Friday, August 03, 2007

Want To Buy Madonna's Panties? Now You Can!

Yes thats right, chock full of STD's and Madonna juices, Madonna's panties
has made their way to the marketplace. 17 notes and 7 nude polaroids are
being auctioned off by James Albright, her boyfriend from the 90's. He's
selling them because he is in debt. Who want to buy Madonna panties?
I don't know. But the pictures sound fun. If it is something even Madonna
doesn't want to be seen by the public then you know they are raunchy.
Rauchier than Madonna herself. I am thinking spread eagle with a
lollipop in her mouth. Or maybe on her knees with a dog chain around
her neck. Maybe both. We can only dream.