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Leighton Meester is sleazy.
[ The Blemish ]

Bar Refaeli bikini pictures.
[ Egotastic ]

Jennifer Garner had a puppy.
[ Fatback Media ]

Before they were famous: Al
Pacino.
[ Seriously? OMG! WTF? ]

Call me when a woman is hanging
pantless from a ski lift.
[ Celebrity Dirty Laundry ]

Jessica Alba picks up some huevos.
What the fuck is a huevo?
[ Celebrity Puke ]

Amy Fisher has a new stripping
website.
[ Geno's World ]

A Maui sunset.
[ popbytes ]

Larry Flynt and Joe Francis want
a $5 billion porn bailout. Now THAT
is what I am talking about!
[ Daily Stab ]

Carmen Electra Is Kinky

I like Carmen electra. I likey a lot. Even though she may be one of the most
shallo wpeopl ein Hollywood, she is still smokin' hot. Which is good because
her talent level is about 0. She admits to Contact Music that she likes to
frequent multiple sex shops and get all kinds of sex toys for her to use on
herself. Coat hangers are involved but she didn't specify how she uses them.
Pretty sexy. I could imagine being her boyfriend and sitting there late on a
Friday night and watching porno with Carmen Electra and having no one to
try out the new sexual moves on except Carmen Electra. Lucky guy. I think
I will kill him now.
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Lindsay Lohan is back on the market.

And she is right back off.

[ The Blemish ]

Lucy Pinder is topless again.

[ Egotastic ]

J Love and fiance are dunzo.

[ Fatback Media ]

Priscilla Presley has a dog.

[ Celebrity Puke ]

Lisa Marie Presley threw her hat

into the blogging ring.

[ Celebrity Dirty Laundry ]

Kate Hudson and Anne Hathaway's

new movie is stupid.

[ Seriously? OMG! WTF? ]

Hilary Duff signs autographs.

[ Geno's World ]

Rupaul!

[ popbytes ]

Tim Allen is reproducing.

[ Daily Stab ]

Alyssa Milano Is Engaged

Alyssa Milano is hot. Really hot. So it saddens me to bring you the news that she
just ot engaged. she is off the market. What's his name? David Bugliari. And yes he
is a total douche bag. What strikes me is the fact that they didn't announce the
engagement until today. And even then it wasn't an announcement. It was just
leaked by her rep. They actually got engaged Dec.18. I am not too worried about
her getting off the market. There are much bigger and cuter fish in the sea. I am
sure her fiance, who is fugly as hell, will get bored of her soon and will dump her
ass for a $200 an hour hooker who isn't afraid to let him do it up the butt. More
on Alyssa Milano anal sex later. I have to go find a hooker that has short finger-
nails so she doesn't scratch me too bad when I tie her to my bed posts.
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Britney Spears got hacked!
[ The Blemish ]

AnnaLynne McCord is in a bikini.
[ Egotastic ]

The National Enquirer is back on
popbytes!
[ popbytes ]

Ross The Intern is chillin' in
Hollywood.
[ Celebrity Puke ]

Amanda Seyfried. Because she is
hot.
[ Celebrity Dirty Laundry ]

Rebecca Romijn and Jerry
O'Connell welcome twins girls.
[ Seriously? OMG! WTF? ]

Verne Troyer is a stud.
[ Geno's World ]

Artie Lange will be back on
Howard Stern on Wednesday.
[ Daily Stab ]

Katie Holmes is bailing out New
York's economy.
[ Fatback Media ]

Tara Reid, Still In Rehab

Tara Reid is many things but sober is not one of them. Well, not yet anyway.
According to Access Hollywood Tara Reid has in fact NOT checked out of rehab
which was reported on People.com last Saturday. The rehab she is in is called
Promises of Malibu Rehab Facility and it was the same rehab Britney Spears
and Lindsay Lohan both attended when they were battling alcoholism and
drug addiction. I don't think Tara is hooked on any drugs but when you see
her, anywhere, doing anything, she always has some form of booze in her hands
24/7. They may be able to make Tara Reid sober, but they can not do anything
for her burnt nipples and therefore will not make her hot anymore and there-
fore making this news rather boring.BUT after reaching some sort of palpable
level of sobriety she will probably start dating again. And if she makes a couple
of wished-upon bad choices, may make a sex tape. And even though Tara Reid
isn't the "cream of the crop" hot chick anymore, she could still make a pretty
damn good sex tape and that shit would sell. Especially to me.
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Kate Bosworth's nipples!
[ Egotastic ]

77 days until spring!
[ Fatback Media ]

Katy Perry is back on the market.
[ The Blemish ]

Gisele Bundchen and Kate Moss for
Versace.
[ Celebrity Dirty Laundry ]

Jesse Metcalfe tries to keep warm.
[ Celebrity Puke ]

George Clooney and Paris Hilton? I
don't think so.
[ Geno's World ]

Kate Winslet on Elle.
[ Daily Stab ]

Molly Ringwald to get more fat.
Seriously? She can get more fat?
[ Seriously? OMG! WTF? ]

Cute college girl of the day.
[ College Humor ]

Kelly Clarkson Is Red

Kelly Clarkson has gotten a lot hotter since the last time I saw her. In fact
I do not remember when it was that I saw her last. But one thing is safe to
say, she has improved. Here she is on the cover of her latest cd My Life Would
Suck Without You. I think she could have made the album cover 10 times
more hotter if that was a penis shaped lollipop she was enjoying. All I can say
is that she is not going to be this hot forever, so she better cash in and do a
spread for Playboy. I know she is only 23 or whatever, but I can see the old
person within in this picture. This cd also marks that she will listen more to
her producers and song writers as My December or whatever the fuck that
cd is called flopped. So we are FINALLY gonna hear some good tunes out
of the Clarkmeister. Do I have any criticisms about Kelly's new album cover?
Cleavage. We need some cleavage. Don't worry Kelly you can pay me back on
the red carpet.

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Kathy Griffin had a Happy New Year.

[ The Blemish ]

Celebrities have New Years resolutions.

[ Fatback Media ]

Lindsay Lohan bikini pictures to start a

new year.

[ Egotastic ]

Gina Glocksen is tying the knot.

[ Celebrity Dirty Laundry ]

Queen Latifah got robbed.

[ Daily Stab ]

Jan from The Office is joining Chicago.

[ Geno's World ]

Katie Holmes looks like shit.

[ popbytes ]

Before they were famous: Johnny Depp.

[ Seriously? OMG! WTF? ]

Avril Lavigne has a calendar.

[ City Rag ]

Spears Ties The Knot

No not Britney Spears. Her much well unknown brother Bryan. He got
married yesterday to short term girlfriend Graciella Sanchez. I know what
a lot of people must be thinking, it's about damn time. Bryan is 31 and his
new wife is 36. Gross. Old people alert! The entire Spears crew was in
attendance for the ceremony, but the paparazzi were really there just to
see if Britney will let another upskirt slip up. This probably will be the first
and last thing we will hear about Bryan Spears because he is about the most
boring person on earth. Oh and if you're dying to see pics of the new girl,
don't hold your breath. There are not a lot out there and for good reason.
She is fugly as hell!
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