Wednesday, October 07, 2009

Brad Pitt Still Wants To Bang Jennifer Aniston

































It seems that Brad Pitt is now sick of Angelina Jolie and wants to have nothing to
do with her. There are about 800 billion details and I will not bore you with them
her but long story short, Brad Pitt had a "secret" meeting with Jennifer Aniston
in a New York hotel so he could "unload his emotional baggage". Basically this
little pussy doesn't know what commitment is and still wants 18 kids but doesn't
want the gothic goddess that is Angelina Jolie. Deciding can be a bitch. It comes
down to the classic "who would you rather" question. Now scientists have been
studying this for years and they can not come to the conclusion on who is hotter
or who would guys, or girls, would like fucking more. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina
Jolie? Usually people just say fuck it and decide they would rather bang Jessica
Alba. Which is a safe third choice. Did I see this coming? Did I see the that
Brad Pitt is not ready for fatherhood and is afraid of commitment story coming?
Yes I did. Do I think he would go through with it? Leaving Angelina Jolie? Sure.
The only question that remains is, do we care. And that answer I am very clear on.
That is a big fat NO!

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