing team Kate or team
Jon because they are both attention whores.
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Lindsay Lohan is back on cock. I said cock
not coke.
[ The Blemish ]

Best and worst Halloween 09' costumes.
[ Celebrity Dirty Laundry ]

Gwen Stefani is trying to do that whole
"mommy" thing.
[ Celebrity Puke ]

Penelope Cruz topless tribute.
[ City Rag ]

Want Tila Tequila's breasts? Now you can
have them!
[ Daily Stab ]

An AnnaLynne McCrod nipple slip.
[ Egotastic ]

Pink Topless For the Archives

I am going to try to do this thing now where everytime a celebrity is naked, not
every nipple slip and not every upskirt but when there is obvious nudity I will
post it to the archives. I jsut like having my own personal online spank bank handy
everytime I think back to a celebrity who has done nudity either for photoshoots
or movies or television. In this case some dude named Bryan Adams thought it would
be a great idea if he shot some nude pics of Pink and I have to say that I agree with
him 100%. So here you go and enjoy!

Brangelina Bring the Kids Trick-Or-Treating

There are a lot of people in this country that take their kids out every Halloween
to go trick-or-treating. If you have kids and do not do this on a yearly basis, you
are considered a bad parent. In the hopes of appearing somewhat normal, Brangelina
took their 8 million kids out trick-or-treating this year. I am still not really sure
what Brad and Angelina re supposed to be but if I had a life as good as theirs, I
would probably just go as myself. I am sure Tom Cruise and his family had some
sort of party for Halloween but I am willing to bet that they are way too protective
of their little daughter Suri to actually go trick-or-treating. Therefore, they are
not normal but everyone across the globe already knew that. If you can decypher
what the fuck Brad and Angelina are supposed to be then leave something in the
comments area cause I don't have a clue.
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Dexter Predictions

Wow. What a GREAT episode of Dexter. I would have to say that this specific episode
made the most leeway into Dexter's life. Not his mind, his life. Towards the end of the
episode Dexter gets his own little workspace in a shed after having a break through
with his wife Rita. He got the idea from the Trinity Killer when he found that Trinity
was hiding in plain sight in his own life. Debra had a break through on who Harry, Dexter's
father, was fucking and I am predicting that she will know it is Laura Moser in next weeks
episode. After that who knows what will happen. Quinn is still boning that reporter
chick that I will never get sick of because she is ridiculously hot. Dexter will eventually
kill Trinity but it won't happen in the next episode. I am going to go ahead and predict
that Dexter will have another kill in the next episode. He needs a good kill. Can't wait
for next week. It will be great.