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Mischa Barton looks...different.

[ The Blemish ]

Don't you tell me The Rock isn't on

steroids.

[ Celebrity Puke ]

Visual head trips.

[ City Rag ]

Kate Hudson still loves sex.

[ Geno's World ]

Lindsay Lohan is getting sued. Haha!

[ Fatback Media ]

Bianca Gascoigne's tits are oh my God.

[ on 205th ]

Today's word is "hear"

[ My First Dictionary ]

Big Fan Trailer

There is a new trailer out for a new movie called Big Fan. I am not really sure what it is about other than a comedy guy tries to be a drama guy and in the movie he gets his ass whooped by his football idol or someshit and it looks pretty compelling. If it wasn't for all the sundance and critic quotes all through out the trailer you wouldn't even know it was coming to theatres. I doubt I will see this one but I might come across it when it is released on dvd.

Kristen Stewart Preggers?

There are rumors flying around on an Australian tabloid that Kristen Stewart is

pregnant with Robert Pattinson's kid. I do not believe this story but I am sure that

the two of them fucked at some point. I will use this post to point out how much I

dislike the both of them and even though I would love to put my dick in Kristen

Stewart's ass I think she is a loser and a pothead and is probably a head case as well.

So believe thre rumors if you want to but I am sre this chick doesn't know the first

thing about pregnancy and since she is such a giant loser she will probably have an

abortion. Did I mention that I don't like Kristen Stewart?

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Lady GaGa is topless.

[ The Blemish ]

Jason Stathom spends the day in Malibu.

[ Celebrity Puke ]

Nuns kick ass.

[ City Rag ]

Ashley Tisdale bikini pictures.

[ Egotastic ]

Peter King bashes Michael Jackson.

[ Geno's World ]

I want: a man wall.

[ on 205th ]

Hayden Panettiere may lez out on the

next season of Heroes.

[ Daily Stab ]

Whitney didn't know her own strength.

[ popbytes ]

Joyce DeWitt busted for DUI.

[ Seriously? OMG! WTF? ]

Jon and Kate Gosselin spent the holiday

together.

[ Fatback Media ]

Today's word is "impractical"

[ My First Dictionary ]

Jennifer's Body Red Band Trailer

OK folks. This is definately a movie you HAVE to see. It is about demons or vampires or some shit but that doesn't matter. What really matters is the fact that it stars Megan Fox and that cute chick from Big Love. There seems to be a bit of humor intertwined with the freakyness that makes it all the more entertaining. And most importantly, did I mention Megan Fox? I find it hysterical that celebrities like Neve Campbell and Mena Suvari and Jessica Biel egt their movies sent straight to dvd and newbie celebrities like Megan Fox can totally sell their hot ass on the big screen and probably become a blockbuster at the same time. So check it out if you like boobs and stuff. Oh yea she might be getting naked in it too. It is rated R so I wouldn't be surprised. Check it.

Mariah Carey is Going to Perform at the Michael Jackson Memorial

Michael Jackson is going to have an all day televised memorial service tomorrow on
MSNBC but I am sure multiple other channels will have it as well. It is now be rumored
and reported on TMZ that Mariah Carey will be performing at the memorial service.
What Mariah Carey has anything to do with Michael Jackson I am not sure but it is
being said she will perform The Jackson 5's "I'll be There". Since this is pretty much a
public funeral I am sur everyone will be dressed in black which means that Mariah will
not wear anything scantily clad. Therefore I will watch the memorial but will NOT be
looking forward to her performance. If she starts to tear up during the performance she
can just picture her husband Nick Canon naked and laugh at the size of his penis.
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Hayden Panettiere is single.

[ The Blemish ]

It is fashion week?

[ Celebrity Dirty Laundry ]

90210 latest storyline cliche.

[ Seriously? OMG! WTF? ]

Best ass in Hollywood.

[ City Rag ]

Lindsay Lohan's birthday is today.

[ Celebrity Puke ]

Kevin Jonas is engaged.

[ Fatback Media ]

The Beckhams throw their hat in

the attention whore ring.

[ Daily Stab ]

Matt Lauer tours Neverland Ranch.

[ Geno's World ]

Hristina Ruseva is hot hot HOT!

[ on 205th ]

Michael Jackson vs. Britney Spears.

[ popbytes ]

Today's word is "out"

[ My First Dictionary ]

Couples Retreat Looks...OK

There is a new movie that is coming out called "Couples Retreat" starring Vince Vaughn and a bunch of other wanna be funny old people. Kristen Davis is in it so that makes it good right there. I doubt I will see her naked though so I will not go out of my way to see it. On a scale of 1-10 1 being the shittiest film in theatres and 10 being an out of the park blockbuster. I will give this movie a 6. It would be a 5 but Kristen Davis is in it and she is super hot and I would enjoy watching a movie with her in a bikini in most of it. So check it out if you would like, I will wait for it to be released on dvd.

Jon & Kate Gosselin Aren't so Popular Anymore

Jon & Kate Gosselin have been making their rounds in the rumor mill these days but

since announcing they are getting seperated on the TLC show Jon and Kate Plus 8

the two seemed to have kept quiet. To top it off, the show has been put on hold until

like next month and instead of showing new episodes, they are showing clips from

pervious episodes which is boring as fuck. Because of that, the ratings have dropped

77%. I understand why because they air the same shit OVER AND OVER until you

memorized everything they do in each episode and can complete their sentences for

them. Jon and Kate also released a statement to the press saying that they weren't

going to talk to the press anymore. I will for sure tune in in August when the show

is showing new episodes but I don't think the marriage will ever be the same. I will

love both Jon and Kate and their 8 kids no matter what happens in the marriage. So

keep it tuned to TLC to see when the new episodes air.

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Hayden Panettiere gets naked. Sort of.

[ The Blemish ]

Eva Longoria is having a bad hair day.

[ Celebrity Puke ]

Legalize shrooms.

[ City Rag ]

LiLo is still gettin' paid.

[ Fatback Media ]

Behind the scenes of Lady GaGa's latest

photo shoot.

[ Geno's World ]

Russian singers are awesome.

[ on 205th ]

Britney Spears has a new music video

out.

[ Daily Stab ]

Who has the best and worst beach bodies.

[ popbytes ]

How to dance like a douche bag.

[ Seriously? OMG! WTF? ]

Chicks in bikinis.

[ Egotastic ]

Today's word is "nervous"

[ My First Dictionary ]

The Informant Trailer

The Informant looks like a kick ass movie. I am not only happy that matt Damon has found some work but he is working with the director of Ocean's 11,12 & 13. Basically this movie is about guy who works for a major corporation and he becomes an informant for another company or some shit. This looks like a comedy and I am thinking Matt Damon will be playing guy who is under average intelligence and is the butt of most of the jokes. It is rated R so don't bring the little ones. Still not a release date on this one yet. But I will for sure be in the theatre when it comes out.

Hilary Duff is the new Gossip Girl

I don't really watch Gossip Girl but a lot of people who blog do. I know there are
hot chicks on the show and I post about them every once in a while. Now there is
another hot chick to write about who has just been cast onto the show. Hilary Duff.
I am sure Hilary is the hottest one out of all of them. I would prefer Hilary to keep
herself on the big screen because she will fail there and when hot chicks fail in big
screen movies, they take it all off. I still have a lot of hope for Hilary getting naked,
as she is young, but I don't see her doing anything too racy for Gossip Girl. So if you
are into Gossip Girl and 90210 and The Hills and all that girly shit then tune in and
be entertained.
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