Friday, February 06, 2009

Daily Links


Christian Bale is sorry.
Hayden Panettiere is a freak-
a-leek.
Alice Grezcyn's nipples.
9021OLD!
Victoria Beckham looks creepy.
Backstreet Boy almost dies from
drug addiction.
Jennifer Aniston and Drew
Barrymore have a female
version of a bromance. A
homance?
Everybody loves crackberries.
Before they were famous:
Kirstie Alley.

Kellogg's Cereal Drops Michael Phelps


































When I was in junior high I used to wear a Burnt Crispies t-shirts that was
basically making fun of Rice Crispies and promoted marijuana. well Kellogg's
will not get fucked around with. Recently Michael Phelps was pictured on the
box of Kellogg's Frosted Flakes and now they have since taken his picture down.
Because he took ONE HIT from a bong. Damn. According to a Kellogg's spokes-
woman, she says, " We originally built the relationship with Michael, as well
as the other Olympic athletes, to support our association with the U.S. Olympic
team. Michael's most recent behavior is not consistent with the image of
Kellogg. His contract expires at the end of February and we have made a
decision not to extend his contract." What a bunch of cunts. If I were
Michael I would go to Amsterdam and smoke the best weed they had out of
the biggest bong that they had and tell the American veiwing public," Hey!
Look at me! I am 23 years old and will do whatever the fuck I want. " But
more than likely he will probably just lose more endorsement deals. Same
difference. He was on SNL and a number of other shows and commercials
and people still think he is a dork so it doesn't really matter what he does.
All I have to say is, rather you are an advertiser or not, your ass can't
swim as good as Phelps and have 0, 0 gold medals so fuck off.
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Thursday, February 05, 2009

Daily Links


Paris Hilton. Because I love her.
Beyonce is gonna get her ass
whipped. Girl fight!
Cameron Richardson just earned
a spot in my spank bank.
Miley Cyrus is sorry.
Gisele Bundchen has a sexy photo
shoot.
Candy Land. The Movie?
MK is off to see Solange.
Milla Jovovich has a cute daughter.
Holly Madison quit her job at Playboy.
She should just stick to being naked.

Jessica Alba Isn't Really That Thin


































Jessica Alba just recently had a baby and usually when a celebrity has a
kid their body goes back to exactly what it was before. Thin. But that is
usually because they can afford the best personal trainers in Hollywood
and eat whatever the fuck their dietician tells them to. Not Alba. She
tells Elle magazine that her secret to looking so good on the red carpet
after her baby was a girdle. What a lazy bitch. She goes on to tell the
magazine just how lazy she was. She says, " [The workouts] were
horrible. I cried. And I haven't worked out since." She is also not too
jazzed about being away from her new born baby. No word on what
movie she is actually working on, but the producers and the huge
paycheck take a back seat to being amother. You see, this is why I am
not a father. If I was a father but also a movie star, I would be talking
the shit out of the movie I was working on and just how rich I was getting
because of it. "Oh and the kid? He is at home right now. Probably pooping."
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Wednesday, February 04, 2009

Daily Links


Katie Price dresses cleavage.
I mean nice.
Demi Moore is ugly before AND
after.
Hilary Duff asserts her sexiness.
Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner
are the all American family.
Kristen Stewart: Bikini pot head.
Paris Hilton is still a dunce.
Kate Moss has still got it.
This kid is stoned and pretty funny.
Before they were famous: Jason
Alexander.
The faces of this season's American
Idol.

Britney Spears Is Being Sued


































Remember Sam Lutfi? The guy who was Britney Spears' partner in crime
when she was suffering badly from her mental illness? Also was the guy who
said he had sexy nude photos of Spears that he was going to sell to the tabloids?
Or maybe that was Adnan Ghalib. I don't remember. Anyway, what is important
is that Sam Lutfi is iina shit load of debt and needs to get some quick cash. What
better way to do that but sue Britney Spears. The charges range from libel,
defemation and even battery. Battery? Is he claiming that Britney Spears
attacked him? Considering the mental state she was in it is probably possible
but even if she did attack him she probably doesn't remember it cause she was
a head case back then. Sam has both credit card debt and a home loan debt which
tallys up altogether as $26,474.56. Damn! That is a lot of scratch. I am sure he is
suing Britney for 6 figures but it is doubtful he will get it. Because if there is one
thing Britney can afford, besides paying off a false lawsuit, is a kick ass legal
team which will represent her in court while she is off touring. Go Brit! And I
hope the naked pictures of her surface very soon.
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Tuesday, February 03, 2009

Daily Links


Nick Hogan has his liscense back.
[ The Blemish ]

Scarlett Johansson has ugly hair.
[ Egotastic ]

Joe Francis is back in the clink.
[ Fatback Media ]

Kurt Russel is vintage.
[ Celebrity Puke ]

Tori Spelling is coming back to
90210.
[ popbytes ]

Simon Cowell has always had chest
hair.
[ Seriously? OMG! WTF? ]

Christian Bale is a cry baby.
[ Celebrity Dirty Laundry ]

Robert Downey Jr. thinks Iron
Man 2 will kick ass. I think it
will suck.
[ Geno's World ]

NY has great food.
[ City Rag ]

Kendra Wilkinson Lands Her Own Reality TV Show





























People think that after you have dated Hugh Hefner, life can't get any better.
But in reality, when you break up with Hugh Hefner you go back to your home
town to become a waitress. That is no longer a fact of life anymore. Kendra
Wilkinson proves there is life after Hef. In the new reality show she will do all
the regular reality show things. Like shopping, paying bills and even planning
a wedding to Eagles player Hank Baskett. I always appreciate it when the girl
from Playboy isn't getting anymore attention they go to Hustler or Penthouse
but Kendra is a good girl so she will not be getting into hardcore porn. Too bad.
The name of the show? Kendra. That is appropriate. I honestly doubt I will
watch the show because it is on E! and they don't have the best reality shows.
I will give it a shot though. Time to impress me Kendra.
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Monday, February 02, 2009

Daily Links


Karissa and Karina Shannon do
body paint.
Emma Watson looks crazy in this
photo shoot.
K-Fed is sill getting rich off of
Britney.
Gwen Stefani's kid is already abusive.
Note to self: never date Britney Spears.
Lindsay Lohan throws a tantrum when
she couldn't fly 1st class.
Before they were famous: Matt LeBlanc.
Jessica Simpson vows to get thin again.
TomKat are chillin' in Rio.

Michael Phelps Busted Smoking Pot

































There are idiots and then there are dumb idiots. Michael Phelps is the dumb
idiot to end all dumb idiocy. This dude is the highest gold medal winner in
olympic history and he still smokes pot. What a moron. News Of The World
broke this story, with picture, yesterday during the Super Bowl and basically
made a mockery of him the whole world over. He has something like 15
endorsment deals, and almost all of them went down the drain today. He is
still rich, but his endorsement piggy bank just got busted. I am no censor, if
someone wants to smoke a little somethin' somethin' to relax the nerves then
go for it. But when you are an athlete things change. Especially when like
every single little kid in the world looks up to you. But I doubt he will learn
a lesson from all this and he will continue to party up at random fraternities
around the globe. That is basically all he can do. I for one am not hurt by this.
Thi guy is a douche bag and this just proves it. I don't feel sorry for him nor
do I care to read his letter of apology to all his fans. He is a celebrity. And he
was caught off guard. He obviously wasn't ready for the lime light and this
just proves it. So what's next week? Michael Phelps busted with blow?
Him passed out in the front of an SUV drunk off his ass? Who knows.
But when it happens. I will cover it.