Friday, August 07, 2009

Daily Links


Kate Moss is topless.
Pamela Anderson is a nymphomaniac.
Jessica Simpson is hammered.
Now THIS is food.
Heidi Montag is dirty.
Britney Spears is in a bikini and I do not
want to scratch my eyes out. That is an
improvement.

Dorian Gray Trailer

OK so there is this new movie I just saw the trailer for called Dorian Gray. It is basically a vampire movie or at least the main character never gets old and that is some science fiction garbage that I could care less about. They should be paying me just to put this shitty trailer on my site. It is going to come out 9/9/09. I guess they think that release date is clever. I think it is stupid. So if you are a chick and wanna look at some beefcake make out with hot chicks then go ahead and check this film out. If you are a guy, I will go ahead and say that there is a possibility of some female nudity in this flick so you might wanna check it out. I won't.

Jon Gosselin Broke Up with Kate Major


































Jon Gosselin and Kate Majors are no longer a couple. Instead Jon is going to
keep tapping that fine 22 year old piece of ass Hailey Glassman. I can not
blame him. I mean why the hell would you want to hook up with a tabloid
writer, even though she is hot, when you already have a chick that belongs in
a Girls Gone Wild video? He has also been spending a lot of time with Michael
Lohan and apparently from the picture above has taken up smoking. What a
smart man. If Jon stops acting like a douche and stops affiliating himself with
tabloid whores and stops riding his motorcycle then maybe I can start respect-
ing him again, but until then he goes in my douche section. I will still be watch-
ing Jon and Kate Plus 8 religiously like I have been for over two years.
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Thursday, August 06, 2009

Daily Links

KatiePrice
Katie Price is topless again.
Kevin Fatterline is about to get paid.
Victoria Beckham is going to be a guest judge
on American Idol.
Lindsay Lohan is pretty.
Is Brangelina heading to splitsville?
Fox might just replace Paula Abdul.

The Lovely Bones Trailer

This movie looks ok. When the trailer first started I thought it would be based on a true story of a murder of a 14 yaer old girl but then it said it was based on a novel so basically all the interest I had in it was lost. It looks to be much more sad than it is exciting so I will not go out of my way in the theatre to see it. Check it out though. This is dvd rentable.

Sharon Stone is Topless

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Not much to post about here. Sharon Stone at 51 got topless for the cover of
Paris Match. I have never even heard of Paris Match before but when you get
a Hollywood superstar to pose topless for your mag, it kind of puts you on the
map. She is a little too old to even jack off to and she is crazy as a fucking bat
but her boobs still look good and should be flaunted in the blog world.

Wednesday, August 05, 2009

Daily Links

Paula Abdul quit American Idol over
Twitter.
[ The Blemish ]

Shakira is almost see through.
[ Celebrity Dirty Laundry ]

Kim Kardashian is still alive, still hot.
[ Celebrity Puke ]

Hot girls hugging.
[ City Rag ]

Penelope Cruz is pregnant.
[ Daily Stab ]

Adrianne Curry bikini pics.
[ Egotastic ]

The Blind Side Trailer

I am not a big fan of Sandra Bullock and I would like to see more of her,naked, but that won't happen anytime soon. In this movie she plays some well to do snob who has a big heart and takes in a homeless black teen. This is similar to The Lakehouse where it is Sandra Bullock in a flick that tugs at your heart strings and I fully plan on going to the theatre to see this. It really looks great and apparently the life of the person she takes in is changed forever. See how much I can get from watching a simple trailer? The world is lucky to have me. It really is.

More Vanessa Anne Hudgens Nude Pictures!!!





























OK this is like the best news I have gotten in a long time. I was just Twittering the
other day that there needs to be a celebrity sex tape leaked or some celebrity nude
pics leaked to make some good news sometime soon. And today we got it. I am not
sure who the source is but someone leaked even more nude pics of Vanessa Anne
Hudgens. This looks to be from the same batch that the first one came from but that
is ok because any nude pics are good nude pics. You don't see any badge in these pics
but you see her topless nonetheless. I will enjoy these thoroughly starting...NOW!

Monday, August 03, 2009

Daily Links


Jennifer Love Hewitt is trying to be hot.
Brad Pitt is thinking about quitting acting. Let's
all support his decision. PLEASE!
Mark Wahlberg got married.
Jennifer Aniston is a titty bit nipply.
Obama/Joker poster looks cool.
Jessica Alba bikini pictures start off the day.

Mischa Barton is "Really Happy"


































Mischa Barton took a trip to the funny house about a week ago because of, well,
no one is really sure about that. Some peopl are speculating cocaine and others are
saying that she was having a little too much fun with alcohol. She tells OK magazine
exclusively, "I'm feeling great! I'm really happy." That is good because when there is
a hot chick in pain, it makes my penis cry a little bit. But she is in good spirits and
what better way to celebrate life then a trip to the beach in a super small bikini?
Seriously. What is better? Anyone?
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