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Kate Bosworth's nipples!
[ Egotastic ]

77 days until spring!
[ Fatback Media ]

Katy Perry is back on the market.
[ The Blemish ]

Gisele Bundchen and Kate Moss for
Versace.
[ Celebrity Dirty Laundry ]

Jesse Metcalfe tries to keep warm.
[ Celebrity Puke ]

George Clooney and Paris Hilton? I
don't think so.
[ Geno's World ]

Kate Winslet on Elle.
[ Daily Stab ]

Molly Ringwald to get more fat.
Seriously? She can get more fat?
[ Seriously? OMG! WTF? ]

Cute college girl of the day.
[ College Humor ]

Kelly Clarkson Is Red

Kelly Clarkson has gotten a lot hotter since the last time I saw her. In fact
I do not remember when it was that I saw her last. But one thing is safe to
say, she has improved. Here she is on the cover of her latest cd My Life Would
Suck Without You. I think she could have made the album cover 10 times
more hotter if that was a penis shaped lollipop she was enjoying. All I can say
is that she is not going to be this hot forever, so she better cash in and do a
spread for Playboy. I know she is only 23 or whatever, but I can see the old
person within in this picture. This cd also marks that she will listen more to
her producers and song writers as My December or whatever the fuck that
cd is called flopped. So we are FINALLY gonna hear some good tunes out
of the Clarkmeister. Do I have any criticisms about Kelly's new album cover?
Cleavage. We need some cleavage. Don't worry Kelly you can pay me back on
the red carpet.

Daily Links

Kathy Griffin had a Happy New Year.

[ The Blemish ]

Celebrities have New Years resolutions.

[ Fatback Media ]

Lindsay Lohan bikini pictures to start a

new year.

[ Egotastic ]

Gina Glocksen is tying the knot.

[ Celebrity Dirty Laundry ]

Queen Latifah got robbed.

[ Daily Stab ]

Jan from The Office is joining Chicago.

[ Geno's World ]

Katie Holmes looks like shit.

[ popbytes ]

Before they were famous: Johnny Depp.

[ Seriously? OMG! WTF? ]

Avril Lavigne has a calendar.

[ City Rag ]

Spears Ties The Knot

No not Britney Spears. Her much well unknown brother Bryan. He got
married yesterday to short term girlfriend Graciella Sanchez. I know what
a lot of people must be thinking, it's about damn time. Bryan is 31 and his
new wife is 36. Gross. Old people alert! The entire Spears crew was in
attendance for the ceremony, but the paparazzi were really there just to
see if Britney will let another upskirt slip up. This probably will be the first
and last thing we will hear about Bryan Spears because he is about the most
boring person on earth. Oh and if you're dying to see pics of the new girl,
don't hold your breath. There are not a lot out there and for good reason.
She is fugly as hell!
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Beyonce likes to pick her ass.
[ The Blemish ]

Paris Hilton is a rich little slut.
[ Fatback Media ]

Stephanie Seymour is back in a
bikini.
[ Egotastic ]

Cute college girl of the day.
[ College Humor ]

Paris Hilton is making a lot of
money to host an Australian
New Years eve party.
[ Celebrity Dirty Laundry ]

Madonna had the best tour of
2008.
[ Daily Stab ]

LiLo vs. Mike Lohan in the
blogosphere.
[ Celebrity Puke ]

Marisa Tomei is nude in The
Wrestler.
[ Geno's World ]

Poker Face is video of the year.
[ popbytes ]

Matt Dillon Got Popped

Mat Dillon was arrested last night after being caught by Vermont police
for going 106 mph. My first question is, what the hell was Matt Dillon
doing in Vermont? He wasn't even driving a fast car. He was driving a
rented 2009 Chevy Impala. He can afford to rent a nicer car than that.
It says on this local news site that Dillon isn't only an actor but a director
but since I am just now finding this out on a Vermont website, I am assum-
ing he isn't a very good one. He has to be back in court January 21. I am
guessing he will get off with a slap on the wrist but what he deserves is
a punch to the head.
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Angelina Jolie is done having kids.

[ The Blemish ]

Lily Allen is topless, again.

[ Egotastic ]

Britney Spears has a new beau.

[ Fatback Media ]

J-Lo and skeletor are getting

divorced. But not really.

[ popbytes ]

P.Diddy is your new designated

driver.

[ Celebrity Dirty Laundry ]

Kim Kardashian is a burberry girl.

[ Celebrity Puke ]

Ashley Tisdale was an ugly teenager.

[ Seriously? OMG! WTF? ]

Regis Philbin is rich.

[ Geno's World ]

I love graffiti art.

[ City Rag ]

America's Next Top Model Is Looking Sexy

It doesn’t seem that long ago since 'America's Next Top Model' or ANTM as it’s sometimes known, first hit the airways back in May of 2003. It has provided not only opportunities for aspiring models, but lots of drama and tearful makeovers. General audiences and fans alike just can’t seem to get enough of this show. ANTM is the ultimate reality contest where beauty is judged by the world’s standards, yet somehow Tyra Banks has made sure her cast of hopefuls always includes a diverse bunch of beautiful and unique women. There have been seasons with full figured potential models and even a transgender. This show has completely turned the face of American beauty upside down. Just read the reviews about the show online, with charter internet.

For those who watch the show from one week to the next and even old reruns on MTV and VH1 the stories that unravel are just unreal and certainly unpredictable. The fan base includes people of all ages, backgrounds and nationalities. And I’d also say a high female population in comparison, although men may take a peek depending on what they’re looking for. ANTM has a little something for everyone, beautiful women, handsome men, along with outrageous challenges and tests. You even get a fight or two, well at least some gossiping or just down right mean talk during judging, in the house, or wherever the contestants may be. The entire judging crew is the heart of the show as their personalities never disappoint.

Fans have grown to love the wild antics of Miss J Alexander and only wish to have a “to die for” runway walk like his. Jay Manuel is also a fan favorite as he always so perfectly coiffed including his arched eyebrows and hair to match. Of course, you can’t talk about them without thinking of Miss Tyra. She is just so fabulous with her varying outfits and chic hairstyles. She’s also a great role model for today’s young woman. And Nigel Barker, who wouldn’t want to hold the perfect pose so this handsome photographer could capture every moment through his photo lens. Fans alike just can’t get enough of this spectacular team of fabulousness. It’s hard to tell what keeps charter cable television viewers coming back for more the judges or the contestants. One thing is for sure there are many events that have taken place that fans and viewers alike will never forget. Some still cause a hush or gasp throughout the room even if it’s a rerun.

Remember when Tyra just totally went off on one young lady because of how she was acting as she left the stage. Miss Tyra did not appreciate her behavior and told her how ungrateful she was. Or what about the girl who fainted and fell flat on her back with her eyes wide open. It was the strangest thing, like something in a horror movie or something, yet the cameras kept rolling. Ratings, ratings, ratings! Thank God for the weave! I’m thinking the cushioning is what saved her. Another memorable moment, there were only two contestants remaining and they were doing a fashion show in China. There were dancers on stilts alongside the runway dancing as the models did their thing. Unfortunately one of the models somehow got tangled with one of the dancers on the runway and caused the dancer to fall. It was terrible and funny all at the same time because this girl just knew she had the competition. This show is a top ten on the list of many favorite television shows. It definitely has many seasons ahead, we hope.

More Proof That Jessica Simpson Is very Bad Luck

The Dallas Cowboys aren't exactly having a flawless season this season and
it isn't going to get any better. In fact their quarterback-in-cheif is going to
be out for a minimum of a few games because of a slip and fall in the shower.
And who is to blame? Who else? Jessica Simpson. Because I know what Romo
was doing in the shower when he slipped. He was masterbating because he is
not getting laid from Jessica Simpson. If Jessica would just give up her coochie
a little bit more, Tony Romo might have a shot at the Superbowl. When he was
asked by local papers what happened to him, he blushingly said, " Um, you know,
I was just a little banged up, I guess." For shame Romo. Don't you know master-
bation makes you go blind?
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Katy Perry's skank ass is in a bikini.

[ The Blemish ]

Emma watson is a spoiled brat.

[ Fatback Media ]

Elle MacPherson is in a bikini too.

[ Egotastic ]

J-Lo and skeletor are over.

[ Seriously? OMG! WTF? ]

Jessica Alba is frumpy.

[ Celebrity Puke ]

Speidi: attention whores in love.

[ popbytes ]

Tracy Morgan says he dated Oprah.

[ Geno's World ]

Cute college girl of the day.

[ College Humor ]

Now THAT is a sandwich.

[ City Rag ]

Everything About Paris Hilton Is Fake

Paris Hilton likes snow just like everybody else. She has a lot of money so she
could jetset to Aspen and go skiing or go to Greenland where they are covered
with ice 24/7. But no. She decided to get tons of snow transfered from God knows
where and blown into her lawn at the Los Angeles home. Afterwards she went
sledding or made snow angels or some shit. I don't know why she did this other
than she is a nut and is pretty much used to getting almost anything she wants.
I am sure anyone unlucky enough to share a sled with her will wake up with a
few bumps on their pee-pee and a strange rash that will not go away on their
hoo-hoo.
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