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Friday, December 08, 2006

Victoria Beckham tries to act like she is not a robot

Must cover frame. Computer chips freezing. Here is
Posh Beckham trying to act like she can feel warmth. Where
the fuck is she a bus stop? When she is not upstaging TomKat's
wedding and following Katie everywhere she goes, she is
is usually whoring around in some ridiculous outfit, and making
sure her cleavage is obscenely robust. I am surprised she doesn't
show cleavage in this outfit. This is actually the most normal
outfit I have ever seen Beckham in. I am sure as soon as she
got in her limo she changed into a wedding dress with cone tits.
[Source]

posted by pepsiblogger @ 3:10 PM

Thursday, December 07, 2006

Wanna swap saliva with Lindsay Lohan?

You can when she hocks
a loogey on your ass.
[Egotastic]

Beyonce does her best
impression of Freddy
Kruger.[ IDLYITW]

Keira Knightly does
not need makeup to
look smokin hot.
[ Hollywood Rag]

The Victoria's Secret
fashion show. If this is
the first time you seeing
this, you are a homosexual.
[ Hollywood Tuna]

KFed is trying to act like
his CD isn't the lowest selling
CD since the Gary Coleman
Christmas album.
[ A Socialite's Life]

Tori Spelling is having a
yard sale. I am going to give
her $2 for her dignity.
[ Pink Is The New Blog]

Just when I thought Elizabeth
Hurley is dead or ugly.
[ Popoholic]

Lets face it. Smelling like
Gwen won't make you Gwen.
[ Glitterati]

VH1's I Love New York
soon to be the largest corny
D-List spinoff in American
history. [ Tabloid Whore]

posted by pepsiblogger @ 6:47 PM

Britney puts in her two cents about her two cent poon

The ring leader in the axis of evil has made an official
statement on her website. Comenting on how she deserves
to party and how she has jumped the gun on showing the
world her nay nay zone. "Its been so long since I've been out
on the town with friends.It's also been two years since I've
even celebrated my birthday.Every move I make at this point
has been magnified more than I expected, and I probably did
take my new found freedom a little too far.Anyway, thank god
for Victoria's Secrets' new underwear line!I look forward to a new
year and a new me.Im just getting started...Happy Holidays
everyone!" So wow. I read that last part. Im just getting started.
What does that insinuate? Is she going to get more extreme?
Is she going to drop trow and spread her lips on The Today
Show? IS she going to make out with Paris Hilton in another
mens room? Is she going to start a full out destruction derby
with Lindsay Lohan up and down the Sunset strip, swerving
and crashing into the paparazzi and then spitting and cursing
on them when they do not get out of their way? I mean this
is what the queen of pop has to say on her official website
at this point of her life. No mention of her custody battle.
No mention that the child services are investigating her again
on a number of charges, and no mention that KFed when it
comes to the facts, may actually get sole custody of the kids
when in comparison of daily habits. I predict, two more
crotch flashes by the end of the week, 6 days straight with
Paris, and not a single new song written in the end.[Source]

posted by pepsiblogger @ 11:12 AM

Taylor Hicks to bore us all to sleep with old people music

If you looked up senior citizen in the dictionary
you would see a picture of Taylor Hicks right next to it.
It seems that he is leaking what songs are going to be on
his new CD, as they are not his songs anyway. He follows in
classic American Idol spirit and will make a CD of almost
complete remakes. Apparently arthritis limits the artist
creative input. On Dec.12 he will be shitting out, "Ain't
That Peculiar" and "Wherever I Lay My Hat" by Marvin Gaye.
Gay is right. Anyone who buys this CD should be castrated in
public and buried in an unmarked grave. I am sure the
same amount of people will spring for this blowhorn as
the amount who sprung for KFed's Playing With Fire.
Remember Playing With Fire? Didn't think so. I can't
beleive this shit is gonna be in stores before the holiday season.
This is worse than coal. I wouldn't use this as a stocking stuffer
on my worse enemy. Unless my worse enemy is Taylor Hicks.

posted by pepsiblogger @ 7:44 AM

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

When talking about Kevin Federline, is it still considered slander?

Oh. I guess when in financial straits and trying
to get a D-List reality show on TV, it must be hard to
heard such offenseive comments. I am sure when ex
fiancee Kerri Whittington blasted Kevin Federline for
possibly cheating on Britney Spears, Kevin was just
too busy making his show to stand up and prove to the
world that he was a champ. Yea right. Whoever this
aweful woman is, she crawled out of the trailer park for
her 15 seconds of fame. Saying,"It wouldn't surprise me if
he cheated on Britney Spears.He was forever in Vegas partying
with his buddies and girls.There are more than enough stories
of him getting close to strippers.It's a joke.He's horrible.
He's an embarrassment." Too true. Of course he isn't as
much of an embarrassment as his now Paris canoodling,
coochie flashing, career destroying wife. I personally
do not blame him on any count of cheating on Britney Spears
after seeing that 10th round K.O. poon of hers. I want
to remind people of something. KFed is married to Britney
Spears. Their divorce is not final. They are still husband and wife.
I know, I do not like it either. As long as I am reminding people
of that, I will go on to remind of something else that is inevitable
in the matrix that is KFed. He isn't going anywhere. He
is going to continue to see his kids,even if he loses custody, and
he will still continue to be more corny and D-Listy as Flavor Flav.
So before you write off this desperate couch-potatoe.Remember
he will be in the headlines for the next few years.[Source]

posted by pepsiblogger @ 11:05 PM

Are we seeing Wimpson?

Awe. In between crying spells and panic attacks
onstage, Jessica Simpson found some time to flirt around
with co-star Luke Wilson. The two are in Shreveport,LA.
filming Blonde Ambition. They were seen at the hotspot
Phoenix Underground. I know Shreveport has a hotspot.
" Luke was there the night before and wanted to show the place
to Jessica." I don't know what he is doing doing this movie. I
suppose he assumes since his career is pretty good, he can
afford to do a fuck off nothing movie. He ought to make a movie
with Vaughn again. They can both talk about how they loved
tapping D-List ass. I am sure while at the club Jessica danced
conservatively and answered questions to confirm that she
has no actual personality. If I were at the nightclub, I would
have slapped her ass and seen if she kicked me in the throat
like in the HD commercial.[ Source]

posted by pepsiblogger @ 10:53 PM

Sa La Vi Vaughniston

Booya! Sorry ice queen, Vince Vaughn found a younger
broad to bang. Vaughniston is officially dunzo. Their reps
came together to release a joint statement to People magazine
that they have mutually agreed to break off the relationship.
It seems that this break up came right on the tails of a
London tabloid that Vaughn was seen "canoodling" with
a young blonde. They did however go out of their way to
convince the public they were still an item, and are still
very much so into each other. It was a farce. This is like the
current war. "Oh yea there are WMD's, yea the intelligence is
correct." However in this relationship,they finally buckled
and owned up that they do not like each other. But it was
worth a try bullshitting us. This is a mutual agreement, but
I think it has something to do with Aniston not wanting to
date a guy whos next movie is Fred Claus. Anniston will
go on to star in The Coldest Ice Hearted Bitch On Earth.
A biography about herself.[Source]

posted by pepsiblogger @ 10:41 PM

Monday, December 04, 2006

Tori Spelling to write future New York Times Worstseller

I seriously tried to find the most attractive Tori
Spelling picture I could find. Which is almost an oxymoron.
News is she is going to write a book. Yea apparently
she knows how to write things other than a check. So
She tells USA Today that she will write the book while she
has time. What with being pregnant and making a half ass
reality series with husband Dean McDermott about them
running a bed and breakfast on The Oxygen Network, she
has no real time to actually do something that would
require braincells. And of course she is going to use a
ghostwriter. Beleive it or not Simon and Schuster is going
to publish it. I mean I guess they'll publish anything.
She will write about plastic surgery and how she was never
in a physically abusive relationship,just verbal. However
if she had sex with the guy while they were together I
suggest that is physical abuse on her part. She will also
write about how when her father died at 83 on June 23
he left her less than $1 million in a $300 million estate.
Reguarding her destitute lack of cash she says,
"You have to take everything with a grain of salt. I am
not ashamed to admit circumstances have changed, and
you work with things the best you can.Its important for
me to tell people about the struggles. I found that money
can't buy love." If by struggles she means having access to
less than $10 million at any given time fo rthe past 6 months
then yes, that is a dilemma, for a multi billionare.I look
forward to reading this. Or looking at the pictures which is
what this book will be judging by the author. I hope to
god they put this in the wildlife section.

posted by pepsiblogger @ 4:53 PM

American Royalty

Scarlett Johansson is gracing the cover of Royalty
magazine this month. I picked up a copy of this in the store
the other day, and I gotta say, London looks good on her.
She was quoted about how much she loves London and
how priviledged she is to be working there. Oddly the entire
story was about her working on her film The Black Dahlia, which
is almost out of theatres. She also was quoted as saying that Woody
Allen is the sexiest man alive and she loved filming Match Point
there. Currently she is still there filming The Last Boleyn Girl
with sex queen Natalie Portman. I uderstand Johansson wanting
to stay in London. But I don't understand what the hell she is
talking about saying Allen is the sexiest man alive. I mean that
guy is sick. Skinny and spuddering. He married his step daughter
Which in the states makes him a pedophile. If all you need to
do is live up to Woody Allen to land Scarlett Johansson
then I like my chances.Look at her with that cigarette. So proper.

posted by pepsiblogger @ 4:40 PM

Paris Hilton tries to ditch date and gets busted

With her helping Britney Spears earn her doctorate
in sluttiness and avoiding Lindsay Lohan, Hilton has had
almost no time to herself to prove to the world what a
dumbass she is. Apparently she was out on a date, and
she wasn't liking the guy who was in front of her. Thinking
he wasn't her "type." Meaning less than $150mil in the bank.
So she decided to fake an emergency call from her mom.Contact
music reports her as saying,"I was out with this guy and after
5 minutes I totally new he was not my type.So I pretend my mum
was on the phone adn I had to go home urgently.But while I
pretended to be on the phone with her, it started ringing.
So he knew I wasn't really speaking to her." Wow, I
am surprised this guy hadn't already had sex with her that
far into the date. He had to be a loser. I mean who goes on a
date with Paris Hilton and doesn't get laid. Here's a pic of
her practicing her notorious nipple slip. I have no idea when
it is from, but here anyway.

posted by pepsiblogger @ 4:17 PM

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