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Anna Nicole Smith was investigated for

murder.

[ The Blemish ]

Katie Holmes is on the cover of Elle magazine.

[ Celebrity Dirty Laundry ]

Kylie Minogue at Mr.Chows.

[ Celebrity Puke ]

Sylvester Stallone has a new tattoo.

[ City Rag ]

Nancy Grace gives Jon Gosselin the third

degree.

[ Daily Stab ]

Hayden Panettiere lesbian kiss! Hayden

Panettiere lesbian kiss!

[ Egotastic ]

Brad Pitt Still Wants To Bang Jennifer Aniston

It seems that Brad Pitt is now sick of Angelina Jolie and wants to have nothing to

do with her. There are about 800 billion details and I will not bore you with them

her but long story short, Brad Pitt had a "secret" meeting with Jennifer Aniston

in a New York hotel so he could "unload his emotional baggage". Basically this

little pussy doesn't know what commitment is and still wants 18 kids but doesn't

want the gothic goddess that is Angelina Jolie. Deciding can be a bitch. It comes

down to the classic "who would you rather" question. Now scientists have been

studying this for years and they can not come to the conclusion on who is hotter

or who would guys, or girls, would like fucking more. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina

Jolie? Usually people just say fuck it and decide they would rather bang Jessica

Alba. Which is a safe third choice. Did I see this coming? Did I see the that

Brad Pitt is not ready for fatherhood and is afraid of commitment story coming?

Yes I did. Do I think he would go through with it? Leaving Angelina Jolie? Sure.

The only question that remains is, do we care. And that answer I am very clear on.

That is a big fat NO!

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Aubrey O'Day likes showing off her body

on Twitter.

[ The Blemish ]

Michael Lohan is concerned.

[ Fatback Media ]

The Jolie-Pitt clan is still out and about.

[ Geno's World ]

Christina Aguilera ruins a beautiful see

through moment.

[ on 205th ]

Lily Allen in all her cuteness LIVE!

[ popbytes ]

Maddie Gosselin is still a flaming

fucking bitch.

[ Seriously? OMG! WTF? ]

Shutter Island Trailer

OK so this movie looks like it takes place in the 1940's maybe 1930's. It is starring Leonardo DiCaprio and it is directed my Martin Scorsese. The last time those two teamed up we got the award winning The Departed. I really dug that movie so I have a lot of hope for this one. It is about a jail/mental facility that holds only the most dangerous/disturbed criminals and it is, of course, an island. It comes out Feb.19 2010. I will probably go and see it cause it looks like it have a lot of action in it and may be a psychological thriller. I am predicting a twist ending like Fight Club where Leonardo DiCaprio isn't a U.S. Marshall but that he is, in fact, a mental patient at the facility. It should be pretty good. Peep the trailer and tell me what you think.

David Letterman Thinks He's A Player, World Thinks He's Old

Even more details are surfacing in the David Letterman extortion drama. The latest

tidbit to be released to the press is that the chick David Letterman was sleeping with,

Stephanie Birkitt, was actually in the process of moving in with her boyfriend when

she was sleeping with Letterman. I don't know if she kept seeing Letterman because

he was just so damn funny or she was under the impression that in the morning

before Letterman went to work he would leave a small stack of $100 bill son the night

stand for her. Yea, it is probably the latter.

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Ashley Greene is modeling something with

her clothes on. Me no likey.

[ The Blemish ]

Jon Gosselin is a thief.

[ Celebrity Dirty Laundry ]

Anne Hathaway is into vinyl.

[ Celebrity Puke ]

Lindsay Lohan's wasted sideboob.

[ City Rag ]

Levi Johnston "gets crackin".

[ Daily Stab ]

I can see Olivia Wilde's nipples.

[ Egotastic ]

The Crazies Trailer

This actually looks like a pretty decent movie. I do not know who it stars but then again it didn't say "starring etc.,etc." so I am assuming it is starring a relative unknown. Apparently it is about some disease and the town goes crazy with people going...crazy. Watch the trailer yourself to decide exactly what is going on. It comes out Feb.26 2010. Peep it. xoxo.

Brad Pitt Looks Like a Holy Warrior

I just wanna take this opportunity to point out what a douche bag Brad Pitt is.
His wife is a stupid bitch too but she isn't as smug as him so I have nothing bad
to say about her. That and I still like my chances of getting all up inside that shit
when she needs a shoulder to cry on when Brad Pitt dumps her ass and she
is left w/ 18 million kids to take care. Not that I like kids all that much but I will
totally play the "future daddy" role for a chance to bang Jolie. Just look at this
guy. Does he think he is starting a new trend with that beard? No. He is not.
He is an old man who can only have sex with old women. He will never insert his
penis into anything under 30 EVER AGAIN. Just wanted to point that out.
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Dexter Predictions

Hello kids. I am doing something I usually never do from the college campus.
I am blogging. I thought about waiting until I got home but then I decided
that I had to share my thoughts about last nights episode of Dexter. It was
a very good show but instead of ending the show on a cliff hanger, they pretty
much made the entire episode one big cliff hanger. I am really hoping that in
the next episode Dexter gets some sleep because watching him run around
town and being delusional and having "Harry halucinations" was a pain in
the ass if you ask me. So here are some predictions w/ some *SPOILER
ALERTS* if you did not weatch last nights episode.

I predict that either Lieutenant LaGuerta will be written off the show when the
higher ups discover that she has been sleeping with Angel Batista. This would
not surprise me because in the first book, Darkly Dreaming Dexter, LaGuerta
gets killed. They may write Batista off the show but I do not think a lot of people
would like that at all. I know I wouldn't.

I think that Deb is going to figure out who Harry's CI was, Laura Moser, in the
wpisode airing next week. Afer that she will know where Dexter came from and
will have about 15 billion questions. She will also find out, through out the season,
that the ice truch killer was Dexter's brother which will probably raise all kinds
of red flags.

I think that after Quinn tries to befriend Dexter, again, next week that Dexter
will simply ignore his request for friendship and tell Quinn that he doesn't give
a fuck that he saw Quinn steal the money from the safe. I am also starting to
think that with Quinn's rolex and nice car that he didn't have a rich uncle that
died in the first place at all. That he is in fact a crooked cop and steals from the
evidence locker or whatever and I can see his sorry ass being kicked off the show.
I kind of predicted that from the beginning.

I also see an engagement coming up for Deb w/ her boyfriend whose name I can
not think of at the moment. I am REALLY enjoying the acting job John Lithgow
is doing as the trinity killer. I didn't know he could be as equally spooky as he is
funny. I also hope that Dexter doesn't kill the trinity killer because that would
make the show too predictable. Killer? Dexter kills him. A pain in the ass? Dexter
kills him. I hope that the fate of the trinity killer goes in another direction. Maybe
he gets busted by law enforcement or gets killed by someone he is trying to kill.
Point being I am not happy with seeing John Lithgow's ass in every episode. Keep
that thing covered up.

That is all I got to say at the time being. Tune in next Sunday night for Dexter
and then come back here for my opinions/predictions.
Peace!

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Bay vs. Fox: round 2935293.
[ The Blemish ]

Lindsay Lohan leggings suck.
[ Celebrity Dirty Laundry ]

Paris Hilton's $10 tip w/ a smile.
[ Celebrity Puke ]

Pot and pizza. The perfect combo.
[ City Rag ]

David Letterman was being extorted.
[ Daily Stab ]

Gillian Jacobs topless!
[ Egotastic ]

Send in some hate mail.
[ Your Hate Mail ]

Tooth Fairy Trailer

I am not a big fan of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson or whatever the fuck he calls himself and I think he is a bit cocky and too much of a meat head but for some reason he feels entitled to be in movies so I guess Hollywood is going along with it. In this trailer, which the movie will be rleased Jan.22, he plays the tooth fairy. Apparently he is a bad role model and crushes people's spirits and dreams, which is pretty cool, and then is sentenced but some make believe court to be a tooth fairy for a few months. I have seen movie after movie exactly like this and you know that by the time the end credits role this douche bag will have some sort of apifany and see the error of his ways and that is when all the moms who brings their kids to see it because they all crave Dwayne Johnson's dick will say "awwww". And then you leave the theatre $8 poorer and two hours closer to your death. If you are 5 and want to score brownie points with your mom, go see this movie. If you are an adult without children, please find Dwayne Johnson and kick him in the balls.

Jon Gosselin is Done With TLC

I promise this will be the last Gosselin post I will do in a while unless something big

happens. Jon Gosselin is now claiming that he planned on quitting the show long

before he was fired and he plans to do everything in his power to get the show

cancelled. Kate's lawyer says that he does not have that power but since he has

joint custody he can revoke any contract he likes with TLC and refuse the taping

of his children in the future. I am sure the desperate money hungry cunt Kate

Gosselin will do everything in her power to get full custody of her kids so the money

cow doesn't dry up. Things are about to get a lot more ugly in the Jon and Kate

Plus 8 or the Kate Plus 8 saga. I will keep you posted.

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UPDATE: Video of Jon Gosselin on Larry King. The show looks like it is over!

Sophie Monk is Topless

It seems that the Gods of sexiness has decided to shoot a lightning bolt to the
ever sexy Sophie Monk because we have been seeing a lot of her lately. Not just
a lot of her but a lot more of her if you know what I mean. Here she is (pictured
above) topless is The Hills Run Red. There are about 15 million pics to post with
it but they all seem to be variations of the same picture. Also (pictured below)
is a recent nipple slip from Sophie Monk. She seems to be getting sexier by the
day so I am more than willing to share her sexiness with you. Enjoy!

Daily Links

Britney Spears is in daisy dukes and she

looks good in them.

[ The Blemish ]

Kim Kardashian is off the market,again.

[ Fatback Media ]

David Beckham talks about what is in

his closet and coming out of his.

[ Geno's World ]

I want: a 2010 Brabus Mercedes-Benz

Viano lounge.

[ on 205th ]

The Hills just isn't the same w/o Lauren.

[ popbytes ]

Conan O'Brien banned from Newark,NJ.

[ Seriously? OMG! WTF? ]

Kate Plus 8 Cancelled For Now

Jon Gosselin has recently gotten fired from Jon and Kate Plus 8 and they even
changed the name of the show to Kate Plus 8 but he is not taking that lying down.
He ordered a cease and desist order for the show. He has joint custody of the kids
so he can pull the strings as far as the filming of his children is concerned. This
really pissed TLC off because it is the ultimate payback for Jon. Gonna fire me?
I'll take away your show! TLC had this to say about his actions, " We are aware of
Jon Gosselin's recent statements, and remain deeply disappointed at his continued
erratic behavior. He and his family were shooting as recent as last Friday, without
incident, and his latest comments are grossly inadequate, without merit and are
clearly opportunistic. Despite Jon Gosselin's repeated self destructive and un-
professional actions, he remains under an exclusive contract with TLC. Direct
filming of the children has been currently suspended, pending further conver-
sations between both parents." Jon got what he wanted and pissed off TLC. The
thing is, this may have been a terrible move. They only rake in just over 1 million
views every week and a huge action like this might get the show cancelled all to-
gether. It seems that TLC is still holding out the olive branch and don't want to
have anything to do with Jon but that is just too bad because he is the father of
the children and he will stay active in their lives and TLC would have to go way
out of their way to cut him from the show completely. Team Jon people. You all
know I am a fan. Sound off in the comments and tell me what team you are on.
Team Jon or team Kate?
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