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Rosaria Dawson's hotness isn't very

complex.

[ Egotastic ]

Chris brown goes to court. That would

make a good name for a children's book.

Amy Winehouse is trading crack for

sugar.

[ popbytes ]

Buy Michael Vick's mansion.

[ Geno's World ]

Hot legs.

[ City Rag ]

Cute college girl of the day.

Seinfeld is coming back!

Last nights The Office was hysterical.

What the hell?!

[ Why Sunday ]

Chris Brown may have been charged with two felonies but that doesn't mean he is
going to stay away from the clubs and bars. He was spotted last night at the SLS
Hotel in Beverly Hills and didn't leave until 3:45. Don't they have last call in Cali-
fornia? He spent the night sitting at the bar surrounded by bodyguards. You damn
right he was surrounded by bodyguards. His little ass doesn't stand a chance being
out and about on his own. Someone would abduct him and turn him into an anal
sex slave. I am sure this whole thing will blow over and Chris will get some nice
clink time and Rihanna will cry because she is a dumb bitch.
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Thursday, March 05, 2009

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Lindsay Lohan is pissed at Katie Holmes

for stealing the cover shot of Glamour

magazine.

Michael Jackson is going to tour London

molesting all the little boys along the

way.

Milla Jovovich looks great in Interview

magazine.

[ Egotastic ]

Blondie vs. Sam Sparro mashup.

[ popbytes ]

Before they were famous: Josh

Holloway.

Alyssa Milano likes to be naked.

[ City Rag ]

Cute college girl of the day.

Tattoo Barbie! Kick ass!

[ Daily Stab ]

Who made it through on American

Idol?

Chris Brown Charged With 2 Felonies

Chris Brown is a suave motherfucker. Suave enough to handle things with his fists.
The L.A. police don't think he is very suave at all and actually think he's a little
bitch. I can honestly say they are not alone in this opinion. Since they think so
little of him, they are charging him with 2 felonies. The two charges are felony
assault and making criminal threats. This is in reference to him yelling " I am
gonna kill you," to Rihanna as he beat the crap out of her. A spokesperson for
the D.A. said Chris could face up to 4 years and 8 months in the clink. I just wish
Rihanna was pressing charges to make this shit stick. We will see. Go D.A.!
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Wednesday, March 04, 2009

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Paris Hilton is cruising around in her

pepto bismobile.

AnnaLynne McCord. Because she is

cute.

[ Celebrity Puke ]

Lindsay lohan is selling her apartment

in NYC.

Stacy Keibler is in a bikini.

[ Egotastic ]

Rihanna's blood is all over Chris

Brwon's car.

[ Geno's World ]

Cute college girl of the day.

Britney Spears suck ass tour kicks

off in New Orleans.

[ popbytes ]

Be sure to tune in to American Idol

tonight.

Before they were famous: Rob Lowe.

Miley Cyrus Penned An Autobiography

Miles To Go. That is the name of her book. I wonder what douche bag had the
great idea to have a play on words book for one of the most famous people in
the world. Maybe in the book she will explain why she is an attention whore,
dresses like a slut and dates pedophiles. I want all these to happen but more
than likely she will just write about how she had more song writing credentials
than professional writers in her songs and how she likes ice cream. In the book
she also bitches about getting bullyed in the 6th grade. What bullys? What grade?
Bitch was home schooled since birth and if someone fucked with her she would
just whip out $500 and buy off her attackers. In the book she does talk about
dating Nick Jonas but doesn't go into the skankily detail of what all else occurs
in her life. Boring.
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Tuesday, March 03, 2009

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With an ass like that who needs pants?

Rihanna bikini pictures can't be beat.

Get it?

[ Egotastic ]

Heeere's Jimmy!

Ed Westwick is chillin'.

[ Celebrity Puke ]

Daryl Hannah is an environmentalist.

[ popbytes ]

Before they were famous: Jack Black.

Cute college girl of the day.

Jakko is going on tour.

[ Daily Stab ]

Mysterious celebrity tattoos.

[ City Rag ]

Awww. Britney Spears Is Nervous

Britney Spears is kicking off her Circus tour today. She will be traveling with
her kids and and K-Fed. Yes K-Fed will be getting rich off of this little arrange-
ment as I reported yesterday. However, Britney is apparently a little bit nervous
about performing. She shouldn't be. She has done it a million times before and
since she has been working out she is looking better now than she ever has
previously in her life. Of course her manager Larry Rudolph is full of prop-
oganda and is saying this is going to be Britney Spears best tour ever. Saying
it will be full of "spectacular-ness." Guess what dipshit? That isn't a word.
Worst case scenario, if Britney becomes too nervous she will probably pee a
little and if anything scares her she will probably shit her pants right there
on the stage. Now that is worth $500.
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Monday, March 02, 2009

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Chris Brown wave-runs Miami as

RiRi's bruises heal.

Britney Spears isn't popular anymore.

Miley Cyrus is an excersize slut.

[ Egotastic ]

Some chick is in Fader magazine.

[ popbytes ]

Whitney Port took a cab.

[ Celebrity Puke ]

Only losers roast Larry the cable

guy.

Pamela Anderson is a skank. But

we already knew that.

[ Celebrity Dirty Laundry ]

Erin Hamilton talks about overcoming

drug addiction. Somebody call the

WAAmbulance.

[ Geno's World ]

Where will YOU be when Jimmy

Fallon premieres on Late Night.