Miranda Kerr is Off The Market

It is being reported today that Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr are engaged. Once
upon a time I said that Orlando Bloom is the #1 Hollywood actor that I would like to
punch in the face. It is not this way any longer. He is a lucky, LUCKY guy to be engaged
to Miranda Ker. I dream of the day when I get famous enough to marry a supermodel
but that day will never come so I am not holding my breath. The fact that someday Orlando
will buy a nice digital camcorder with night vision makes me sleep well at night. Because a
Miranda Kerr sex tape would seriously make my year. Do it. Orlando or you will go back
on my "punch in the face" list.
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