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Saturday, November 18, 2006

TomKat give a whole new meaning to the words When In Rome

So now its done. Over a year in the making and TomKat
have tied the knot. Of course, this wan't the official wedding.
That took place in Los Angeles before they even left for Rome.
This is a fake wedding. They are acting like they are getting
married. They are good at that. Tom an actor,Katie an actress
acting like they are happy with their child they acted like Katie
gave birth to. The wedding was a full fledged freak show. I
expected some humble guests, a nice crowd with the focus on
Cruise and his newly brainwashed bride. Instead we got
Posh spice showing up in a hat that, if it would have been raining
would have caught fifty plus gallons of water in the brim. And
wearing a dress that mashed up her boobs so it looked like her
dress was a size too small. And a massive knot on the cleavage.
However she is Katies best friend, so she was there. Unlike Marc
Anthony. Who is he friends with? He was invited and brought
his attention whoring wife J-Lo. Who showed up looking great
but clearly pissed she wasn't getting the attention Posh was
getting.On a stranger note, Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy
showed up. Why rubberface and not Stephen Speilberg was there
I do not know. A lot of other freaks showed up, but no one worth
mentioning as the rest acted and dressed incredibly boring. The
event was huge, the wedding of the century. The head of Scient-
ology David Miscavige was Tom Cruise's best man. The cake was
a five tiered white chocolate cake studded with white chocolate
chips. I looked through the guest list, and it mentions these
celebs, but it usually says Jim Carey and Posh Spice among others.
Who exactly are the others who fall under the category of Jim Carrey
and Posh Spice. What D-Listers? As for the wedding gift, Katie
gave Tom a Vacheron Constatin watch worth $23,000. He
gave Katie, a role in his next film. The are using Brad and

Jen's wedding photographer from their 2000 wedding.

Which I assume means Cruise will split from Kate in five

years leaving her to make a sham of her movie career and

Cruise will head off to India to adopt children with a

woman so hell bent on abducting children that even the

people of Inia will refer to her as a "crude monster."

posted by pepsiblogger @ 10:27 PM

Thursday, November 16, 2006

GQ should change the name of their magazine to LL

Lindsay is swimming
in a sea of herself.
[ Egotastic]

Paris Hilton wants
to spread her STD's
to yet another person.
[ IDLYITW]

Scarlett Johansen
hates Bush. Well the
president.
[Hollywood Rag]

India does not want
Jolie to adopt their
children. [ Defamer]

J-Lo can dress. At
least she can do one
thing.
[ A Socialite's Life]

Lindsay Lohan hosts
the World Music Awards.
Apparently WMA got their
budget cut.
[ Pink Is The New Blog]

Victoria Secret is having
their fashion show soon.
One event Lindsay Lohan
will not be hosting.
[ Popsugar]

Fergie thinks people
shouldn't insult her.
Thats like saying
comedians can't tell jokes.
[ Popoholic]

Mary Kate and Ashley
Olsen burn your soul with
their eyes.
[DListed]

posted by pepsiblogger @ 4:01 PM

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

The witnesses of the Tomkat scientology ceremony

Alot of people are invited to this wedding. Alot of famous
people. Not the most famous people.This is by far the biggest
celebrity wedding of all time. The preparation is like nothing
we could have expected in tying the knot. And apparently
pictures will be widely available. The mayor of the town which
Tomkat are getting hitched, is charging $1,200 for photgraphers
to take pictures at the event. They are "renting" out upper
balconies to people willing to pay. Above Tomkat's wedding.
That is $1200 into 1,200,000. As for the list. Giorgio Armani,
Leah Remini, Kirstie Alley, Jeanne Elfman, John Travolta,
Kelly Preston,Priscilla and Lisa Presley, Jada and Will Smith,
Mark Anthony,Victoria and Dave Beckham, Andrea Bocelli,
and Brooke Sheilds.Andrea Bocelli by the way is a blind
Tenor. Yea I dont know.However TomKat managed to hire
a "private jet" for his scientologist buddies, who are attending the
event. Piloted by John Travolta I am sure. But of all this I ask,
Is J-Lo going to be at the wedding? I mean Mark "zombie"
Anthony will be going. I dunno why.So I am sure J-Lo will
be going trying to hog attention and spraying her funky Glo on
everybody.And now there are reports of Tomkat going commando
for some scientology nuptual.So Andrea Bocelli,blind, and them
going commando. This reminds me of Eyes Wide Shut, where the
piano player is blindfolded. Perhaps the Roman Scientology
Ceremony will become an A List celebrity orgy. But never the less
we will see thousands of pictures in every magazine forever.

posted by pepsiblogger @ 7:20 PM

Kfed writes singles ad on shower wall

Kevin Federline, ex of Britney Spears and future
hobo has taken his search for females on his shower wall.
He has scribbled this in his dressing room bathroom at
The House of Blues in Chicago. Apparently he is doing so
well without Britney, he can curse her however he wishes
without fear of reprise. This will actually hurt his case
to win custody of his kids very bad. Known as slander.
However, I will disect this writing into a reality more
becoming of KFed as this puts him on too high a horse
to be taken seriously. Today- a day which Kevin Federline
will spend hopelessly wonder what he will do without his
wife's influence. I am a free man- if by free he means
free to go city to city realizing he has no friends or fans
and get more broke doing it.Ladies look out- meaning run
for the hills. His bank account is draining and he needs
another notorious female too mooch off of until he releases
a sequel to his whining.Fuck a wife- I hope he means sex with
Britney Spears. That was the only thing he had going for
him. Because if he means "forget" her, he is insinuating
he doesn't need her or is better off without her, which isn't
true.Give me my kids bitch- I don't think KFed will be "given"
anything.And the more he drags her through court and threatens
sex video sales, the further the possibility will become.
And they are the couples kids. And by calling her a bitch
it will further hurt him in court. Way to go KFed, you are
playing all of your cards horribly. I am pretty sure this is
a slam dunk for Britney.

posted by pepsiblogger @ 11:47 AM

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Does this kid match these shoes

Brangelina continue Adoption
World Tour '06.
[Celebrity Nation]

And Oprah can forget
about seeing TomKat
tie the knot.
[ Popsugar]

Paris snubs the Hilton.
No wonder she is not
going to take over the
company.
[Hollywood Rag]

Holmes gets Dirty
for her babies daddy.
[Defamer]

Imagine if Mary Kate
Olsen had a twin. Oh wait
she does. [City Rag]

Paris Hilton is part
Irish. So she's an O'Slut.
[ A Socialite's Life]

More evidence that
Suri is fake.
[ Pink Is The New Blog]

Jordan is smokin hot in
her lingerie release.
[ Egotastic]

Anna Nicole Smith is having
a hard time admitting she
is homeless.
[ DListed]

posted by pepsiblogger @ 1:05 PM

Monday, November 13, 2006

Spears sex tape, is it true

News over the weekend is, Spears has in fact made
a sex tape with Kevin Federline, and he is selling it. The
going rate is $50 million. This sounds like a hoax story
but this being reported by multiple credible sources. He
has shopped it around to a large amount of buyers, and the
highest offer so far is $52 million.He will either sell it, or
sell it to Britney for $30 million and custody of their two
kids. Sources close to Britney said, " At the time they
were in the honeymoon stages of their relationship and
couldn't keep their hands off each other. They did nothing
all day but have sex- and play the odd game of chess." This
was during their period when they first met and were living
out of The Beverly Hills Hotel.The highest bidder is a company
in Arizona. If this does get sold, it will be burned and thrown
on the internet in a matter of hours. And I personally look
forward to seeing it.Spears is also worried about this hurting
her wholesome image. Right. Either way, I would much like
to see this vid being posted all over the internet instead of that
loser get to keep their two kids.

posted by pepsiblogger @ 6:47 AM

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