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Friday, November 10, 2006
Lindsay Lohan refers to Paris Hilton as a genital region

Paris Hilton is a cunt.
[Egotastic]

Britney reinvents her
ugliness.[DListed]

Jessica Simpson hires
an eDick.
[IDLYITW]

Denise Richards
attacks people with
labtops.
[Defamer]

Cameron Diaz to
get plastic surgery
on her perfect nose.
[ Celebrity Nation]

Christina Aguilera to
bring her sleazefest
to your hometown.
[ Hollywood Tuna]

Alicia Keys makes beleive
she is important.
[ Popsugar]

Brian Austin Green
has the hottest fiance
in Hollywood.
[ A Socialite's Life]

Salma Hayek has the
best breasts in Hollywood.
[ Popoholic]

posted by pepsiblogger @ 12:49 AM  
Kfed files for full custody of his shorties
November 8 2006 Kevin Federline has filed for full
custody of his two sons Sean Preston Spears and Jayden
James Spears. Britney is going to battle for custody and of
course get it when they go to court in the following weeks.
He is also suing for spousal support and demanding Britney
pay his full court costs. He is very lucky Britney is even
allowing visitation rights. However Britney's airtight prenup
will not allow spousal support or support of KFed's other
two children or his other x wife.Kevin was heard saying
"You know I'm free, wanna dance with a pimp?" in
The House of Blues on November 9th just after filing
for custody. Courtwise, he may get court costs paid for,
Britney sprung the divorce petition in the middle of his
nationwide "tour" so he can argue these court appearances
are extremely inconvenient. KFed however, is not gone.
If permitted visitation rights he will continue to be in
magazines picking up the kids from Britneys home, he
will stay in the tabloids. Britney will have to move to
London to keep him away from her.If I were KFed,
I would take a chapter from the book of Saddam Hussein.
I would show up in Los Angeles County Superior Court
and say he cannot get a fair trial anywhere because he is
America's most hated.To attempt to get full custody of
the kids is ridiculous. HE could go for partial and probably
get it.Kfed in the meantime will continue to not sell albums.
posted by pepsiblogger @ 12:23 AM  
Thursday, November 09, 2006
Fair Thee Well Spederline
After two years of pathetic puppy love, Britney Spears
decided to divorce Kevin Federline. The papers were filed on
November 7 while the couple were separated in different
parts of New York. This is by far the most predicted marital
move since Nicky Hilton divorced Todd Meister. This is
however Britney's second divorce. The first one had no sort
of pre nup , however Jason Alexander walked away with
nothing. All of this is mixed up in the midst of KFed's
bombing concert appearances and poor album sales. On
top of that KFed just recently broke his wrist. Everyone
is now expected a "monumental" comeback from Britney
Spears on the pop scene. But the fact is, marrying a lazy
loser for two years only to come back and say "Hey I am
not wasting my life with a poser" isn't exactly "taking over
the world." Britney was even seen not wearing her wedding
band in the following events after filing.



posted by pepsiblogger @ 3:34 AM  
Wednesday, November 08, 2006
Kirstie Alley blinds millions by appearing in bikini on Oprah
I just finished filling two Hefty bags with vomit after
witnessing this failed attempt at ratings.Kirstie Alley retired
from being a morbidly obese couch potatoe, and may take
a stab at being an actress again.The 55 year old beach whale
said among other things that she not only quit eating, but
quit smoking. This would have been a good idea two decades
ago when she started sounding like an italian mob boss with
a cigar fetish.Her former diet included "Twenty sugar free
popsicles,twelve grape sodas, chips, two burritos, a tostada,
etc."This is more than I eat in a week. I hope she knows that
acting is no longer an option, not even The Surreal Life wants
her. I do hope she sucked the fat out and saved it for Nicole
Richie.
posted by pepsiblogger @ 5:13 AM  
Tuesday, November 07, 2006
Don't follow Hilary Duff

Aparently it is illegal to
stalk and threaten to
kill Hilary Duff.
[Celebrity Nation]

Kevin Federline is
living it up in New York.
[ Pink Is The New Blog]

Jessica Biel isn't posing
nude, she isn't posing
clothed either.
[IDLYITW]

An audio sex tape. Thats
the equivalent of porn
in brail.
[ Egotastic]

Brooke Hogan goes on
a nationwide fertilizer tour.
[ Hollywood Rag]

Fergie does Tyra.
Unfortunately she doesn't
actually do Tyra.
[ Hollywood Tuna]

Survivor for pirates. I
don't think there would
be alot of survivors.
[ Defamer]

Brad Pitt is an old
man with grey hair.
[DListed]

Madonna is taking a break
from trying to be Angelina
Jolie. [Popsugar]




posted by pepsiblogger @ 9:34 AM  
Monday, November 06, 2006
Affleck says Vote or Die
Bennifer or J-LO's ex slave is at Central Connecticut
State Unniversity to try to convince college kids to vote.
What Ben Affleck has to do with voting or college I have no
idea. He is like 40 and he couldn't hold a conversation with
a politician if he had Steven Hawkings translating."It's not
about politics. It's about what you can do for your district."
Said Affleck. What fucking district is he talking about? Does
Affleck live in Connecticut? The kids at college aren't going
to make a dent in Hollywood's politics. I suppose it is Afflecks
attempt to look smart. And stay in front of TV cameras.
Remember Project Greenlight? Him and Matt Damon.
Matt Damon is starring in about three Oscar nominated
movies right now and has more to come, and Afflecks last
role was Clerks two. I hope Afflecks "democratic influence"
makes a difference in these students lives. I am sure they
are turning around and voting republican after they walk
out of the fund raiser.

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posted by pepsiblogger @ 8:47 AM  
Chris Rock breaks ball and chain
Chris Rock decided after 10 years of marriage
to the same woman, its time to call it quits and try
to marry a hotty.He ranted many times on his stand up
tours about how much it sucks to be married. And now
he's gone and divorced his wife. Ironically he is starring
in an upcoming movie called I Think I LOve My Wife
Their marriage was survived by their two daughters,
Lola 4 and Zahara 2.So let's see. Moakler is ditching Travis
Barker, Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillipe are done,
Rock and Malaak split, and Paul McCartney and Heather
Mills throw in the towel. Seems like this is the new baby
trend. I hope KFed and Spears follow.
posted by pepsiblogger @ 12:23 AM  
Sunday, November 05, 2006
Paris is the most famous person in the world

Paris, if anyone, deserves
a star on the walk of fame.
[Celebrity Nation]

Christina Aguilera is
still not naked.
[Hollywood Rag]

Anna Nicole Smith's
baby daddy is not Howard
K. Stern. I bet its that
fucking poodle she always
makes out with.
[ A Socialite's Life]

Kanye West thinks
he is talented.
[ IDLYITW]

Tom Cruise is the king
of Hollywood.
[Defamer]

No matter how many kids,
Angelina Jolie is still hot.
[Pink Is The New Blog ]

Jim Carey is still counting
his lucky stars.
[ Popsugar]

A year in the life of Paris.
[ City Rag]
posted by pepsiblogger @ 12:07 AM  

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