Tuesday, April 07, 2009

Daily Links


Nice coin slot Kate Beckinsale.
Zac Efron doesn't have Facebook,
Twitter or MySpace. What a loser.
Chris Brown was arraigned.
I like tattoos and I like Monika RX.
Wax figures are scary.
SamRo's MySpace account says single.
Does this mean that SamRo and LiLo
are officially dunzo?
Adriana Lima just won't stop being sexy.
Gary Shandling should stay away from
Iron Man 2.
Pretty girls like Matthew McConaughey.

Lauren Conrad Is Done With The Hills
































The season premiere of The Hills was last night, but Lauren Conrad is literally
done with The Hills. She is completely done with filming. And she has already
confirmed that this will be the last season. A lot of people will miss her but I
just like reading about her in the tabloids and let's face it, she is not going any-
where. To give you an idea of how scripted The Hills is, they had her do fake
reactions to things that may happen later in the season. Such as if Audrina
Patridge was pregnant and if so and so hooked up blah,blah. Don't people see
how shallow this show is? I guess not since everyone watches it. However I
can tell you I won't be watching the show. So have fun Hills freaks!
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Monday, April 06, 2009

Daily Links


Hugh Hefner needs some speed with
his viagra.
Halle Berry wants her baby to shut up.
SamRo gives LiLo the boot.
Paulina Porizkova is topless.
Lauren Conrad bikini pictures.
Kanye West thinks he's trendy.
Katie Holmes thinks she is a nerd.
No one disagrees with her.
Jamie Foxx still thinks he's
popular.
Sarah Michelle Gellar may star in
Buffy film.
Lady GaGa says she is punk. But we
all know she really isn't.

Chris Brown Wants To Plea Out


































Chris Brown is one sorry motherfucker. Now that he is having his day in court
today, he is going to plead not guilty, which no one will believe and is trying to
get a plea deal with prosecutors. Basically he is doing everything in his power
not to go to jail, cause he will get his shit raped on a daily basis if he goes to the
slammer. According to one source close to the case says," a deal is close." Most
people want to see his ass in the clink for a number of months, but he is rich
and famous, so that shit won't happen. During all of this, Brown has to think
about his public image as well. Apparently he will plead guilty or no contest to
a misdemeanor and do little jail time if he can avoid a trial. As much as I would
love to see his name dragged through the mud and have a long drawn out trial
which would question RiRi's sanity for staying with him, I doubt I am going to
get that. I don't know who he thinks he is fooling though. The dudes career is
done and as long as Rihanna stays with him, so is hers. Fuck the Hollywood elite.
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Friday, April 03, 2009

Daily Links


Paris Hilton is a roboho. Someone call
Victoria Beckham.
Bobby Trendy is gayer than Gay
Gayerson.
Lady GaGa has got ass.
1994 is making a comeback.
Seth Rogen movies are getting
less and less funny.
Madonna's adoption got rejected.
Demi Moore saves a life via twitter.
Tori Amos has a new music video.
Ryan Gaycrest interviews Miley
Cyrus.

Bruno Looks Like A Fucking Riot!




























From Sascha Baron Cohen, the new movie Bruno will be coming to theatres soon.
I watched the trailer and wanted to post it here but my comp hates TrailerAddict.com.
So I will include a link to the red band trailer at the end of this post. That is right I
said red band. Which means it is rated NC-17, but that is all the more reason to laugh.
This movie looks like Borat on steroids. You can't miss it. I don't even know if NC-17
movies are allowed in theatres, but I for sure will check it out either in theatres or
on dvd. Whichever comes first. So check it out below.
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Thursday, April 02, 2009

Daily Links


Chris Brown attended an anti-domestic
abuse show. Afterwards he got his
adrenaline out on a punching bag.
Benji Madden has a cool car.
They are showing pornos at college
now. I can't wait to start classes next
semester.
Brooklyn has tall buildings.
A Lindsay Lohan nipple slip.
Project Runway is going to air on
Lifetime.
Inglourious Basterds looks gay.
Sex and The City 2 has a release date.
Cute college girl of the day.

Lady GaGa Tore Up AI Last Night


































I was watching American Idol last night and I was highly anticipating the
performance by Lady GaGa. She is one of these chicks like Amy Winehouse
who is super famous and always on the entertainment blogs, but I have never
heard any of their music. After watching last nights performance of Poker Face
she made a fan out of me. It was killer and she looked amazing. So if you see
and influx of posts on this site reguarding Lady GaGa, it is because she is a
truely talented musician, and because I want to touch her boobs. Mostly because
I want to touch her boobs. But she will be getting a lot more attention from me.

Wednesday, April 01, 2009

Daily Links

Heidi Montag has a new song out. This isn't an
April Fools joke.
[ The Blemish ]

Christina Aguilera has juicy lips.
[ Celebrity Puke ]

I thought it wasn't possible but Megan Fox has
made herself hotter.
[ Geno's World ]

Celebrities that resemble their dogs.
[ City Rag ]

Winona Ryder topless is a blast from the past.
[ Egotastic ]

Tori Spelling is getting smaller. Which means she
is getting hotter.
[ popbytes ]

Will Ben die on tonight's Lost?
[ Seriously? OMG! WTF? ]

Britney Spears for Candies.
[ Daily Stab ]

Joaquin Phoenix couldn't look more homeless
if his name were Bum Homelesson.
[ Celebrity Mound ]

Who would play who in American Idol the
movie?
[ Buddy TV ]

Miley Cyrus Is Growing Up Fast




























I was over at Glamour.com and noticed this huge story on Miley Cyrus. In the
interview she talks about her music career and growing up blah,blah. I didn't
really give s shit but I know a lot of you jail bait men out there would probably
like to hear it. So read it if you want, if not, I don't care. In a couple of years she
will be 18, and a porn will leak, and she will lose her innocent side and more than
likely she will do something even more shocking than Britney Spears did when
she lost her innocence. You remember that time when she shaved her head,
attacked a paparazzo and told them to "go fuck themselves." I am sure Miley
will probably do something even more crazy than that. Cause when she loses her
little kid fan base, she will do just about anything to get attention again. I wish
I had a countdown clock pertained to the moment that Miley Cyrus implodes
but I can not predict the future. So suck up the spotlight while you can Miley.
This won't last forever.
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