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Saturday, December 16, 2006

Paris is going to get married, and probably reduce the spread of worldwide STD's at the same time

I thought George Bush was against odd and unconstitutional
marriage. I guess not. Cause he is gonna let some poor fool marry
someone who will cheat on him nightly, and probably divorce
him in a week. But nevertheless. Paris Hilton is engaged to
Stavros Niarchos. The greek god of shallow. She tells the Daily Star,
" I want a fairytale wedding and Britney's going to be my matron
of honour. She can advise me." Oh my god. May as well be in Vegas
with midgets as ring bearers and everyone dressed in pink. Doesn't
she mean man of honor? After seeing Britney's upskirt shots I
am not sure she is a matron. I say, if Paris is such the romantic,
go all out. Try to top the TomKat wedding. Rent a castle in Italy,
have 12 horses pull a white buggy, have a wedding tail 30 feet long,
and invite every celebrity under the sun except Oprah. But no
that is not the tradition for prenup influenced "impulses." They
will get married in Vegas and get divorced forthwith just like Nicky.
Maybe , just maybe, we can get a quote out of Stavros Niarchos.
I have never heard this guy say anything. He isn't as outspoken
as Todd Meister. What a name. So I will be waiting, and hopefully
for a sex tape as well. [ Source]

posted by pepsiblogger @ 9:25 PM

Kate Hudson is addicted to pole dancing

She is just too cute. Kate Hudson is one of the hottest
celebs in Hollywood. The Sun quotes her as saying." I recently
started this really fun pole-dancing class. Well, every woman,
when they take this class- and they should- realises pole-dancing
is one of those things you don't know you can do until you try."
This is a dream come true. I like hearing about Lohan taking pole
dacing classes. Not so much Britney from Paris. But Kate Hudson
would be a full out treat. She really out to try out her new skill on
the big screen. With all these starlets pole dancing. It's gonna catch
on like yoga. And that's bad. Cause that means old people pole
dancing in an attempt to be"fresh" and "young." As for Kate,
she is fresh and young. And I wish her the best in Showgirls 2.
[ Source]

posted by pepsiblogger @ 1:55 PM

Jessica Simpson is yet again, full of shit

You know those annoying Jessica Simpson commercials?
The ones for DIRECTV where she is talking like a redneck hick
that she is. What she says in the commercial isn't true. "Broadcast
in 1080i. I have no idea what that means but I want it." I am sure
she is being truthful that her dumb blonde ditz ass doesn't know
what that means. But the satcaster who is claiming that is the
picture quality for DIRECTV, just isn't so. Time Warner is now
suing DIRECTV and pulling all of the Jessica Simpson commercials.
Now, I could care less about the loss of quality on my DIRECTV,
I am just let down that I don't get to look at Jessica SImpson in
her short shorts anymore. But I still have the internet. I leave you
with this boobalicious picture of Jessica Simpson to ponder over
her failing and laughable career. [ Source]

posted by pepsiblogger @ 1:34 PM

John Mayer is getting pop star ass

I am sure this guy thinks he's a stud. He came on
the music scene a few years ago, and since then has been
recognized as an influential songwriter. We have seen him
with Jessica Simpson, helping her with a duet for Blonde
Ambition and is working with Mandy Moore on her new
CD. I am assuming this guy is getting a little action on the
side from both of them. And people have already photographed
him with Simpson at various locations. Of course, Simpson has
been seen at various locations with every cast member of
her movie cause she is a slut who, after years of celebrity, has
no idea how to handle press. Mandy Moore will do alot to get
what she needs. Remember that scene in American Dreamz
when she bangs Hugh Grant? Yea I know Hugh Grant. Don't be
surprised when you see him deep throating with Britney Spears.

posted by pepsiblogger @ 4:04 AM

Paris Hilton says she's celibate, that's like saying Lindsay Lohan doesn't like attention

Just look at this tramp. It's ridiculous. It's ridiculous to think
that for one day she didn't search out the nearest dick to penetrate
her in every way she can think possible. Paris Hilton is claiming 7
months celibacy. " I have been celibate fo rsix or seven months. I
would rather make out and kiss someone instead of sex." Yea right.
That's like saying Dennis Miller is short winded and funny. That's
like saying Jessica Simpson is a deep actress and has a future in
Hollywood. There is not a chance int he world she has been anything
near celibate since she was 17. She apparently had a 12 month, one year
ban from sex when she decided the paparazzi made her out to be
sexually promiscuous.Who would have thought? Her, of all people,
sexually promiscuous. Apparently by saving herself, which is a total
and complete blunt lie, she has decided to extend some adive to the
young girls of our nation.About earning the respect of a man. "I'd
rather not do anything. Guys want you more when you don't. Young
girls should know that." Keep in mind this is coming from the star
of the highest selling sex film in American History, and cast herself
in such role when she was 18. This is hysterical. I mean Paris Hilton
telling girls to keep it in their pants. Maybe she will recant her statement
when the Paris and Cuthbert cunt bumping S&M film surfaces. [ Source]

posted by pepsiblogger @ 3:47 AM

Cameron Diaz has a crush on Pamela Anderson

Look out JT. You pretty boy. Cameron Diaz doesn't
need you. She can get busy with Pamela Anderson. Looks like
JT will have to settle with his limp wristed bandmate Lance
Bass. Cameron has expressed a girl crush on Pamela Anderson
saying, I had a major girl-crush on Pamela Anderson. Still do.
She's hot as ever. But she was my first.When I first deiscovered
her I was like 'Wow, she's so beautiful.'" That's pretty hot, I could
only imagine these two having a roll int he hay. I just got done
fawning over Cameron Diaz, returning from The Holiday. I am
not a holiday movie fan nor Cameron Diaz, but she was beautiful.
She looks so cute in her little outfits and has appeared topless
on the beach enough times to not have to stretch the imagination.
I recommend seeing The Holiday. And I recommend Cameron Diaz
ditch the sissy pop tart and go down on Pamela Anderson. There's
a sex video that will top out The Red Light Districts records.[ Source]

posted by pepsiblogger @ 3:19 AM

Sienna Miller might be getting too raunchy

Sienna is telling PR Inside that she is nervous about her new
sex scene in Factory Girl. She told them " We didn't want to
hold back because it was a real film adn a gritty film and there
was alot of shocking things and it wouldn't fit in the film if we
had an unrealistic sex scene. It was always a bit of uncomfortable
but I think it was relevant to the story." This is going to be
a nice change for the sex scenes we've been seeing these days.
From Mischa Barton wearing pasties, to Jennifer Aniston having
her tight lusted over ass blurred in The Break Up. For her to
say her sex scene is shocking and gritty, is a happy promise that
will suck the $8.00 out of my pocket to go see it. Go and see it
Dec.29,2006. And remember to bring your camera phones.
[ Source]

posted by pepsiblogger @ 2:53 AM

Rachael Ray has a Steven Tyler smile

I love this chick. She is a doll. She was on Oprah yesturday
and looked smokin. First, she can cook anything. Second, she's
"saucy." I would do anything to come home to her in my kitchen
every night. I see her on tv, I see her books in the book store, and
I always notice the same thing. She has a large beautiful smile. She
is in close second to Julia Roberts in best smile on tv. A great
big Steven Tyler 3 mile smile. Here she is in FHM magazine, which
honestly doesn't really fit her character. I mean she's sort of mature
older audience type girl. But I guess someone tipped her off that
she is not Martha Stewart and that she does not have to keep with
the classic image of being a disgusting hag to be a good cook. The
best part, is tuning in and seeing her chew her food puckering her
big beautiful lips. If this chick does not do it for you, then maybe
you should look down stairs and see if you have a male reproductive
organ protruding from your abdomen. Always lighting up the screen,
always makin my mouth water, and not because of whats on the
plate. I personally would love to eat a four course Rachael Ray meal,
and maybe have dinner after.

posted by pepsiblogger @ 2:07 AM

Paris Hilton finds her new pet project

Awe. How fake. Elisha Cuthbert is Paris Hilton's
new best friend. Is that ever true? Does Paris Hilton ever have
actual best friends? I bet if Paris ever looked any of her pals in
the eye and aasked,"are you friends with me?" They would answer
"Oh yea Paris , I love how you,bring us to where the paparazzi are."
So this is her new buddy. I have no idea what she has to teach Elisha
but I am sure it has everything to do with how to mazimize tabloid
coverage, and not really improve you image at the same time. So send
in your votes now. What do you think will come of this alliance? Nipple
slip,upskirt,MySpace rants, or just general character defamation? I am
guessing all four. So in the next three days, I am guessing we will see
Elisha Cuthbert's nippy noos and hoo haa.So stay tuned.

posted by pepsiblogger @ 1:52 AM

Britney Buys new cave to hibernate in

Look at this joint. Look at this swanky crib. Britney Spears has
taken a break,not really, from her crotch flashing outings and has
decided to dish out some dough for a new villa. More of a mansion, in
Beverly Hills of course.It took her a whole day to decide to purchase it.
A day for her is like three years in human time. Its 7,400 just barely
big enough to hold her. She's single and is never at home, I would assume
something like a condo. Either way she paid $7.2 million and it is
located on Summit Circle off Coldwater Canyon. OK now we just need
a residential address and I can start sending nude pictures. Probably
not in the benefit of her. "She told the sellers to get out right away."
Her rep says." So they oved to a hotel on Dec.12. Get out! What a bitch.
If she wanted me out right away I would glance at my checkbook and
say that the price just mysteriously jumped to $8.2 mil. My biggest
question. What is gonna happen to the Malibu home? Is that gonna go
to KFed? I mean, after being owned by Britney Spears, I am sure it can
sell for no less than $10 million. But after KFed having lived there, that
knocks it down to about $2 mil. She apparently liked all the ammenities
of the house, so she told the owners to just leave the furniture where it
was. "Britney liked the house just the way it was." Her reps say. "She
didn't wanna have to wait for new furniture." OK, theres another $1.2
mil right there. Britney has an honors doctorate in couch potatoism. She
has no time to actually buy furniture. It must be there when she arrives.
The up side. Britney is looking smoking hot now. She's sporting these
low cut jeans and she almost eliminated her gut. All of it. She's looking
like... a pop star. I am buying a plane ticket tomorrow to go and egg
her house. [ Source]

posted by pepsiblogger @ 1:19 AM

Gwen Stefani : coming to a town near you

Two days ago Gwen announced her dates for The Sweet Escape
tour. Mentioned a possible reunion with No Doubt too. Screw em.
Stay fresh. Now I thought Gwen would become some sort of loser
after having a baby. Not so. Now she is gonna tour, with good music,
and normal breasts. We may actually have a Gwen Stefani nipple slip
on this tour. I'll take anything. The tour kicks off in Phoenix,AZ. and
wraps up in Iravine, CA. But this starts in April 07! What the fuck.
Why wait so long? What is she gonna do til then? Primp her little chinese
midget gimps? Whats with those people? So yea the CD will be played
out by then. More props to her. By waiting forever, her concert sales
will be surpassed by Clay Aiken.[ Source]

posted by pepsiblogger @ 12:59 AM

Thursday, December 14, 2006

XTina was tricked into wearing real fur

Christina Aguilera is pissed at Roberto Cavalli for
tricking her into wearing real fur onstage. The Italian designer
"slipped it" into her wardrobe for her european tour for
Back To Basics. Christina Aguilera does not wear fur. She is
a active advocate for PETA. The president of PETA Dan Matthews
tipped XTina off and set her video of white foxes, the fur in question,
getting electrocuted anally. This freaked me out. They anally
electrocute foxes? Why not just electrocute them regularly?
Anyway, I am sure Xtina took it back to her dressing room and
jacked off to the footage. The designer has been fired from all
upcoming slutification gigs. In Christina's defense, she only
wore the fur fo ra few minutes. She soon stripped it off and
was wearing practically nothing in 2.5 seconds of the performance.
[ Source]

posted by pepsiblogger @ 9:15 PM

Sneak peeking Mandy Moore's new CD

Hot. I loveMandy Moore news. Mandy is gracing the
internet by letting us have a sneak peak at the prodcuction of her new CD, "Wild
Hope." She hasn't officially decided on that name, but is #1 in
her possibilities list. She is in Santa Monica, California finishing
the album with producer John Alagia, John Mayer, and Rachael
Yamagata. Two song titles are "Gardenia" and "All Good Things."
If the CD sounds anywhere near as good as Mandy looks it will
sell 8 million copies in 2 days. " It's been seven or eight years
since I signed a record deal." She says." And it's been that long
to make this record. I feel like I knew pretty early on, even if I
wasn't listening to the Joni Mitchell's of the world back in 99'-
2000, I knew this was something I wanted to eventually reach."
I am thinking the same thing."Who the hell is Joni Mitchell?"
Who gives a fuck as long as Mandy tours for this CD so I can
get backstage passes. Oh man I am gonna fall in love with this
CD. No release until 2007. Maybe Britney should take a lesson
or two from Mandy Moore. Being serious about a career. Yuck!
how did Britney Spears make ehr way into this gorgeous post?
[ Source ]

posted by pepsiblogger @ 2:27 AM

Paris Hilton is most searched chick on the internet

This doesn't surprise me at all. I mean why shouldn't she
be voted Most Searched on the internet. She is the most famous
person in the world. That is the truth. However, she is not most
search celeb, or most searched female, or person, or slut. She is
the most search Thing on the internet. More searched for than
poker. Which is almost a double entundra. I personally search for
Paris Hilton about 5 times a day. As we have seen in the past,
former most searched for women go on to become Playmates.
I hope this is the same situation. I mean, thats alot of crotch flashes,
nipple slips,aneibriated make-outs,car wrecks,bitch fights, chiwawa
tormenting, boy friend stealing,club hopping, rumor spreading,
and life wrecking. She deserves to get the vote. AOL and Lycos
released the Most Searched of 2006 this Wed. " This annual list of
top searches is a fun way to look back at the year and see what
sparked interest." Said Timothy Tuttle, AOL Video VP. So what
does she beat out? Weather.iPod.Poker.MySpace.Iraq. And
every other thing on this earth Paris Hilton probably has no idea
exists. This is amazing. All I can say, "That's hot." [Source]

posted by pepsiblogger @ 1:54 AM

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Jessica Biel dances up a storm on Ellen DeGenres

I think I saw a trail of fire behind her when she entered the
set. Thats how smokin hot she was. When she sat down I saw
that glare in Ellen DeGenres' eyes that she wanted nothing more
but to bump cunts. Jessica Biel sat down and discussed her
current record for the longest dance entrance to The Ellen DeGenres
Show, and challenged Al Gore to beat it. She has a new movie
coming up. They showed a clip, a real life drama about soldiers
returning home from Iraq, and trying to adjust to everyday life.
But the creator is now on my bad side. She in the movie plays an
amputee. They mangled the beautiful Jessica Biel for the sake of the
big screen. To cut off one inch of this chick is a cinematic sin. They then
followed up with a game of Taboo. Not the type of Taboo Ellen wanted
to play with Jessica. Jessica Biel lost at the board game, but she won
at everything else. Oh yea, and she is giving alot of holiday money to
Colorado Animal Wildlife Sactuary. If you wanna donate, Google it.

posted by pepsiblogger @ 11:20 AM

The Other Boleyn Girl: possible lesbian action?

I might spend too much time at BORDERS. I was there the
other night when I decided to pick up a copy of The Other Boleyn
Girl. Not to buy,just to flip through. I read about four pages at random
parts, and it seems that Mary and Anne, get a little kinky here and
there. Mary is being played by Scarlett Johansson and Anne is being
played by Natalie Portman. They are sisters, and Johansson marries
the king at the beginning of the movie. But Portman wants to be the
future queen. To win over King Henry, Portman seduces Henry
multiple times and Johansson, realizing sexual provacuity is the
only way to maintain her spot on the throne, goes forth with her
own agenda of sexually potent favors. This is what I get from reading
25 minutes in a BORDERS Bookstore. It seems that the king is totally
infatuated with both of them, and keeps Anne as a hanger on mistress
and adopts them both as his wives in later chapters. All reveiws on
Amazon mention betrayal and sex. I personally can not wait to go
see this movie. This may be the flick Johansson is babbling about
"showing it all" in. They are still maing the film, I have no idea
when it is going to be released, but I am sure they will at least
kiss in this movie. A sweet sweet kiss.

posted by pepsiblogger @ 12:12 AM

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Got $12,000? You can have KFed

Man. News does not get any better. KFed,
being probably financially bankrupt now, is charging a
mere $12,000 for his services at your Christmas bash.
Can you imagine? I am sure this price goes for a New Year's
bash too. KFed for Christmas, talk about a lump of coal.
He is probably gonna show up in a bus and expect you
to provide all the music he is going to play. I am assuming
his services include DJing. Unless he is charging $12,000
to show up, be an ass, and eat all your food. He is also charging
travel expenses for four people. You get his posse.I couldn't
imagine anyone doing this. It would instantly result in
some frat guy kicking the crap out of KFed. I just hope
he finds time out of his busy tour schedule to show up.
[ Source]

posted by pepsiblogger @ 5:13 AM

Brit finds a new loser to be future baby step daddy

Look at this guy. He is just as bad as KFed. I saw
another picture of him with Britney and he was holding
out his hand as if to say"don't tae a picture I don't wanna
be the next KFed." He is Jonathan Rotem. J.R. That's
original. If he's not careful he's gonna be J-Rot. He's a
music producer in Hollywood. He's worked with Snoop Dogg
and Paris Hilton. Right, so she blows off Pharrell and works
with a guy who thinks Paris Hilton has talent. If she spent
a little more time working on her CD and a little less time
proving her whoring abilities, she would probably be touring
the country right now banking millions.She still has a chance
of proving she has musical talent, right now, she is just showing
the world she is famous for being famous. A nothing photo op
cause she has done nothing to be considered actual work.
Good luck Britney, I hope you have some semblance of a career when you are done with your little phase.[ Source]

posted by pepsiblogger @ 4:56 AM

TomKat's post wedding cult gathering

Oh how they love their scientology get togethers.
TomKat, back from their Maldives sex romp, decided
to have a party for the people who attended their wedding.
Cause they were too busy exchanging cats and reading
scientology faith based hymns aloud to be bothered by their
pesky guests at their wedding.This guest list however, was
a little more extensive than the Rome attendees. Guests
included James Van Der Beek,Diane Sawyer, Larry King,
Brooke Sheilds,Victoria Beckham,Jennifer Lopez,Marc
Anthony,Will and Jada Pinkett Smith,Steven Speilberg,
Jerry Bruckheimer,Orlando Bloom,Dakota Fanning,Penelope
Cruz,Nicole Kidman and her daughter Connor.Quite an
event. It was held at Paula Wagner's LA home last Saturday.
I am sure Penelope Cruz and JLo hit it off great, talking about
their Latino heritage, and I am sure Diane Sawyer went
around trying to interview everybody.Of course Oprah was
not invited. We don't know why, most of us don't care.
Photographers were told not to look Victoria Beckham and
Katie Holmes in the eye before the event took place. I
guess the flash bulbs would have short circuited their brains.
People estimate the cost of the event to be $400,000. How
the hell does this cost $400,000? It's at someones house.
Either they had kickass hour-deurves or they just gave
everyone who attended a car to actually show up at their
Rome wedding.If I were on the guest list, I would bring a
wedding present from Tori Spelling's garage sale.[Source]

posted by pepsiblogger @ 4:07 AM

Playboy Red Carpet See Thru Extravaganza

I like reading Playboy. I have read it for years. However,
I notice that I neer se the red carpet see thru and nipple slip pictures
from the back ever get on the internet. So I went ahead and scanned
them in, and give them to you. This is from the January 2007 issue.
Included, Catherine Zeta Jones, Victoria Beckham, Elle Macpherson,
and Sophie Monk. I flipped thru the pages a second ago, and I gotta
say Playboy is gtting more risky. They are starting to show full on
clit. I am sure Britney Spears would love to do a shoot. Pamela
Anderson is on the cover. I will scan those in eventually.I think
I will start scanning these in monthly.May as well, no one else does.

Enjoy.

posted by pepsiblogger @ 1:27 AM

Sunday, December 10, 2006

Brangelina wedding debunked

Yea this is spin. Branjelina are now saying their wedding
is a no go. Rmors had it that they were going to get married on
Christmas, but now their rep denies all reports. "It's all made
up." People were even saying Oprah would be attending the
wedding. Why would Oprah be attending the wedding? What
the fuck do Brangelina have to do with Oprah? And why is Oprah
the hot commodity to have at a wedding? Is she the something
old part of something old,something new,something borrowed,
something blue?"Oprah would not be invited to the wedding.
They are not that close." Says a source close to the couple. It's
a shame they are not tying they knot. I mean what will Brad
say if he decides not to get hitched? Sorry baby the world recognizes
us as a couple and I adopted your kids, but you are no ttthe one.
This of course is spin. The two more than likely will get married
in December. I have no idea why anyone would want to get
married in South Africa. More than likely, Oprah will be there
she will be the maid of honor.[ Source]

posted by pepsiblogger @ 10:53 PM

We need more Vanessa Marcil

Sandwiched in between Nikki Cox and Molly Sims,
it is hard to be considered the hot one on Las Vegas. But
she is by far the hottest crew member of the show. I
watched Friday night, and I personally was un amused
with most of the show. Its a nice show, and it is entertaining
but it doesn't live up to Law and Order. But the women do.
I wouldn't be surprised if after the show was over, she landed
some B-List hosting job on VH1. Just about that time she will
have to start considering Playboy. Thats really the only option
when trying to satisfy the male demographic.

posted by pepsiblogger @ 12:12 PM

Gwen Stefani Winds Up SNL

First of all I wanna say SNL sucks and still does. This is just
their nugget of gold in a pile of shit. Gwen performed "Wind It Up"
on SNL last night, and it was an entertaining performance. I love
seeing Gwen and when she had the baby, I thought she would
become plump and misfigured. But shes smokin. I bought
The Sweet Escape and it is almost a cover to cover listen. She
actually does better sans No Doubt. But she still needs to revamp
their relationship before she becomes a full out pop girl. Either
way I'll keep listening, and looking.

posted by pepsiblogger @ 12:03 PM

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