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Saturday, February 17, 2007
Britney Goes Bald















No shit. She shaved her head. According to CNN
she shaved her head and got a new tattoo at a
San Fernando tattoo parlor on Friday night. She
apparently drew quite a crowd too. A fan said "We
could see her in the mirror and her head is completely
shaved. She looks terrible!." She told KABC.Holy fuck.
This is hysterical and shocking all at the same time,
which is exactly the type of ews I like to get at 5 in the
morning on Saturday in the middle of a snow storm.
"She just wanted something real small on her wrist,
something dainty." Said Max Gott a tattoo artist
who performed the inking. "She got some cute little
lips on her wrist." Finally we can see some lips of
Britney Spears that aren't the hoo ha kind. Speaking
of bald, I am going to reshave my head today. Good
luck with that queen of pop thing Ms. Spears.

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posted by pepsiblogger @ 6:34 AM  
Friday, February 16, 2007
Foxy Brown Jailed After Attacking Yet Another Manicurist



























I am sorry folks. I tried to find some attractive
pictures of this woman, but they are all but non existent.
Foxy Brown was arrested yesturday for attacking a
beauty shop employee in a salon in Florida and for
resisting arrest when taken into custody. Doesn't Foxy
understand it is not the salon employees fault that she is
butt ugly? Also the officer says he had to use " a take
down maneuver" to get Foxy to comply. Now someone
getting arrested for resisting arrest in Florida is not
exactly the rarest thing to happen on a daily
basis. But the fact that she is already on probabtion
for attacking a manicurist in 2004 makes this all
the more intense. She may be serving three years in jail
if she is found guilty. I could care less if Foxy Brown gets 3
years in jail or 30. But either way, she will be exiting
prison with a warm spot on the Z-List after departing the
D-List.
posted by pepsiblogger @ 9:02 PM  
Paris Hilton + Nicole Richie + Fat Camp = Huge Ratings






















If anyone is sick of Paris and Nicole then they must not
like pop culture. In the next season of The Simple Life Paris
and Nicole will be camp counselors. Fat camp, couples camp,
and even cheerleading camp. With the newly released
photos from Parisexposed, and Nicole Richie getting skinnier
by the second, I have no doubt that many people will
tune in to see what their antics lead them to. I also want
to see what 300 lb. people have to say to Nicole Richie
when they are at the fat camp trying to lose the weight
equivalent to one Nicole Richie. What kind of advice to
Paris and Nicole have for couples camp? 'So like date
a guy, make a porno, make an ass out of yourself, embarass
those closest, and then do it again.' Watch for the new season
on FOX in the not to far future. The season will take place
at Malibu's JCA Shalom.





posted by pepsiblogger @ 6:24 PM  
Look Out! It's Harry Potter's Thang!


























I am very much so a straight man. But I wanted to
write this about Daniel Radcliffe and his upcoming
play Equus where as many people have heard
he will appear nude. Now this isn't something that can
happen on Broadway, cause he is 17 and that is
illegal in The United States of America. What I am writing
this is for people to understand how lucky this schmoe is
to get to be, in a play,naked, with a smokin hot chick,
who is also naked. Alot of old pedophile grannys here in
the states will probably turn out for the new Harry Potter
movie which will be released eventually. And for those
who expect he is an underweight four eyed chump, they
are wrong. This fucker has some muscle and will
probably cause a fainting spell in the crowd when
he whips out his Mini-Potter. If you are an English
chick go see this, if you are a straight American male,
just admire that he will be stroking a smokin hot
chick on stage in front of thousands.




posted by pepsiblogger @ 12:55 AM  
Thursday, February 15, 2007
Anne Heche Is A C U Next Tuesday


























I almost didn't recognize her. Its been years since
she has done anything worth noting about. Anne Heche
has broken off her marriage to Coley Laffoon of five
years and father to her son Homer4. Its funny that
this C-Listed , former lesbian, 37 year old decided to
leave her husband just cause this guy made her laugh.
Like starting again at 37 is a practical choice. Either way
she broke it off over the phone while filming the show
Men In Trees probably while naked bedside with James
Tupper, the man she's now going with. Let me just clear
up it is not her show. It is a show which she is in which
is more than likely an extra who brings coffee to the
star in the show. James Tupper was married too, so thats
two marriages destroyed. After this 2 page spread in
InTouch we will probably not hear from Anne Heche again
until she dumps this guy for a transgendered horse at age
50.
posted by pepsiblogger @ 11:32 PM  
Jessica Simpson ditches the Guitar Junkie to Give Us What We Want

And we like alot [ Egotastic ]


And who are we to ignore a Heather Graham lesbian

kissing scene? [ Celebrity Puke ]

Katie Holmes becomes chic

in Bazaar Magazine. Cause
that is a two hour photo shoot
not with Tom. [ Tabloid Whore ]

Trashy slut extraordinaire

Britney Spears gets dissed by
other trashy slut. [ Celebitchy ]

And another Anna Nicole man

whore rises from the depths to
claim maternity over unfortunate
child. [ DListed ]

This is what should have been on the

cover of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit
Issue. [ IDLYITW ]

Peta hates Ashley Olsen. As long

as she keeps starving herself to be
pretty and flashing her undies, I do not
care. [ City Rag ]

Shakira's hips have seriously never

told a lie. [ Celebroundup ]

Jim Carey doesn't beleive in fate. Thats

why his sorry ass gets to bang Jenny
McCarthy. [ Glitterati ]

posted by pepsiblogger @ 9:57 PM  
L.A. Lands Another Hottie

















Vanessa Minnilo is packing up her lacy panties and
moving to L.A. pretty soon. She is moving to be
closer to her BF Nick Lachey. But also to get her
own pad. So things aren't that serious. Another
reason citing her move is she may soon be unemployed
from MTV's TRL as the show is facing cancellation.
For real? I fucking love TRL. Well loved TRL. That's
the only place to stay up to date with pop culture music
when things actually start happening in the music
world. She is thinking about pursuing a movie
career,which could mean Vanessa Minnillo nude scenes,
but we are far from that. The two headed coin is,
who would you rather be with? Jessica Simpson
or Vanessa Minnillo? I'd take Vanessa any day of
the week.


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posted by pepsiblogger @ 7:01 AM  
Wednesday, February 14, 2007
Mini Me Checks Into Mini Rehab


















Verne Troyer, a.k.a. Mini Me has checked back into
rehab. As you may know, he checked into rehab in mid
January, but he has since checked out and checked back in.
Usually I do not write about brats checking in and out
of rehab like it is an hourly hotel, but this was too funny to
pass up. He will take mini steps to get mini sober, and
afterwords will retain his D-List duties. In the meantime,
stay away from the mini bar.
posted by pepsiblogger @ 11:32 PM  
The Hand That Rocks The Draddle



























Look at Sarah Jessica Parkers fucking disgusting
veiny man hands! I cannot beleive Matthew Broderick
has to get handjobs from this woman. I bet you
can see everytime her heart beats through her nasty
transparent skin. These look like the hands of a retired
coal miner. With her veiny wrinkled hands, and flesh
colored mole on her face, and crooked nose, she is as close
to a real life witch you will ever get. How does anyone
in Hollywood still consider this woman a socialite. She
should stop doing Mascara commercials and just
focus on AARP ads.

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posted by pepsiblogger @ 4:06 AM  
Tuesday, February 13, 2007
American Idol : So Close I Can Smell The Idol

















I watched tonight episode and so far the only person
I would even consider idolizing is the person who decides
to cancel the show. And the elimination process is all but idle.
They started the show with Simon eliminating 6 of the most
talented people I have ever seen perform on stage, right
away. The contestants all seemed talented and the number
of cute girls they have on this season is huge compared to
other seasons. And on tonights episode, they had them team
up in groups. To try to get a chorus of suckiness going on.
People who were able to pass through this aggressive
but necessary round were amongst, Jack Osbourne look
alikes, a very heavy and sweaty goatee man who
cracked his voice on every audition, and a guy so gay that
even Ryan Seacrest was raiding his wardrobe. Unfortunately
the cutest girl of them all, an arabian named SanJay I
believe was sent home. At the end, they eliminated
contestants by room. 2 rooms got the boot, another
2 stayed to compete. I personally would have had
them all sing at once and only keep the ones who could
continue after a 72 hour period. But Simon got his
kicks either way.
posted by pepsiblogger @ 9:39 PM  
Carrie Underwood, An Unlikely Sellout




















I am sure we all watched the Grammy's Sunday night.
While I wasn't bitching to the people around me about
how "overdressed" Christina Aguilera was, I was actually
watching the undergoing awards ceremony. Carrie Underwood
was nominated for four Grammy's and got two. I for one cannot
stand country music, and even though Carrie is a 5 star
cavalier peice of ass, even that will not drag me to like her
in any way. I am reading on her website that she will soon
be appearing in a Sketchers ad. Why she is appearing in
that ad I do not know. I understand Ashlee Simpson
whoring her celebrity to the over envied shoe company,
but I do not see Carrie Underwood trotting around in a
pair of Sketchers. This of course is only one of the few things
I read on the official Carrie Underwood website. In the
"news" section of the site, Carrie mentions essentially
every dynamic overacheived event on her American Idol
winner calendar. Some being, winning 2 Grammy's, winning
Critic's Pick Awards, winning Female Vocalist of the Year at
CMA's,winning 2 People's Choice Awards,winning Billboard
Music Awards, and in between all of these she announces her
upcoming ads such as Sketchers and a got milk? ad.
Essentially it goes, award,award,ad,award,award,ad. She
also posts all of her #1 singles which apparently are every
song she has ever written. She doesn't however have time
to write about how things are going, what she likes, what
she is into, or anything a producer hasn't second handedly
advised her to put on her 'website.' I watched her at the Grammy's.
A very cute girl, but her performance and personality is as
dry as a bag of Saltine's mixed with pretzels. I'll keep an eye
on her site, but I am sure it will be regurgitated, "I am great
buy my CD little people."


posted by pepsiblogger @ 2:48 AM  

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