Please Let It Be So

There are rumors floating around on both reputable an irreputable websites
and blogs that Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman will be doing a sex scene in
their next upcoming movie Black Swan. If this rumor is true then I will go
ahead and book a penis replacement surgery at my local hospital for the day
after the movie is released because my penis will literally explode when I wit-
ness this. I think Mila Kunis, in my humble opinion, has the most in demand
ass in Hollywood. I saw Natalie Portman's ass and it was a terrific experience.
I actually went back and looked at those pictures on several different occassions.
But to see Mila Kunis' ass would be like seeing bigfoot banging the lockness
monster on the moon. It would be such a unique and awesome experience I
would probably die of shock. So bare it all Mila. Bare it all. My penis is counting
on you.
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