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Saturday, November 25, 2006

Jack Black skips an opportunity to bang Jennifer Love Hewitt

I know. This idiot is probably full of shit but he
is still claiming that not too long ago Jennifer Love
Hewitt and he were on a set together when JLH
asked him " Let's hang out, go to my room..." and
decided not too cause he was seeing someone else
at the time. " I thought she meant her trailer but
then I realised she meant her hotel room. I didn't
capitalise on it though." He was quoted as saying.
Jack I know you're famous. Jack I know you have
golden records. Jack I know you are funny. But when
a tinseltown top cut asks you to go back to her hotel
room you go! Isn't this the guy who was engaged to
Laura Kightlinger? Not only am I saddened by this
but I am worried for Jennifer Love Hewitt's confidence.
I mean getting shot down by Jack Black. I just wanna say
Jennifer if you ever wanna bang me, ever want me to
" go back to your trailer" I am here. I want you to know
my offer stands until I am six feet in the ground.

posted by pepsiblogger @ 11:35 AM

Thursday, November 23, 2006

Jenny on the Cock

J-Lo is pissed she is
being spoofed in a
porn film.
[Hollywood Rag]

Salma Hayek wins
breast of the year.
[ Egotastic]

Tweedle Dee and
Tweedle Dumber
are hangin out again.
[ DListed]

Keira Knightly is
engaged.
[IDLYITW]

Pamela Anderson is
guarding her reputation
of huge slut.
[ Hollywood Tuna]

April Scott looks great
in a thong.
[ Popoholic]

Heidi Klum will be
resuming her hotness
shortly.
[ Pink Is The New Blog]

Brangelina head to
Cambodia.
[ A Socialite's Life]

posted by pepsiblogger @ 7:25 PM

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Michelle Tratchenberg is special

A special victim. This upcoming week Michelle Trachtenberg
will be on an episode of Law and Order: Special Victims Unit.
She plays an internet YouTube sensation who is kidnapped live
on the internet as she steams up the camera. Afterwards she
is held captive and used as ransom bait over, you guessed it
YouTube. I personally can't wait to see some Trachtenberg.
She's smokin hot and I fell in love after Eurotrip. This however
isn't her first appearance on Law and Order. In 1990 she
played Dina Driscoll in an episode titled God Bless the Child.
I look forward to seeing our pale little princess get violated
on YouTube. On TV of course, I wouldn't want that in real
life. Well yea.

posted by pepsiblogger @ 6:58 PM

Take it off Lindsay, you're earning your paycheck now

I was at Borders book store, and I was reading
some fashion magazines. French,WWD, and POP. It
seems some, or most of the models in the ads for the
Prada Miu Miu line are nude. If they are not partially
nude they are totally nude. Miuccia Prada chose Lohan
this fall and is using Lohan as the spokeperson/model
for the collection this summer/spring 2007. She got
done shooting the ads this past weekend in London.
We are used to this by now. The pictures will not be
as candid as Lohan's nether regions while exiting
a Bentley or Benz, but if she follows in the wake of the
other models, she will have full on breast and buttock
shots. I personally can't wait to see the ads, or any
ads showing Lohan for that matter. But these will be
a bit more revealing.

posted by pepsiblogger @ 1:07 PM

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Another loser lands a hotty with a body

Is this a new trend? Is it "hip" for amazing
Hollywood singer/actresses to hook up with the
most boring normal uncool c-listers in the country?
Now John Mayer is talented, I like some of his music.
He isn't the flashiest of celebrities and he certainly
doesn't look like he has the "finesse" to land a peice of
ass like Jessica Simpson. We see this condition with alot
of pop icons. Christina Aguilera is dating a guy so boring
and unenthusiastic I dont even remember his name.
Jessica Alba is dating Cash Warren the assistant director
for Fantastic Four. And I am no beauty judge, but he
isn't the male Jessica Alba. I am supposing there is more
to a name than I assume. J-Lo is married to a blood crazy
zombie. Marc Anthony is the walking undead and
sleeps in a coffin. How they can have a satisfactory life
together is beyond me. Now Jessica Simpson is giving
it up to a guy who wears Levis and a Fruit Of The Loom
shirt everywhere he goes. She will be off to the south to
film Blonde Ambition soon. Maybe after that launches her
career a little, she will be able to date someone within her
caliber.

posted by pepsiblogger @ 3:39 PM

Monday, November 20, 2006

Kfed skips another club gig, and the world is richer for it

This guy needs to take a break. I mean not performing
for weeks in a row has got to be exhausting. Apparently
at club Fever he decided not to perform for his awaiting
audience. The Atlanta nightclub promised his performance
but instead he went from VIP section to VIP secttion
asking if anyone wanted to go to his next gig. Him bombing
is one thing, but why if you were a quasy talented rapper
like Biz Markie would you want to affiliate yourself with
such a loser. Surely he will have better success at his next gig
in L.A. Though he better leave now, cause it will take him a
couple days to get there via Volvo since he can't afford a
plane ticket. I am thinking, he is avoiding Vegas cause Britney
is there. And Britney will not leave until Kfed is broke from
highway driving and splurging on out of state "hos." He
can't go to Sin City and gamble his way to a financial comfort
zone. He will die penniless and ignored in a southern state he
would have never seen if not for his pathetic pop tour. I
am sure he will win our hearts back if he releases the sex
tape and Spederline become a much more public affair.

posted by pepsiblogger @ 8:38 PM

JLo thinks she is better than TomKat

She is a usic artist and partial actress, so maybe she is
entitled to some special treatment, but when you are on a
plane, full of scientologists, and piloted by John Travolta on
your way to Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' wedding, you
can consider yourself amongst your own. However J-Lo
had to out do everyone by being better dressed, better
prepared and better accomodated. She had her assistant
secure the "best seats" on the jet before take off by lying
her belongings all over them. She had her hair stylist
Ken Paves reserve a room at the Hassler Hotel to prepare
her for the event. The only other celebrities staying at the
Hassler was Tom and Katie themselves. On the November 16
casual dinner, J-Lo showed up in a designer gown while the
rest of the guests wore casual dress clothes. Did she use
the main lobby of the Odescalchi castle as her powder room?
Or was she busy ordering fluffers to primp her pillows on her
embroidered thrown in the guest rows? All this from a woman
who had a song titled Jenny On The Block.

posted by pepsiblogger @ 6:20 PM

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