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Wednesday, June 01, 2011
Are You Ready For The Unveil?
Tonight is the big night! I will be getting the domain and showing off the new layout on WordPress to the entire world. There is a lot of buzz around Twitter and I think a lot of people are looking forward to it. It'll be sweet! I will do a post on here redirecting people to the new blog and I am sure you will all be happy. I may do a "reflective" post on here regarding my years on Blogger but I am continuing posts on the new site so I will keep it brief. Stay tuned freak-a-leeks! xoxo
Linkage
Arnold Schwarzenegger hires a divorce lawyer- Celebrity Dirty LaundryTrailer: Don't Be Afraid Of The Dark- Celebrity VIP Lounge
Justin Timberlake talks Britney Spears is Vanity Fair- Ear Sucker
Sean Penn is looking sad- Fit Fab Celeb
Kim Kardashian wants to change her last name now too- Have U Heard
Nichole Hiltz arrested for child neglect- Hilary Shepherd
Beyonce released a new single- Hollywood Hiccups
Rihanna has a new music video- I Need My Fix
Christina Aguilera's hair looks ridonkulous- Mathew Guiver
McDreamy is moving on- Oh The Scandal
Audrina Patridge: too skinny for her own good?- Right Celebrity
Amanda Seyfried Is Back On The Market
Amanda Seyfried and Ryan Phillippe have mutually decided to call it quits on their 7 month relationship. I guess the sex just got boring? I can not imagine sex getting boring with Amanda Seyfried but if I were Ryan Phillippe and could literally get any chick he wanted to in Hollywood then the word "girlfriend" would be a four letter word. It be all about friends with benefits.
Snooki's License Has Been Revoked
Snooki got popped the other day as you know for slamming into a police car sending two police to the ER. Now her license has been revoked so she will not be doing any driving in this season of Jersey Shore. Not like it matters cause they drink all the time anyway and always have to rely on a cab. At least I hope they rely on a cab.
Hayden Panettiere Loves Awkward Sex
Hayden Panettiere likes to date these dudes who are like 7'6 350 lbs. which makes it very difficult for her itty bitty body to have intercourse with them. Of course she has had a lot of boyfriends so maybe she doesn't put out in the first place? This time it is the NY Jets QB Mark Sanchez. I think she likes to believe she is a mini Kardashian but you have to hand it to her, it is hook ups like this that keep her in the tabloids? Does she currently have a role on tv or working on any movies? I don't think so.
Molly Sims Is Off The Market
Cutie patootie Molly Sims who starred on the failed television show Las Vegas (full of sexy babes) is now engaged to the producer from Love And Other Drugs Scott Stuber. No word on the wedding date but since both of these cats are pretty old, I am better it will be soon. Congrats!
Kim Zolciak Had A Baby Boy
Some chick named Kim Zolciak from Real Housewives Of Atlanta had a baby boy Tuesday night. I do not watch the show but I am sure somewhere down the line I reported that she was preggers so this is more or less just a follow up story. Judging by the pic I am not sure who would want to knock her up. Not pretty.
Kim Kardashian Might Be Preggers
OK so according to OK magazine Kim Kardashian is pregnant. These are one of the tabloids that will do just about anything for an exclusive so I think they are going to say she is pregnant and then when Kim gets pregnant afterwards OK can say that they broke the story. I wouldn't be terribly surprised if Kim got preggers but I don't think she would make a very good mom cause something about her just screams bitch and she is incredibly superficial and superficial people make shitty parents.
Tuesday, May 31, 2011
It's Comin' Up
Just lettin' y'all know that the launch of the blog on Wordpress is comin' up. I will buy the domain tomorrow but the launch will not be until Thursday. Starting Thursday afternoon, there will be updates on the new layout. It'll be fun. Afterwards I will make a permanent post on here saying that the blog has moved. I will also tag every post at the bottom so people can be redirected properly. Are you excited?! Can you feel it?! It's gonna be EPIC! Good things happening. xoxo
Linkage
Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise wear heels at the beach. WTF?- Celeb Baby LaundryPrince William and Kate Middleton cover Vanity Fair- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Nelly battling drug and money issues?- Celebrity VIP Lounge
Khloe Kardashian worried over baby struggles- Ear Sucker
Selma Blair is glowing- Fit Fab Celeb
Kim Kardashian Tweets her way through Monte Carlo- Have U Heard
Casey Anthony defense claims accidental drowning- Hilary Shepherd
Titles and release dates released for The Hobbit- Hollywood Hiccups
Sean Penn in bedroom trouble?- I Need My Fix
Jake Gyllenhaal is a stud- Mathew Guiver
Sean Kingston stabilized after jet skiing accident- Oh The Scandal
Disney's assault on the U.S. Navy- Swanky Celebs
Jessica Alba To Have Another Girl!
Jessica Alba and her husband cash Warren just announced that they are going to have another baby girl. Honor (3) will finally have someone to play with as she grows up. I think that is pretty great. Congrats to the young couple!
The Do's And Don't's For Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan is in the middle of her house arrest where she will be painting and coloring and farting and all kinds of shit. She can do just about anything she wants if she really wants to but there are rules. They are as follow...She can:
Leave the house for medical appointments and visits to the probation department
Have visitors
Use the internet and phone as much as she likes
She can't:
Leave the interior of the home
Go to work or do community service
Fuck with the ankle bracelet as an alarm will sound
... sounds like a shitty deal but at least she is not in the clink.
Maria Shriver Spends Memorial Day At The Beach With The Children
Maria Shriver could give a fuck less about her estranged husband Arnold Schwarzenegger these days and an important holiday will not drive her to be back with him. Instead, she spent the weekend at the beach with her kids and Arnold was in Idaho (wtf). Anyway, I don't think she spent any time in a bikini which I am very grateful for cause I don't wanna have to flush my eyes out with chlorine. This chick just looks...scary. Seriously.
The Duke And Duchess Of Cambridge (Kate And WIll) Visit Canada
Prince William and Kate Middleton are wasting no time visiting just about every corner of the globe to show off that they are super royal and hence, better than everybody else. First they are going to Canada and then they are going to visit America where I am sure they will visit Google and Vegas and of course Time Square. Their Canadian schedule looks like this...June 30-July 2: The National Capital Region (Ottawa, Ontario and Gatineau, Quebec)
July 2: Montreal
July 3: Quebec City
July 3-4: Charlottetown, Prince Edward Island
July 4: Summerside, Prince Edward Island
July 4-6: Yellowknife, Northwest Territories
July 6-8: Calgary, Alberta
July 2: Montreal
July 3: Quebec City
July 3-4: Charlottetown, Prince Edward Island
July 4: Summerside, Prince Edward Island
July 4-6: Yellowknife, Northwest Territories
July 6-8: Calgary, Alberta
...and then more details about their U.S. trip later.
Snooki Popped In Italy for Slamming Into A Cop Car
Things kinda seem to be going down hill for the cast of Jersey Shore in Italy. Just a couple days ago Ronnie and The Situation got into a fist fight and now Snooki slammed into a cop car. Snooki was taken into custody but it was not a formal arrest. Everyone was saying there was no alcohol involved but I do not believe that for a second. Of course over in Italy those crazy fucks drive on the wrong side of the road and having the steering wheel on the wrong side of the car on top of the fact that Snookiis 3 feet tall, kinda makes the situation worse.
Monday, May 30, 2011
New Home
So this past weekend I have been hard at work manipulating, correlating, coding, designing, compulating a new home for Notorious News. I am sick of being held back by Blogger and even though it has been good to me for nearly five years, it is time to move on. I will be buying a new domain name this Wednesday and after I get the blog up, I will share with everyone. Granted this is not a new blog, this is the same blog and posts only it is being hosted on Wordpress which is WAAAAAY better than Blogger. I am really excited about it. I will do a post on here after the daily bloggings every day until I am ready for the big unveil! If you are reading this and are a blogging partner, wait for my word to do links. Until then I will be blogging from good ol' Notorious News here on Blogger cause I know y'all are desperate for a gossip fix. Thanks for reading! Good things are comin'! <3 and xo!
Linkage
Be sure to tune in to Real Housewives Of New Jersey tonight- Busy Bee BloggerP!nk enjoys lunch with husband- Celeb Baby Laundry
Alexander Skarsgard covers Interview magazine- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Christina Aguilera is still boozing hard- Celebrity VIP Lounge
Sean Kingston in critical condition after jet ski accident- Ear Sucker
Emma Watson looks killer in her workout gear- Fit Fab Celeb
Miley Cyrus sports a see through shirt for airport security- Have U Heard
RIP Jeff Conaway- Hilary Shepherd
The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo red band trailer- Hollywood Hiccups
Aubry O'Day rockin' the side boob beachside- I Need My Fix
Is someone getting tatted on Jersey Shore?- Mathew Guiver
Brangelina to get hitched? Doubt it.- Oh The Scandal
There are too many movies about judgement day- Right Celebrity
Chris Brown gives fan a lapdance- Swanky Celebs
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is on the cover of GQ- The Skinny Chic
Happy Memorial Day!
Today is the day every year in The United States Of America where we remember those who gave their lives and those who are currently still serving in the military. And even those who have served in the past. Many people across the country are taking off work which they rightfully should. I have no clue what to say on occassions like this. I will probably surf my Facebook timeline and find a catchy "re post this if you agree" status and post it to my wall. I am shallow like that.Mario Testino Opens Up About Shooting The Royal Couple
Some famous photographer dude who likes to shoot photos of young couple who are engaged sat down and talks with People magazine about shooting Kate Middletone and Prince William. Or the Duchess of this and the Knight of that... whatever the fuck their titles are. I gotta say the pics look great and he did an amazing job. Big props to him.
Candace Crawford Is Off The Market
The sister of Chace Crawford ( Gossip Girl ) Candace Crawford just took herself off the market by marrying Tony Romo. Tony was bangin' Jessica Simpson for a while there but they split cause Jessica is terrified of commitment. This Candace chick is a pretty good replacement but Tony could have done A LOT better. Dude is the fucking quarterback for the Cowboys. You don't marry d-listers when you are an NFL quarterback. It is just a rule.
The Hangover 2 Breaks Box Office Record!
The Hangover Part 2 just broke the box office for biggest opening weekend for a comedy of all time! It raked in $137.4 million in it's first two days. And guess what? Today is Memorial Day and a lot of people aren't working and will go and see this, (probably sold out) in the course of their day. I haven't even seen the first one yet. I hear it is hysterical. Congrats to the staff!
Adrianne Curry Is Back On The Market
Remember that retarded show in the 70's called The Brady Bunch? Well one of it's characters, a dude named Christopher Knight, by the name of Peter Brady somehow managed to land worldwide super hotty Adrianne Curry. I have no clue how he did this but I would love to sit down with him and pick his brain and figure out how he managed to land a young and extremely good looking brunette with nothing much more to offer her other than old jizz.
Friday, May 27, 2011
Linkage
Platinum Hit premieres on Bravo- Busy Bee BloggerSarah Palin doesn't like Bristol Palin's boyfriend- Celeb Baby Laundry
Kim Kardashian will televise her wedding- Celebrity Dirt Laundry
Kara DioGuardi got high with Paula Abdul- Celebrity VIP Lounge
Rihanna and Chris Brown dating again?- Ear Sucker
Wanna know 25 things about Paris Hilton? Didn't think so.- Fit Fab Celeb
Rihanna killed it on The Today Show- Have U Heard
Watch the first clip from Green Lantern- Hollywood Hiccups
January Jones is pissing off pregnant women everywhere- I Need My Fix
Pippa Middleton out and about in London- Mathew Guiver
Ryna Reynolds talks about divorce in Details magazine- Oh The Scandal
Javier Colon will win The Voice- Right Celebrity
Lisa Kudrow will host The Webby Awards- Swanky Celebs
Lady Gaga covers Rolling Stone for the third time- The Skinny Chic
Shannon Woodward Is Back On The Market
Shannon Woodward and Andrew Garfield are calling it quits. Andrew who launched to fame after The Social Network (and a pretty good performance in Lions For Lambs) is still working on the new Spirderman film but I am not sure if he will have time to find a new girlfriend. He could do better than this Shannon chick but that is not to say that I wouldn't do naughty, NAUGHTY things with her. She is definitely a hotty.
Charlie Sheen Selling His Mansion
I know this news is a day old but I was busy yesterday and didn't get a chance to report on it. Charlie Sheen is selling his awesome Beverly Hills crib I guess to pay for his traveling lifestyle. It is going for $7.2 mil which seems like a pretty low price for a house this nice. It is gorgeous! I would like to see the inside as well so if you have those pics, e-mail me!
Amy Winehouse Is Back In Rehab, Again
Apparently Amy Winehouse's dad carries a lot of weight in her life because Amy is now back in rehab via her dad's wishes. I am sure this girl has what it takes to get sober and stay sober but the only reason she was ever in the tabloids in the first place was because she is a trainwreck. I am not a big fan of her voice and as far as looks go... hard to find a girl who is uglier. Stay strong Amy!
Carrie Underwood Gives Her Digits Out To Idol Contestants
Carrie Underwood apparently thinks she is a big sister to winners of American Idol and probably is full of herself enough to think she can actually offer music career advice to these people. It is being reported that she hands out her cell # on a regular basis to people who are runners up in the talent competition. She is married so there is no use for a booty call but the dude who won Idol this year is a stud so maybe he can get Carrie to cheat on her husband? That would be pretty cool.
Lindsay Lohan Started Her House Arrest
Lindsay Lohan started her house arrest yesterday at her beach side townhouse and according to TMZ, she is going to be spending her time painting and reading scripts. I think after she is sober, time served and has no prior commitments to the state of California (e.g. community service) she will be insurable again for the execs in Hollywood. I personally think she should try to sell some of her paintings cause for someone to have something in their house drawn my LiLo would be pretty cool. Look forward to seeing some of her work.
Thursday, May 26, 2011
Wednesday, May 25, 2011
Linkage
The Real Housewives Of NYC are heading to Morocco- Busy Bee BloggerPOLL: Who shall win American Idol?- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Matthew Morrison clears up the Gwyneth Paltrow rumors- Celebrity VIP Lounge
Kim Kardashian preggers?- Ear Sucker
Oprah's final guest is...- Fit Fab Celeb
Exclusive interview with Whitney Port- Have U Heard
RIP Mark Haines- Hollywood Hiccups
Nicole Scherzinger and 50 Cent do Ellen- I Need My Fix
Kristen Stewart arriving at Heathrow- Mathew Guiver
Sophia Coppola will be off the market soon-Oh The Scandal
Jersey Shore settles into Florence, Italy- Right Celebrity
Brangelina at the Tree Of Life premiere- Swanky Celebs
Does She Know What She Is Doing?
Jessica Alba is a terrific actress. She is beautiful, she is talented and I am sure she is a very good mother. But I am starting to think she is not the brightest bulb in the box. Here she is making the case for some no name congressman that chemicals can harm people when they are exposed to the water supply. Does anyone give a shit about leaking chemicals? Is this an epidemic in any of the 50 states? Who cares? I know this congressperson was probably invited to some party that Jessica was at and he approached her and Jessica was thinking, "Hey! This guy is wearing a suit. He must be important. He just said something about chemicals. Is he a drug addict? He is talking politics? He is a congressman? OMG he could make me look smart like Natalie Portman. I will bend over backwards to do anything for this man. etc" And that is how Jessica got bamboozled into this ridiculous press conference where she is wearing a very unsexy pant suit.
Lauren Alaina Might Drop Out
Some chick from American Idolis coming dangerously close to being left behind during the season finale cause she lost her voice. It sucks when a singer loses their voice but they shouldn't be left behind in the dust like they are some piece of trash. American Idol execs have already said they will find someone else to replace her if she is still under the weather but I doubt they thought about having her on stage as a non singer and maybe chilling in that little couch room or whatever. They don't consider this cause the fuckers at American Idol could give a shit less about what happens to their contestants. They just want ratings. Jerks.
Anna Kournikova Will Replace Jillian Michaels
OK who is hotter? Jillian Michaels or Anna Kournikova? They are both smoking hot and I would op for the third option and just say I would bang both of them at the same time. Cause I am slick like that. A lot of people think Jillian Michaels has an adam's apple and that she is actually adopting because she was born a man. I doubt it. Anyway, Anna Kournikova is going to be replacing Jillian Michaels on The Biggest Loser cause that show is pathetic and half the contestants gain all their weight back the second they go back home. I used to LOVE that show but I am not into tv dramas anymore. If you like seeing Anna Kournikova in spandex though (as I do) then you should definitely tune in.
Chelsea Handler Had An Abortion At 16
Recently Chelsea Handler admitted she had an abortion at 16 years old. I am sure there are a shitload of people out there who wanna rip on her now because they are against abortion etc. but that took A LOT of courage to admit publicly. I know Chelsea is a hard nosed chick and can field insults as good as anyone because she dishes them out for a living but I hope her friends and those close to her offer her support cause it is a truly sad situation.
Olivia Wilde And Bradley Cooper?
Here are some pics showing Olivia Wilde and Bradley Cooper allegedly spending a second night together at some club. Olivia Wilde has been linke dto Justin Timberlake recently too. Let's face it, this chick is doing what every chicks wants to do, be a super hot chick and fuck the hottest dudes in Hollywood. I can't really blame her.
Kim Kardashian Is Off The Market
Kim Kardashian returned home from a day of shopping and in the bedroom, written in rose pedals was....blah, blah, blah. This superficial bitch who could honestly care less about anyone else in this world besides her managed to trick some unlucky fool into putting a ring on her and I am sure neither will have a prenup. This marriage will seriously last 6 months. And that is me being nice.
Tuesday, May 24, 2011
Linkage
Christening backlash on Real Housewives Of New Jersey- Busy Bee BloggerWhy does Kate Hudson's face change when she is preggers?- Celeb Baby Laundry
Ali Lohan is learning from her older sister's fucked up life- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Faith Evans is getting divorced- Celebrity VIP Lounge
Randy Jackson predicts American Idol finale winner- Ear Sucker
Estella Warren is a crazy criminal now- Fit Fab Celeb
Tom Hanks has in Idol vote in- Have U Heard
Katy Perry looks...ugly- Hollywood Hiccups
Lady Gaga does Letterman- I Need My Fix
Arnold's baby mama has an attorney now- Mathew Guiver
Justin Bieber has a women's perfume now. This just keeps getting weirder.- Oh The Scandal
CW says Hellcats out? They have no penis.- Right Celebrity
John Mayer and Renee Zellwegger? He can do better.- Swanky Celebs
Gwen Stefani has a slammin' body in a killer bikini- The Skinny Chic
The Biebs Takes Selena Gomez On Vacation
Justin Bieber iscelebrating the fact that he has one of the best pieces of ass in Hollywood by taking his girlfriend, Selena Gomez, on vacation in Maui. I am SOOO jealous right now but not jealous of that boney ribcage on The Biebs. Seriously dude, do a push up.
Ronnie From Jersey Shore Beat Up The Situation
Two members of the Jersey Shore cast got into a brawl yesterday. Ronnie whateverthefuckhislastnameis and The Situation got into it after an argument with (you guessed it) Sammi. I am not sure about the deets but I am sure it will be aired on MTV very soon. From the looks of it, The Situation lost the fight but I bet it would have been a blast to watch. I hope it gets aired.
Snooki Likes Fat Burners
Snooki ( or @Sn00ki ) just posted on her Twitter account that she is looking for Zantrex fat burners in Italy. Italy isn't exactly known for their slim figure and healthy diet so I am sure she will have a hard time finding that in that country. I know she has some weight issues but I figured she was over them after she sat down with one glossy magazine or another and said she has a healthy body image now. People with a healthy body image do not use fat burners. Sad really.Zach Galifianakis Doesn't Like January Jones
It seems that Zach Galifianakis ( who is hilarious) isn't a big fan of January Jones. He sat at her table and after words were exchanged he said something along the lines of, " No one will remember you in a few you so you better be fucking nice". I can't stand the show Mad Men and Zach is spot on about January being forgotten about when the show ends. In all reality thoug, Zach will be forgotten about too cause he is really only funny when he is shooting up heroin on Bill Maher and doing the Between Two Ferns skits on FunnyOrDie.com.
Barack And Michelle Obama Visit The New Royal Couple
Barack Obama and Michelle Obama met with Prince William and Kate Middleton yesterday who now go by different names which I will not use here cause I think all that English proper name bullshit is gay. I am not sure what they talked about and since Barack is a rock star I am sure he just visited so he could get his mug in the tabloids. Just like why he downed a pint of Guiness in Ireland a bit ago.
Maria Shriver Leaked Baby News
It is being reported by TMZ that Maria Shriver and her "people" leaked the love child news to the tabloids to get revenge for Arnold cheating on her. I still don't blame this guy at all for cheating. I mean just look at this fucking monster he was wed to for 25 years. I bet she ate aborted fetus' for breakfast each morning. The other chick wasn't better looking than her but at least when he banged her he didn't have to fear having his head (or heads) bitten off by her after sex like a praying mantis.
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