Tuesday, December 30, 2008
More Proof That Jessica Simpson Is very Bad Luck
The Dallas Cowboys aren't exactly having a flawless season this season and
it isn't going to get any better. In fact their quarterback-in-cheif is going to
be out for a minimum of a few games because of a slip and fall in the shower.
And who is to blame? Who else? Jessica Simpson. Because I know what Romo
was doing in the shower when he slipped. He was masterbating because he is
not getting laid from Jessica Simpson. If Jessica would just give up her coochie
a little bit more, Tony Romo might have a shot at the Superbowl. When he was
asked by local papers what happened to him, he blushingly said, " Um, you know,
I was just a little banged up, I guess." For shame Romo. Don't you know master-
bation makes you go blind?