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Stephanie Pratt is in a bikini.

[ The Blemish ]

Celebs hit up DJ AM's memorial service.

[ Celebrity Dirty Laundry ]

Kim Kardashian is on team Brody.

[ Celebrity Puke ]

Drunken yoga is cool

[ City Rag ]

Michael Jackson was buried yesterday.

[ Daily Stab ]

Penelope Cruz is naked.

[ Egotastic ]

Defendor Trailer

This is a new movie starring Woody Harrelson. I did not misspell the name that is how it is actually written. Apparently Woody plays a home made super hero that fights the war on drugs on the streets of...somewhere. Kind of funny seeing that Woody Harrelson is probably the biggest pothead in Hollywood but I am sure the movie has it's funny scenes. I will not go out and see it but if you wanna pay $8 for a movie that will make you laugh 2 or 3 times and be comatose for the remainder of the flick, then go and see it. I am sure it is a good movie to be on the screen when people are coming out of anethstegia because it won't really hold your attention. It drops Sept.12 2009

Please Let It Be So

There are rumors floating around on both reputable an irreputable websites
and blogs that Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman will be doing a sex scene in
their next upcoming movie Black Swan. If this rumor is true then I will go
ahead and book a penis replacement surgery at my local hospital for the day
after the movie is released because my penis will literally explode when I wit-
ness this. I think Mila Kunis, in my humble opinion, has the most in demand
ass in Hollywood. I saw Natalie Portman's ass and it was a terrific experience.
I actually went back and looked at those pictures on several different occassions.
But to see Mila Kunis' ass would be like seeing bigfoot banging the lockness
monster on the moon. It would be such a unique and awesome experience I
would probably die of shock. So bare it all Mila. Bare it all. My penis is counting
on you.
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Spencer Pratt is king douche bag.

[ The Blemish ]

Kathy Griffin is ugly.

[ Fatback Media ]

Rihanna has some sexy new photos out.

[ Geno's World ]

Lindsay Lohan still looks good in a

bikini.

[ on 205th ]

Courtney Love needs her caffiene.

[ popbytes ]

Daniel Craig is rocking a new stache.

[ Seriously? OMG! WTF? ]

Extract Trailer

Finally Mike Judge made another movie and it looks kick ASS! It is called Extract and it is starring Ben Affleck, Jason Bateman and more importantly Mila Kunis. I could fantisize about Mila Kunis all day but I will try to stick to the movie trailer. It is in theatres tomorrow and it will be all kinds of funny. I have seen several trailers and clips from this movie and all of them look funny. All I know about the movie is that Jason Bateman's character makes vanilla extract or some shit and something goes wrong. So check out the trailer and more importantly check out the movie in theatres tomorrow. Peace.

Katherine Heigl Might be Leaving TV

katherine Heigl has a lot on her plate right now. She is starring in Grey's Anatomy
and it seems like just about every director in Hollywood wants to have her in their
next film. Some people would simply multitask and do both things but Katherine
is one of those conceded people that think small time tv is a waste of time and she
would rather be working on films for the time being. Of course once her little on
demand shooting ends in the movie scene all she will have left is her shitty ABC
show that made her famous in the first place. I think I have said this before but I
will say it again that she looks like Charlize Theron's character in the movie Monster.
She seriously does. Only skinnier. Anyway Katherine is taking a 5 episode hiatus
from Grey's Anatomy and will be shooting the movie Life As We Know It in the
meantime.
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Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears do the

bikini thing.

[ The Blemish ]

Halle Berry is pregnant.

[ Fatback Media ]

Glee stars talk about meeting their fans.

[ Geno's World ]

Megan Houserman is still doing the bikini

thing.

[ on 205th ]

Whitney Houston has a new cd out.

[ popbytes ]

Miley Cyrus has a huge closet.

[ Seriously? OMG! WTF? ]

Jon Gosselin...Still Partying

Jon Gosselin spent a lot of time this past weekend at Las Vegas because he was
hosting, or co-hosting a part at Wet Republic. The pool lounge at MGM Grand.
He was expected to come home Tuesday morning, this morning but instead stayed
out at the nightclubs until the wee morning hours. He was spotted chain-smoking,
which is new to me but is cool that Jon Gosselin is a fellow smoker now, and
texting God knows who until sunrise. He was also spotted drinking Skyy vodka
at Mirage's Stack and then headed to another club called XS where he was spotted
drinking Grey Goose. I am just glad that this guy can still cut loose and have a
good time. Most dads, especially dads with eight kids could never even dream to
do something like that. He is a player's player and I admire him for it. TEAM JON!
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